If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Some one dressed as the Louvre Pyramid in the city last night

ngl BlueSky has turned into a real drag

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I just found this puzzle box inside a Terry’s chocolate orange, played with it for a moment, and a gang of black-clad, heavily pierced extra-dimensional beings showed up saying they have such sights to show me. Be safe.

Wagon Wednesday

ur fave final girls but they’re muppets: thread

It’s like a potty for King Kong

ATTN: the recent wave of new bluesky accounts. if you use the word “illegals” to refer to undocumented people I’m going to hit you with my car

I’ve cursed myself with gaining an interest in buying either a: 240sx RX-8 RX-7 FC MRS 2G MR2 996.1 Boxter

Shame those who can’t/wont identify AI by scamming them

tell me about it, 1970s star trek coloring book

i was at a house party last night with the jays game on and everyone lost their fucking minds and then a local legend did a set and i had a drink that was based on the cover of Nevermind

(you know i hate doing this) need a few hundred for rent/bills in Nov. since everything went up & my job doesn't pay well. SNAP might be defunded in Nov. & I rely on it, so if you're able, anything helps 💖💸💖 #mutualfunds #donate #helpsky #fundsky #mutualaidrequest #KeepFolksAlive #KeepFolksAlive2025

halloween and autumn are pretty great

This lawn mower sucks

man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit

Happy bday John Lithgow

I got Peaches tickets 😁

One of the best movie lines ever!

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They say a watched pot never boils but they’ve obviously never filled their electric kettle up a quarter of the way for ramen

Found a Google campus bike do I keep it?

Cats actually know that cat food will kill a snake, so how cute is this?

Some Halloween safety tips from a real jack o lantern

The key to my heart

good afternoon

further update

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

T f is going on with these bats

I got my twin Glock 40 cocked back

Happy birthday, Sci-fi Queen Sigourney. And she's far from finished with sci-fi, as she'll be appearing in Avatar: Fire and Ash (Dec. 2025) and The Mandalorian & Grogu (May 2026).

horror movie posters but with muppets: thread

Detroit!

Being forced to use Windows for work reminds me why I left this operating system almost 10 years ago. This is the most clustefuck of an OS I’ve ever had to deal with

My work trip to Ohio so far

New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong https://theonion.com/new-season-of-monster-to-focus-on-barista-who-made-ryan-murphys-drink-wrong/

Playing that new skating game

iTunes (2001)

It’s so cool learning things I could get use to this