Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass

Really need zay flowers not to catch a 2 pt conversion here.

That’s a bitch call on Jarrett.

If I may quote the Christian hardcore band Crashdog, “the words they use are His, but the spirit is another’s.”

Bears offensive line somehow worse this year than last. Wouldn’t have thought it was possible. But here we are

In Ben Johnson’s two games as Head Coach, they’ve got the ball after the half and both drives were 3 and outs, I believe.

Bad officiating will give Lions points. Outrageous.

If the Bears are going to keep giving Detroit half a field, it’s going to be a long day, man

Lions saying “Ben Who?”

Excited to announce I am the new 49ers kicker!

Why tf did they kick it like that? Kick it out of bounds and take the penalty. The one thing you can’t do is let a returnable kick happen.

OMG ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE FLAGS

These refs have been soft as hell today

Been a Bears fan a long time and this game feels way too familiar

Justin Jackson loves to false start

Not ideal

I’m with the President. I’m with the sex creep. I’m with the combination President sex creep. (Sorry)

This is a very, very good listen. Jack Silverstein has proven his bona fides repeatedly over the years and it shows.

Well fuck.

So strange to see Bears legend Keenan Allen in a Chargers uniform.

Kind of annoying how handsome Pierce Brosnan still is.

It was insane to me that nobody asked about this at the last press conference. Now we know. And the news sucks.

Rome should’ve caught that damn ball.

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

Heavy is the head that’s sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez

Booker doesn't turn 23 until December.

I need the movie Weapons to come out so I can read the Wikipedia plot summary to figure out what’s going on, while never actually watching the film bc it looks too scary for me, a man in my 40s.

I think the idea that “The President is simultaneously an institution beyond the reach of criminal law and also a private person who can file $10 billion defamation suits when he dislikes a news article” is not very sensible.

Am watching classic Doctor Who and got to The Horror of Fang Rock.

GOP: Oops all Pedophiles

Was walking out of a gas station in central Indiana and the clerk asked another patron if he was “living the dream.” The guy responded, “somebody’s dream.”

Watched Sinners, I guess the lesson I took from it is that life is about eating pussy and shredding on your guitar

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

Ladies Love Solidarity James

Dem leadership is a fucking joke, man.

Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?

it is a sign of just how little pull vance has in the white house that he made an account on a niche social network to troll

yeah instant block

While working at Menards (midwestern chain hardware store) I showed Bryce Drew where our car-cleaning products were. He declined to buy any because we didn’t carry the brand Armor All.

My Pillow guy looks like he’s about to hold up an urn to help The Undertaker defeat Jake the Snake

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

In hindsight, Zack Braff’s mom tripping over that dishwasher in Garden State feels like some Final Destination shit.

I’m certain Britbox has gotten this caption from a 1972 Doctor Who episode wrong. Or the BBC was a lot cooler about f bombs back in the day.

Me, in the bearded barley, horny as hell: I wish someone would write a song about this. And it would be awesome if it mentioned my father’s map.

As a Bears fan on Bluesky, but not on Twitter, I feel it’s my duty to like every single Bears-related post from the handful of media accounts that actually post here. Like a little treat for their continuing to humor those of use who want Bears content but don’t want to support the nazi that runs x

This is a good response!

Meanwhile, Pete Rose’s ban from Heaven remains.

Like the saying goes, Go woke, Go Pope.