A toy car belt I put together. They’re held on by the wheels w/ elastics

Why are oranges called oranges but an apple is not called red... 𝓸𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 ahh ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝

Maple in da Leaf youtu.be/VqPtKWY5kYc

I AM - dashare.zone ADMIN

just got my dna results back ☹️

I think heaven is this wonderful place, where all the people are tables, and Hell is this terrible place where all the tables are people!

life may be rough and tiring and my schedule may be all wrong. but I did just eat some fried fish and shrimps and that shit was good af. life worth living, more at 11

wiwi

#smtiv fuck with me

FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB OFF THE TYS, THEY GOT ME GOING NON VERBAL TOOK THREE EXTRA STRENGTH AND NOW I'M MIN MAXING MY STATS IN AN RPG THAT ONLY RELEASED ON THE SEGA SATURN IN A TWO WEEK STRETCH BACK IN 1998 I TOOK AN AM PILL AND NOW I'M UP FOR THE SECOND WEEK READING TRAIN MANUALS, FUCK YOU GIVE ME

and I think to myself .... what a walterful wednesday.......

Day 5 of yet again not having a crucial psychiatric medication. this will surely not have ramifications for my mental health

this whole bottle of wine got me acting Peculiar

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

it's rapture day and bisexual visibility day so be advised that everyone you can see today is by definition a) not going to heaven and b) down to fuck nasty

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

photoshop just gave up on me

Firion ✨ #finalfantasyII

dog exists and i couldn't be happier

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI

pro tip: putting virtual boy games on your 3ds is easy and free and kicks ass and doesn't require a 100 dollar piece of plastic on stilts

come and take it

good morning

Palestinian families like Hammam's are being hounded & starved to death in Israel's genocidal famine & invasion. Please help by sharing & donating if you can, Hammam's family is still trapped & urgently needs funds for shelter, food, & travel to escape the IDF, they're in great danger:

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

please stop saying shit like "real christians don't do this." Real Christians do. They're sitting there right now doing it. They joined that kind of Christianity with the explicit intention of doing exactly what they're doing right now.

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(Rolling over submissively and showing my soft underbelly) RESIST 😡

Me, a confused and conflicted young man in college talking to the halal cart guy outside the school of art: Yeah I need me a bitch that listen to Pentangle Halal cart guy: Very good boss (quieter) blue hair, septum piercing 6 o’clock boss Me: Yassir you’re a fucking beast bro

Taking a drag of a cig wearing nothing but a really long tie that covers my wiener: Spike spingle… bounty hunter. My gf: Put that fucking cigarette out you’re in my apartment Doing a gametime switch up and hitting my Johnny bravo: Heya there sexy mama

(My turn in the rap battle) Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah! In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

Check Raidou out if you can spare rhe cash! Its great!

my special interest du jour may be megaten but im also so autistic about far more things than u could possibly imagine

take of the day: tamagotchi design peaked with the entama. the accessory beads, the little antenna with the ball... This JAL exclusive one especially. so simple yet so effective

idgaf if its blasé or "been done before" I love a good fanart that's an homage to a classic famous painting. its cool like every time

miku inspired by jet set radio #HatsuneMiku #jetsetradio

They have this button on the right hand column that in addition to public shaming, lets you shame them in other useful ways

Every time you think about spending time with your loved ones in real life; don't. It's important that you post simmering reactions to probably overblown political news for everyone to see. Go limp and check your notifications for another hour.

my mental health is tanking yall. idk what the problem is i just feel like massive shit

Might as well post my birthday video from last year now that bluesky can handle bigger uploads. Lend your ears to Carlton once more as he serenades me with a lovely birthday tune.

this is something you just have to live with if you are even barely well-known online; people make up elaborate stories about you in their heads. it will always happen and you cannot give a shit about it, only stomp on it if they try to spread these weird tales to anybody you actually know.