Yeah I’m not doing that

I unironically, actually, for real love the fact that a (nominally) Christian nation names its space missions after pagan gods. The planets are named for pagan gods. So are the days of the week. Pray to your invisible friend while some Wednesday we send Artemis to Mars.

After watching Operation Hail Mary on Wednesday, seeing the Artemis crew splashdown is making me cry a little. They're home. I'm a giant baby, and they're home.

This lady on Jeopardy thinks we won the Cold War. lol

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You need the VP to invoke Article 25, and Vance knows the whole house of cards collapses without the cult leader, so impeachment is the way to go. I just hope third time's the charm.

I don't remember walking into a circus, so why am I surrounded by clowns?

It's insane having a web comic at a time like this. We might be about to drop a nuclear bomb on another country and commit unspeakable war crimes, and I'm sitting here like "Gotta lock in. I need to draw this dog."

I might be late to the party, but I need Disney Pixar to crudely animate every Rangers hockey game if it means they're gonna play that well.

Every day I wake up hoping it will be the day, and every day a cruel or nonexistent god mocks me by withholding the one thing I hope for. When will the big, beautiful news finally come?

Anyone else obsessively checking the news, waiting for the big, beautiful obituary?

I’m so excited that my book is in my local library — it means anyone in Connecticut can check it out and have it delivered to the library in their town! So cool! @nedlamont.com please don’t cut interlibrary loan funding!

I would bet money that he didn't write this, and he's in the hospital again, but I don't gamble. My imaginary money's on Kegsbreath.

If you thought literacy rates and levels were bad in the U.S., you should see how bad our grasp of very basic math is. I knew it was dire, but I had no idea how bad it was until I started working in customer service again.

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

The funniest thing about any Invisible Man movie is when you can't see him that means he's balls-out, completely naked.

I'm on the lookout for ARCs docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Some of the shit in Daredevil wouldn't hit so hard if it wasn't happening in reality too.

Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

If you think you have a lot to do today, remember Ron Swanson once had like 94 meetings on March 31st because of this.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

My #WatsonCBS theory is that Sherlock isn’t really there; he’s Watson's Tyler Durden.

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I just took the Jeopardy anytime test and got way more clues than I expected to get. I don't think I could go on the show. If I don't know an answer, I tend to say "ah fuck." But it's fun to dream.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

It should make Republicans *very* nervous to compare the listless unattendance of conservatives at CPAC this week with the enthusiastic, overwhelming attendance of liberals at #NoKings events a day later.

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Looked at the CPAC trending topic, and the schadenfreude is delicious today.

My husband said, "No one wants to come second in the werewolf Olympics." I stared at him for way too long before I got it.

ICE agents have so many pockets on their dumb little vests they look like they were drawn by Rob Liefeld.

Everything I've ever learned about RFK jr. has been against my will.

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

It's here! My complete review of LA28's "superbloom" visual identity for the 2028 Summer Olympic and Paralympic Games hosted by the city of Los Angeles which is for some reason inspired by things that happen out in the desert in the spring 🙃

every time I see something bizarre about him, I think about this post

The cool thing with the Moana live action remake is that you can watch a better version of the same movie right now.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

If they're not doing passenger screening, they're just there to harass non-white people.

A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing

[Sade voice 🎵]

chuck norris could roundhouse kick anything, even the bucket

I need congresspeople to understand that the American people absolutely do not care if what you do is bipartisan. We do not care if you "reach across the aisle." We just want you to do something, anything, that will actually help us.

I did the layout for this book, and it's both thoroughly researched and thoughtfully put together. You should check it out!

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

I've already not renewed our annual Paramount+ subscription. HBO is still up in the air.

We've been watching Newsradio, and it's fascinating how they made Joe Rogan look like he's the same height as regular people. I'm also halfway convinced that they didn't give him a script, and all the crazy shit he said was just off the cuff.