Fuckerberg only cares about himself. … and maybe one day becoming a real boy. #meta #zuckerberg #sociopath #prick

The only thing more satisfying than the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center is the unwell Orange Man-Baby's entirely predictable, seething, unhinged, self-pitying, incoherent, raging, angry, vengeful meltdown reacting to the news. Someone call a wahh-mbulance! And how is your weekend going?

Here’s a thought: @rokhanna.bsky.social should use the speech & debate clause to start naming all the richest/most powerful men in the world as being in the unreleased Epstein files. Then the Trumptards would be forced by these powerful people to release ALL the files to prove their innocence…🤣

It’s shameful and disgusting that these genocidal cunts are allowed to travel outside of their bloodthirsty shithole of a country, much less enter the US like they are on holiday. 🤮

I encourage New Zealanders to really think about how inept our PM must be when his main election strategy is just hide from the media as much as he can. No other PM has done this. Even John Key fronted his decissions more than this. Its just embarrassing at this point.

The sooner everyone gets shot of the delusion that you can have a civil society based on the rule of law, while letting the lawless rich and powerful say "LOL, fuck you, make me" at every turn the better.

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

This is exactly how billionaires want it. This is Elon Musk and Peter Thiel’s vision: they live like gods and we are serfs who exist only to serve their obscene opulence and grotesque amorality. There’s billions of us and 3000 of them. We have the power to change this. We deserve so much better.

This thread is an absolutely brilliant analogy of how Nicola Willis manages the economy. Laugh cry your way through it #nzpol

Here's what ENABLED our governments to SELL our country and its people. IMMUNITY. INVENTED BY UN-ELECTED ... LORDS. OTHERWISE, WE WOULD BE SUING AND JAILING THOSE POLITICIANS, AND RECOVERING THE LOSSES THEY CAUSED. www.talaria.fyi/p/democracy-... #NZPol #Neofeudalism #Neoliberalism

Yesterday Donald compared himself to Elvis Presley, who famously died on the toilet. But he’s also building a bunker, which is where Hitler ultimately took his own life. I like a show that keeps us guessing as to how it will end.

Are you enrolled to vote, NZ? Check (or double, triple check) here: vote.nz/enrolling/en...

Nicola Willis's new household budget savings plan is to reduce the household income by 25% whilst costs go up by 10%, and then say it's the fault of the household having too many people in it...even though it's the same number as it was before

China sells remote controlled car parasols to keep your EV cool in the summer sun. Won't lie, I kinda want one. Plus, as an added bonus, unfurling it at 100 km/h allows you to jump over traffic. 😃

This is equally true for us, NZ. The billionaires/Atlas sycophants are buying our media, funding racists, pushing tax cuts, defunding health and supplying Melted Rimmer with buckets of money to write laws explicitly for the 1%. They’ve made it very clear: It’s us or them. #nzpol

If you're a white person experiencing racism in Britain, no you're not. What you're experiencing is that people don't like you.

DO YOU SING?

This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

Dissolving Fillers Leave Face Completely Concave

People will die because they did this.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

The current vision of “masculinity” coming from the right is “spoiled asshole teenage boy who wants a mom who will fuck him in addition to doing his laundry and also will never tell him to turn off Call of Duty” and I don’t know why more Dems don’t push back on it by merely pointing that out

Jesus look at act’s donations. The rich want white supremacy and no regulations. We desperately need tight political donation laws. #nzpol

Good news… for non-dentists. 🤣

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

And another one. “These are unprecedentedly strong responses in patients whose disease has become resistant to both chemotherapy and immunotherapy.”

If the framing for Talarico vs Paxton is “what is a man,” then the Republican argument is apparently that manhood = enabling pedophilia. Which is actually pretty accurate for their ideology

It’s obscene that a trumped up lying little troll like Seymour with 8% support can legally receive massive windfalls of cash surpassing other parties. If you want evidence that the 1% here is Atlas-aligned, part of David’s sad little 8% and willing to buy our elections … here you go: #nzpol

The worst part is that they know people will die, and as long as it gets them off a benefit they don't care #nzpol

they have no artists, they have no culture, and everything they think of as their heritage was created by people they would have hated were they their contemporaries

Amid widespread, flagrant corruption happening throughout the government, Donald Trump is trying to force every government employee to sign an NDA. Every. Single. Person. You can’t divorce the demands for secrecy from the corruption itself. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-nond...

And my guess is, Iran isn't on the line...

Trump: “We have no money for cancer research, healthcare, or feeding hungry kids.” Also Trump: Approves $5,000,000 to coat a bunch of horse statues in 23.75-karat gold. Priorities.

Corruption and lack of ethical boundaries go hand in hand, even at SCOTUS.

Heads up, NZ. The latest ATLAS plan for public health just dropped. It’s already a copy of NACT’s stated preferred response to COVID… during COVID. “Sacrifices must be made…” Expect Simpeon to be moving in this direction in 3… 2… 1… #nzpol

Trump’s Birthday Party Implodes, Cali Nukes J6 Slush Fund, MAGA Melts Down Over Nonbinary God + Comedian Jay Jurden www.thegodshow.com/live-stream/...

I'm sorry, did I read that correctly?!

A good reminder that even vast wealth can't buy good taste. #WhiteTrashWH

Far too on-brand. Ease up, my man. Your title already tells us you’re a women-abusing sexual assaulter… no need to go OTT.

DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

Bluesky isn't a bubble or an echo chamber, it's a garden. You plant some seeds and pull some weeds, you tend to it with care, and you make it into a space that pleases you when you come to sit in it a while. Other people can plant and tend to their own gardens, if they like. This garden is yours.

Is now the time to get t-shirts printed up saying "Jim Grenon funds lawsuits for racists"? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Having a literal hyper-violent cage match outside their supposed premiere house of state while a large part of it stands in ruins to the side, seems a tad on brand, if a little on the nose, for American empire right now. Got the circuses, just need the bread.

Crazy how these reforms saw mega landlords get richer at the same time as NZ reaching the highest number of homlessness in history. Its almost like the reason for the reforms was a lie 🤷

Hold Up, Everyone! We thought we’d seen the dumbest things they could do, but: No, there is no bottom. Now the stupidest drooler Congress ever produced is about to kill International flights to major left-leaning US cities… 😳 Markywayney is about nail America’s dick to a tree then set it on 🔥 🍿🍿🍿

This is what happens when a toddler takes over the white house

Looks like one of those terrifying 2050 #climate projection graphics, but no, that’s a short-term forecast for France until… May 29th.