this sex isnt high concept enough. im not gonna cum unless you get me invested in the character you're playing. i need pathos and drama otherwise im just gonna tune out and play youtube shorts on my phone while we both frot the vibrator until one of us finishes

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

made a cool gif thats been making the rounds and now you can have it too.

Okay, this isn't a live-service game. It's a small, $15 regular 5v5 multiplayer game. The only DLC is a $5 'supporter pack' that gives every character one more skin and the soundtrack. It's exactly what people have been demanding because they HATE live-service games. And then gets punished as one!

part of a healthy diet #tomodachi

so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

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30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Seen some suspicious activity at Taco Bell lately. Told the busty new employee with giant sprawling purple hair and glowing swirly eyes the soda machine was out of the funny purple soda. She grabbed a condom the side of my face and just kept giggling.

Would be fun to rock a fit like this some day. Elevate past the black hoodie lmao

Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

We live in scary times, friends, but I'd like you to remember and take comfort in knowing that she's still dead. Happy Thatcher Is Still Dead day.

GOD I love this art so much! Ignore that im losing badly.

I had a vision

put your fucking music on bandcamp #furryart #bandcamp #putyourmusiconbandcamp bsky.app/profile/thug...

oh wow who's that pretty tgirl bat huh. i wonder :3

(explaining weather to marylanders) imagine a crab cake

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Considering Samus went through puberty around aliens with no other humans, she's definitely a monster fucker.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Heated Chivalry

I think there's something hilarious about chuds saying the 2000s was peak gaming because there were no politics or minorities or whatever meanwhile these were some of 2004's biggest releases

u know it's true

image that came to me in a dream last night

Nothing provokes elite TikTok content like the Olympics

Yes! What if we treated extremely normal human variation as something other than a "disorder"??? www.positive.news/society/yout...

When they make movies about this in the future they will tone down the cruelty of ICE and border patrol, like Spielberg did with Goeth in Schindler's List, because no one will believe they were actually this monstrous.

it keeps giving you more time and i got up to 10 minutes bonus before i just got bored

I have made the news again

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

i cannot stop thinking about this interaction

We're working around the clock developing Chess 2

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

this includes but is not limited to: - tracing or otherwise blatantly stealing shit - "fixing" someone's art - captions and manips - shitposting using someone's art

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

You could not make me leave.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

you got it, boss

Chat is it worth 90 bucks to see my sona facesitting one of my favorite artists?

Borderlands 2 is a Looney Tunes-ass game where if you turn your back on your team sometimes an anvil or something will just completely flatten them