If republicans so shitty about dead folks voting, why they letting Mitch McConnell do it? Gurl! 😂

At this point...

Homan: "It comes down to one simple fact...these people failed to comply with law enforcement ...all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today." Here, "Complying" ...would possibly mean getting shipped off to a prison in El Salvador...never to be seen again. Yeah, fuck that.

This Mitch McConnel charade has gone on long enough.

Governor Beshear... Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."

It feels like we're all pretty much waiting for news that Mitch McConnell has been irreversibly incapacitated or dead for weeks and the GOP has been doing their damnedest to keep it covered up.

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear has the constitutional authority to temporarily appoint someone to fill Mitch McConnell’s seat. If GOP lawmakers want to challenge that, they can do so. This will be the first big test to see whether Beshear really is presidential material. I hope he passes the test.

BREAKING: Rare Mitch McConnell sighting. Wildlife officials remind everyone not to approach or ask follow-up questions.

The same people who think Canada can just rake leaves to end forest fires & filter air at the border to eliminate smoke also believed ivermectin cured covid, ectopic pregnancies are transferable & the prolonged sunning of one’s testicles is a great idea.

If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.

The best way to get to the bottom of the McConnell question is for the governor to appoint a replacement. The GOP legislature passed a law stripping him of that power, but it goes against the state constitution. If they refuse to seat the replacement, take them to court. There’s zero downside.

I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.

The last time men forced women back into the kitchen we put shrimp in jello. We’ll do it again!

Mmmmhmmmm

Seems bad that baseball players feel more obligated to give updates on injuries and absences than members of Congress.

He’s going to announce some bullshit about foreign election interference in the 2020 election on Thursday. Probably so he can attempt to interfere in this year’s election.

It’s funny how literally everyone knows what this means

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

May I propose a new law that elected officials can only miss a certain number of consecutive votes before they are removed from office

Hey Chicago! An ICE contractor is trying to buy our parking meters — and City Council decides whether that happens THIS WEEK. We've got time to stop this, but we need as many people as possible to fight back: tinyurl.com/icepark

He fell asleep in a meeting with Turkish President Erdogan, referred to Iran as the "Islamic Republic of Japan", TikTok as "Tic Tac", President Zelensky as "President Putin" & once again demanded the U.S. be given control of Greenland. He's much less dangerous while sleeping than when he's awake. 💤

If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain-dead, then every one of the senators and congressmen who said they spoke directly to him should be impeached. Drop a follow

The reason Trump screamed “RIGGED!” about the 2020 election was so that he could cheat and rig the 2024 election as much as he wanted. Because if anyone says the word ‘rigged’ now, even if it is, you sound like him. This is an old Nazi tactic.

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.

ICE is supposed to be wearing body cams. If they aren’t they should lose any case where they lie that the driver tried to killed them. They should also be fired and maybe they’ll take civil rights more seriously.

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

remember when america was so scared of communism they added “under god” to the pledge of allegiance what a little bitch move

The US Men's Soccer Team is crushing right now thanks to birth right citizenship.

If companies can't run data centres without polluting our air and water, pushing up energy bills, abusing workers' rights, harming local communities or wrecking the climate – then they shouldn't be allowed to run them A safe climate and healthy environment are necessities – tech bro profits aren't

I feel like you shouldn’t have to wait a month to find out if they are hiding the fact that an elected official is in a vegetative state

The Constitution says that children born in the United States are citizens of the United States. A guy who jokes about pubic hairs on Coke cans says that they are not. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...

Talarico: Every bar has that guy. He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable. He hears you say your name to the bartender and then adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Paxton. And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Thou shalt not blame “radical left lunatics” because you’re incapable of defeating algae.

Hear hear

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was surprisingly self-aware of the driver.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a photo of the cursed vandals who are sullying American's reflecting pool.

If we took control of the Epstein files away from the people listed in the Epstein files maybe we would actually see the Epstein files.

What if we passed a law that if you spend money on political candidates you are ineligible for government contracts

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

This is how you do it. This and just banning them all together.

We will host Hal Philips for a virtual cocktail hour tomorrow (6.11.26) @ 5:00pm (EST). The event is FREE & open to the public. In Sibling Rivalry, Phillips investigates the intense, complex associations between two countries, both on & off the field. bit.ly/BrattLitJune #Soccer #Books #Author #FIFA

Melania must testify. Why hasn’t she been called? Hillary was made to testify under oath- why not Melania who actually knew the man?