My library has jokes

Thinking about how my abusive ex at one point laughed in my face and said, “where are you gonna go?” To a difference state, with a better man, a better life, a community, the start of a fabulous and challenging career, and a dog with ears as big as her head. THAT’S where I went.

Deep night in Kyiv. Explosions woke me up. The city was under missile attack. Reading about drones heading to Kyiv. Hard to fall asleep again.

You can't trust a politician who can't handle a room full of children. Of course, Mamdani aces it.

Happy 100th to arguably the most famous movie star of all-time, Marilyn Monroe (here on the set of The Seven Year Itch (1955)) 💎

This is Indica. She is enjoying a movie and some pupcorn. Would like to enjoy it without commentary, if you don't mind. 12/10 (TT: julia.perez3272)

I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

I want to believe this.

❗️❗️"Russian Army is retreating in the Zaporizhzhia and Dnipropetrovsk directions for the first time since 2023", — Head of Council of Reservists Tymochko

A kind guy came home from work with a super timid stray dog . The pup had been living outside his job site and was extremely scared of people. They took him to the vet (no microchip found) and slowly helped him come out of his shell with love and patience. ❤️

It’s the Second Time he has done this for our State! Thank You Stephen Colbert….

#Birds #animal #video

No Love Like Dog Love….

Give yourself the gift of watching this.

How could I not have seen that painting before? Powerful. 🇺🇦 Ivan-Valentyn Zadorozhnyi Let the Orchards Bloom, 1969–1970

Occasionally I have a serious side. This is it.

The current regime is absolutely evil.

Reminder that banning elected officials from trading stock is a total no brainer. They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you. Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.

Great day for a bath 💦 IG: birds_perfection

Ossoff: He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.

I Fully Endorse this Statement…. “I don’t just want ICE abolished. I want these thugs behind bars. I want the men getting rich off their concentration camps in prison for life.”

"You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.” Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

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When your dogs know you love them….

An elk mom gives her child a loving bath while a few other elk relax in the yard. #mammals #nature #deer #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodmorning #PNW #babyanimals #nokings #wildlife #elk #outdoors #mountains

It’s absolutely crazy they can void an election with no consequences.

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

When we arrest the President and his cabinet for treason we should do it mid-speech

And his first, and for all his mob boss machinations for the 30 years prior. He should be paying US for having to endure his existence.

The only thing more satisfying than the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center is the unwell Orange Man-Baby's entirely predictable, seething, unhinged, self-pitying, incoherent, raging, angry, vengeful meltdown reacting to the news. Someone call a wahh-mbulance! And how is your weekend going?

Grocery shopping is hell. Literally everything is over $5.25 and a lot of that is “on sale.” Minimum wage is around $15. You can afford fewer than 3 grocery items for working AN HOUR. I’m salary and paid decently. But I’m very worried about our vulnerable populations. Our kids. This is absurd.

There are still people who say Kamala would have been this bad or worse and I would like y'all to seek help

Donald Trump is using the United States Department of Justice to go after a woman he raped. I feel levels of anger beyond comprehension.

When you’re having a completely normal day… then you come across these glowing dog sneakers 🐕✨😭 I can’t stop smiling. Ridiculously cute and an instant mood booster. 💖🐾🔥

Hey, anyone seen the cat? Dog: Nope. You sure you haven't seen the cat? Dog: Not lately. 😂

Greetings from Kyiv 🇺🇦 covered in grey clouds today. Stand with me on Maidan Nezalezhnosti (Independence Square). Do you feel it? Life.

For those of you not living in California, who don't understand what we're going through.

China sells remote controlled car parasols to keep your EV cool in the summer sun. Won't lie, I kinda want one. Plus, as an added bonus, unfurling it at 100 km/h allows you to jump over traffic. 😃

Tonight’s moon thru my scope

“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.

Wow! North Carolina Republicans seriously looked at rising housing costs, the healthcare unaffordability crisis, and childcare costs then said: “You know what America really needs? Fertilized eggs with more legal rights than women.”

Okay, now, since putting his own name on things illegally isn't an official duty of the President, make him pay for it all.

"I still can't believe this modern country elected a crazy man as their leader" --A German citizen, 1932.

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So Sad Chump,You're Going To Have To Pay Mamdani Your Taxes, Bitch,On Your Second Home.......👏🏻

"Time to turn the Epstein Files into Epstein trials." Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM)

Trump’s behavior on social media today is so unhinged even by his standards that I can’t help but wonder what the doctors really told him the other day. This is a deeply unwell person.