im not sure there’s actually any band I’d spend $200 to see live. viagra boys the beaches and Franz Ferdinand are all playing osheaga this year and I love them. but im not paying at *minimum* $400 for a day pass.

When a fish eats something tasteless It eats, spits it out, eats, spits it out, eats, spits it out, eats, spits it out, eats, spits it out, eats, spits it out, eats, spits it out, and eventually either eats it or spits it out.

coworkers were shocked I don’t want to pay more than $50 for a concert… im sorry for being a hipster

there was some useful info in there but we had an entire training module about workplace violence that boils down to “dont hurt your coworkers.” NOW you tell me I’ve been judo throwing them every lunch break

the graphic they chose just makes it look like this guy is fantasizing about getting cops killed

r/herbivore - [deleted user] Guys how do you deal with the naked apes I've been running away for quite a bit but I keep seeing them after a day or two. Normally I would just attack but they have these weird elongated rocks that hurt a lot. Any tips? Fancyhorn - ^ 1.5k ☀️🌟👍 youre fucked man

humans are such weird animals. you see a group of these stupid little vertical apes and you’re like nbd but then they start throwing sharp rocks at you and no matter how far you run they’re *still* chasing you

Your outwards bitterness and jealousy towards your peers + complaining about not having more than twenty people who support and adore your work is scaring away what little audience you have bro. It’s killing the genuine love that small group of people has for your stories, bro.

Another Snake. But in the sea #art

Cardboard dawg

I keep thinking about lrt. good post

lesbians can never have gay men hookup culture bc theyre all too busy rehashing another label discourse on x the everything app

my endurance is increasing I guess and it’s fucked up that you can very personally experience the human persistence hunting advantage. I will catch you eventually, woolly rhino. I can just keep going.

whoa, guys, there's like, this big scary wasp or something, probably with a real stinger and everything

it really does suck when something you don't think is very good gets a bunch of haters who are just batshit insane

Interesting, okay

little cave fellows ⛰️

Miss my girl

The Left Hand of Darkness

"Good boy" - Ink and Copics

Paleontologists after they unearth a bunch of fossils at a digging site:

Achillobator and Ankylosaurus

HOUUUGH finally hit 6.5km… had to slow way down

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

what are we even talking about anymore

Happy pride month!! <3 #pokemon #wlw

the more I see it invoked the more I think we need to put being “raised female” on the shelf until people can be normal about it. there is no universal Girl Childhood that could possibly apply to ~50% of the earth’s population

you know whoever made this cover was strokin it like crazy when they decided to put the stickers on a lavender iphone

Beasts on parade I animated an illustration by @owlylly.bsky.social Had a lot of fun bringing this carnival to life ✨🎭🦁🥁✨

why is gus fring in my workplace training

un caiman #tidalpooles_art

@greenleejw.bsky.social little squiggly guy spotting! 👀 (from The Alphabet, London, 1769: Princeton University, Cotsen Children’s Library Special Collections)

bird and wolf

mermay lexi 3 days late rip. she's a giant snakehead :) (featuring some gouramis and a catfish)

what the fuck is going on

I don’t think I ever cross-posted my completely serious pride edit from last year

introduce her to your freshwater ecosystem. she poses absolutely no threat to local biodiversity. she promises.

oh my godddddd there’s a skunk in this neighbourhood that sprays regularly too I can never fucking escape

mermay lexi 3 days late rip. she's a giant snakehead :) (featuring some gouramis and a catfish)

generally do not love putting a face to my account these days bc if I say or draw something stupid you can now clearly imagine my dumb ass conceptualizing it

attempted a little self portrait doodle since im trying to warm back up to human faces

heartwarming that my coworker and I managed to do the “coming out to each other without ever explicitly saying it” dance within like a couple of weeks

guess who finally fixed the text on this after 5 years #art

during pride month, ethan???