“Two top 15 loses in one week is better than a loss to Wisconsin 13 games ago” — at least one AP voter 36 hours from now

Imagine losing on the road to a top 10 team. Couldn’t be my team 〽️

"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children

Whoa Black Betty

making a "I'm not the backup QB, I'm just the QB who backed up" shirt for Jarrett Stidham

Welp today has been absolute shit but at least I ran into @thegurglingcod.bsky.social at the mall

Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it

Michigan with the run heavy 45 second drive because of course

Give The Pope A 1990s Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket

Reboot The Simple Life but it's Brian Kelly and Billy Napier have to drive around America coaching shitty football teams.

Michigan needs cart blanche coaching upgrades far more than it needs growth from Bryce. Insane death by 1,000 paper cuts

Michigan by a billion

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

The NBA on NBC is back, check out the new intro with Roundball Rock

Lions about to pull a dentist out of the crowd to play slot corner

Wait. Is J. K. Simmons the Yellow Peanut M&M?

Skubal just Chalameted Big Dumper.

I saw Jane Goodall do a talk in my hometown as a kid and she greeted the crowd with "good evening, or as the chimpanzees say, ooo ooo AAAHH AHHHH AHHHH OOOO AHHH OOOO OOOOOOO AHHHH" and everybody stood up and applauded. Swear to God.

Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass

Average Gen X voter

It’s Wink time — Wink

Points please

Michigan should run the Touchdown play again

Lol

This is the worst tackling Michigan team since… Gerg?

@cjzero.bsky.social did you catch the It balloon on that last Nebraska kickoff???

Going to be a real Children of the Corn game.

Nope

Putting the American Flag forever stamp upside-down on my quarterly tax payment to indicate that my country is distress

“We should invent a bears QB jersey with switchable nameplates- or a subscription service so every time they get a new QB, you get the new jersey” - bears fan behind me as I am walking into soldier field … the optimism is through the roof

@makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social New @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social prompt just dropped

Calendar flips to August and the yard work playlist flips to college football preview podcasts

No way the Tigers not doing jack shit at the deadline comes back to bite them 24 hrs later

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Bo Brieske throw a strike challenge

Kids today don’t even know that you could put a fish tank in a Mazda

Jake Rogers looks and runs like a Boss Baby grew up to be a baseball player

Carl Yastrzemski’s grandson is 34 years old. Sports just keeps inventing new ways to make me feel old.

Psst, @briancgrubb.bsky.social look what the YouTube algo drug in

Me, to everyone involved in the Final Destination franchise: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The Tigers’ back up radio play-by-play guy keeps pronouncing “Bo Bichette” like “Boba Fett” and it’s killing me.

The navy told me their fighter jets keep sliding off the USS Harry Truman so I asked how many jets they said they just go to the pentagon and get a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding jets to the Red Sea and then Pete Hegseth started crying.

Sadly, Brett Favre couldn’t make the NFL Draft because he can’t cross state lines.

Alito’s wife’s Easter flag is going to be fuckin NUTS

Annual tradition, last minute donation @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

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Ohh "America First" was a hit list

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)