Very funny from /r/balatro

Omg look at them 💜 I would’ve eaten this up. Like Discworld, Red Dwarf is excellent comedy fodder for this kind of game.

Germany's main anime convention Dokomi seems to have a big influx of overseas guests & visitors this year, so my Twitter timeline is full of people discovering the wonders of Döner & German bread as well as the horrors of Deutsche Bahn

Wie oft müssen eigentlich noch Leute von der taz zu Springer wechseln, bis man sich dort mal fragt, welche politischen und ideologischen Brückenschläge diesen Weg so erstaunlich leicht machen?

Because “Reduce your Carbon Footprint”, while still a worthwhile effort, was essentially an astroturfed advertising campaign by BP to have individuals reduce their personal emissions through lifestyle choices while the oil industry continued to expand fossil fuel extraction infinitives.

Why do Apple apps on non-Apple platforms always have to be the most annoying shit What do you mean Apple Music on Android can only cast to Chromecast? And why does the Windows app just do nothing when I try to cast to the Apple TV?

Hey did you read my review of Zero Parades yet? Many are calling it the greatest thing I've ever written. Go read about my current pick for GOTY 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

Even after all these years, the bags at Comic Zin continue to be the most objectively funny bags on the planet

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

RIP freud you would have been foaming at the mouth over this shit

Die deutsche Politikwissenschaft hat ein Problem im Umgang mit Israel-Palästina, kritisieren @roykaradag.bsky.social & @anavelasco.bsky.social. In Journals & Fachkonferenzen komme das Thema kaum vor. Das Ergebnis: Die PoWi sei zu Israels Kriegen hierzulande analytisch schlicht nicht urteilsfähig.

Very thrilled to see that asterisk about DLSS not being included in most of the specs. Borderline false adverstising to write "4K @ 60fps" on your chart when the game actually renders at 1080p imo (if these presets still include some non-DLSS upscaling, I am never trusting a specs chart again)

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Remembering a conversation with a Russian graduate student about games. HIM: So what's your favorite game? ME: Disco Elysium. HIM: Really? Are you sure you get it? I don't understand how an American can understand that game. ME: I'm divorced. HIM: Ah ok. Yes, I see.

as an avid reader of corrections, I am unlikely to recover from “sits peeing down”

[The one time Kazama Kiryu had sex]: "Intercourse huh? I guess many mammals enjoy "getting their rocks off" so to speak. Sure I'll try it." [afterwards] "Huh, that was pretty vulnerable...and..WOW...what a jolt! So this is the world of sex. Thank you. I have to get back to the batting cages now."

Finally went through my photos. Starting off with some Super Formula cars on track (didn't take as many of those this year 😔)

2 for 2 on Super Formula race weekends I've gone to at Autopolis where one day gets rained out, and this time it hit the actual race...

Usada Pekora has been streaming Pragmata and the PR team is all in on it x.com/PRAGMATA_JP/...

AMAZING THINGS are happening in desktop customization

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Caught up on The Pitt S2. Without getting into spoilers, it's weird to me how much discourse about this season revolved around assigning clear heroes and villains. It's so asenine to do to a show that derives most of its drama from rarely having anyone be 100% good and correct or wrong and bad

David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku? Yoko Taro: Can an otaku? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku? Cage: I don't get it

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Looking for a rice field? Well you came to the wrong freaking city buddy

a genuinely savage, totally earned kicker: "The Saudification was already here." 💀

WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

I've made a new video essay and it's too smart to release on youtube

Someone on X asks what the writing on these beautiful Shinto toriii gates means. A Japanese user, unwilling to kill the magic and inform them these are the names of individual & corporate shrine donors, replies, "There are things best left unknown."

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

damn girl are you 200 goombas? because you are stacked to illegitimate levels

But I was told it was inevitable!

Companies trying to get in on the hype bubble have done so much damage to the discourse by calling anything vaguely related to machine learning "AI" Depressing how often you see people defend generative AI bullshit by pointing to some unrelated use of ML

I used to part-time at a small tea wholesaler specialized in Japanese and Chinese teas. One of the gardens they import from happens to be here in Kumamoto, so I bought a gift set for my uncle direct from them It cost me only a third of the German retail price for the same teas

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

Just all around great work for Cairn's tech and art team (and the Tech Art Director) - especially considering a wild set of gameplay-imposed constraints. www.artstation.com/artwork/AZzrJm

mom and pop operated NAS shop. everyone in town knows john and marla, they run the last local cloud storage business. fifteen fifty a month gets you an honest 24 terabytes. pretty good deal and marla keeps a bottle of tanqueray behind server rack 44 if you happen by

This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...

found the perfect mod

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

Damn, he's tuned into the JP manga piracy discourse too???

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

GET HIS ASS, GRACE #re9

There's a German driver named Goethe in F2 and they are pronouncing his name with an English "th", which is awful both because that sound doesn't exist in German, but also because it sounds like they're calling him "Girth-er"

This quote coming from the man who made the first Legend of Zelda smh