I take a bad selfie but damn.

noooooo not my emotional support jessica chastain political thriller 😭 😔

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Wedding coat

Just wait: Tylenol's gonna pay Trump $10M, and he's gonna come out next week saying that actually it's Advil that causes autism.

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Given the history of slave owning, I doubt this is the case.

If you aren't going to byline authors maybe don't hire weird obsessive bigots who can't read medical studies.

so the Economist article isn't attributed an author. but someone in the replies of this 🧵 tipped me off that it was Jəsse Singal. & it turns out that it was, which in retrospect isn't surprising (as he's one of the ppl who would never answer this question):

how do I explain the concept of anesthesia to a cat. I am not starving you, I am trying to keep you from aspirating when the vet cleans your teeth tomorrow.

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

Kenvue Tylenol, a single ingredient preparation of paracetamol for use as an analgesic … welcome to the resistance?

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Hilariously weird lease terms ... "Its to help not have any disagreements in the event of certain situations" is a great turn of phrase.

Saying polyamory is right-coded is misleading. The Nazi polycule that controls a nuclear superpower is an outlier and should not be counted.

We have always been at war with Tylenol

Here is my talk from @pyconau.bsky.social titled "Skill Issue" and with the most perfect thumbnail possible: youtu.be/ND_SPnOynvg

Americans have a tendency to believe that accidental deaths (whether from cars, guns, or disease) are the result of individual failures rather than systemic failures. So it's not surprising that many Americans do not believe in systemic solutions like vaccines, gun control, or traffic calming.

Did I mention my second talk from #PyConAU about Free Software's unwillingness to think about consequences and how we might have learned a small amout from labour organising (and how corporates certainly have)? It's a good one! You should watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsbU...

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Why is this STILL not a thing? I'm annoyed about that.

Today I learnt that dyson spheres were a shitpost. youtu.be/fLzEX1TPBFM?...

Great example of how orange tabbies look vs. other tabbies! Posting tabby photos often provides evidence for my theory that attributing personality traits to coat colors is 98% human confirmation bias. People often comment "classic orange behavior" on photos that are definitely not orange cats. 😆

Sometimes it is important to ask: can you fuck an Ethernet cable?

Me: pervert and math nerd. I have arrived. I have found my people.

cheers to the person at Boston Museum of Science who absolutely knows what they got away with

This man is one of the campaign’s super volunteers, the nicest dude you’ll ever meet, wildly dependable, and apparently capable of taking the coolest photo of 2025.

Artist: grs- Media: original Source: https://twitter.com/G_R_S__/status/1770191037148868814

I cannot describe how bad this is for tech companies. Not the $100K fee on *new* H1Bs, but that their software engineers currently abroad can be turned back (or detained?) at the border with ZERO notice! It brings uncertainty to running a business in the US. Plus (cont’d)

4k annual return on 75k invested is pretty good, and that isn't considering the replacement cost if my alternative is a ICE car.

You’re welcome -Dad

1) Hi. I'm Cecil, and I'm a feral cat. One time I escaped a vet's grasp, bolted up some cabinets and busted through a ceiling. I ran 3 rooms down, fell into a room full of caged dogs, further evaded capture above the ceiling, and fell into an Exam Room the next day. Good times. (cont.)

There is a costume party here where the girls are in pink and white tennis outfits and the boys are in navy polos and Gray flatcaps, what is this from?

I have nothing to add; this is already the final form of the joke

was just thinking about Your Party, and how it's a shame that there isn't someone who can just come in, tell the left what the plan is and make them all pull together, and then realised it's the XKCD "standards" joke

Section 28, which aimed to ban ‘the promotion of homosexuality’, was repealed in England and Wales on 18 September 2003. We marched in protest against it under banners proclaiming ‘Never Going Underground’. The lesson applies still.

In 1 hour watch @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org, @annabower.bsky.social, @ericcolumbus.bsky.social, and @rparloff.bsky.social discuss President Trump requesting SCOTUS act in Fed. Governor Lisa Cook’s challenge to his attempt to remove her, the attempted removal of Guatemalan minors, and more.

AMONGST OUR WEAPONS, the 9th novel in @benaaronovitch.bsky.social’s #riversoflondon novel, is only $2.99 today in the U.S. (eBook)! www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/... Published by @dawbooks.bsky.social

Walz: This is North Korea style stuff. And it's being done because this is a weak, thin skinned man who's failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening. It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president

Siri, show me California politics in one image.

As a great woman once said. IT'S SPICY

Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.

Another cis woman harmed by #LaboursTransBan and the Prime Minister’s weaponised transphobia Told to use the men's toilets bcos strangers refuse to believe she's a woman - she’s just tall A direct result of the government legitimising narrow, sexist beauty standards and giving cover to harassment

Remember literally three years ago, when centrist pundits claimed that the trans backlash was really just a wonky debate over the correct medical standards for children? Fast-forward to today and you have members of Congress calling for ALL trans people to be seized and held incommunicado

dating apps should just make men list who is the administrator of DOGE

Damn it. I've been inspired. Someone write these talks so I don't have to.

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Goldman warns AI spending slowdown could trigger 20% market drop Top eight S&P 500 firms now represent over 36% of the index, creating dangerous concentration as hyperscaler spending faces deceleration.