This is what needed to happen as soon as crApple stopped letting people swap batteries.

"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child

Did you know that as head of state, threatening war crimes IS a war crime?

He's such a freakazoid

If old people need to do a second driving test to continue driving in old age there definitely needs to be some better controls on having someone completely senile continue to be allowed to run a country.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.

Since I am being asked in my replies....a leftist is someone whose politics focus on reducing inequality and shifting power away from elites toward ordinary people. I personally think a leftist is someone who is anti-capitalist. Who doesn't believe the system can correct itself.

Can you imagine if we actually prosecuted the Epstein class? Like 85% of societies ills would vanish overnight.

My wife and I have decided that we don't want to have kids. We're going to tell them tonight at supper. #joke

I pay every penny I owe in taxes, but I must say that this year really felt like a gut-punch on account of all the illegal shit that the federal government is doing with our hard-earned money

Pope is weak on crime would be the all time funniest last post before It Happens

look I'm not saying white men should be banned from holding political office (and judicial positions) in the US for a decade or so, just that it would probably lead to a Star Trek-like utopia.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

My view on my flight today. Little bugger snorted and grunted for the entirety of the flight. It was perfection.

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Its really no wonder dems lost in 2024, as SO MANY PEOPLE seem to assume that voting doesn't matter and dems can push through bills and investigstions from a minority. And no, the gop didn't do it before.

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

I hope they make at least ONE movie about Jan 6 - or any aspect of this national crisis - before John Waters dies, because he needs to play Lindsey Graham.

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Melania knows something big is coming regarding the Epstein files and wants to get ahead of it to try and protect herself. There is no other explanation for her speech today.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

if only we’d taxed the super rich, they wouldn’t have been able to buy our government and kill us 😀

The fact that this went out and Congress hasn’t immediately convened for an emergency session show just how much trouble we’re in.

Okay, again... this is how TF you write a GD'ed headline!!!

I, for one, refuse to apologize or take responsibility for the insane violence our president is foisting upon the world. What he's doing is not American. It's Trumpian. More than 2/3 of Americans do not support him. The rest are trapped until we can figure out a way to get out from under his shit.

Epstein is not trending folks, so let's make some noise. RELEASE ALL THE FILES.

Our Dearest Military Members: Every soldier takes the same oath as their commander. They may fire generals for refusing to follow illegal orders but they can’t fire all of you. You have an obligation to say no. Love to each and every one of you.❤️

"I watches and helps just in case you have foods to share".

Just my opinion, but there should be a constitutional remedy for when the President of the United States addresses the nation and everything he says is either pure lunacy, an unhinged claim or a blatant fabrication. Just like the 25th amendment, but real.

Happy 83rd birthday to Christopher Walken.

Whether it’s Kristi Noem getting Mar A Lago face or it’s Bryon Noem wearing enormous fake breasts, the Noems have emerged as unexpected practitioners of gender affirming interventions.

You knew this was coming. 🤣

youtube.com/shorts/shdj-... Trump 2008 versus Trump now Cognitive decline is quite apparent. The Republican administration is hindering the inevitable. They need to take a good hard look in the mirror. He is not competent. He needs to be removed ASAP.

Everyone who appears in the Epstein files after 2008 is a co-conspirator until they can prove otherwise.

Much as I would love it if we could pull one off, I honestly don't think we can. On top of these issues, the US is just too massive and sprawling and unruly a beast. So... Any other ideas?

I’m trying to re-home a poodle that barks A LOT. If anyone’s interested I’ll hop over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you.

Heh

They are to be celebrated for their dedication to the constitution and to the values they swore to uphold.....

Handing out the Epstein files at CPAC. From @thegoodliars.bsky.social

Epstein's operation had three layers of protection. The banks moved the money. The lawyers hid the evidence. The DOJ looked the other way. All three layers are now exposed in the files. None have led to new charges.

10 million*

Study in narcissistic hubris 101: The new White House "app" (spyware) labeled version 47.0.0 wants permission to track your location - every 4.5 minutes. Seriously. They think that passes as clever, or that it somehow 'owns the libs'. It's actually just cringe AF. Holy shit.