ICE detained multiple kids (all under the age of 10!) in the last week alone. Still kidnapping people based solely on the way they look. Still arresting parents at school pick up. Nothing has changed in Minnesota. Nice words from the Admin won’t change that. ICE leaving will.

Sausage with a Chance of Meatballs

Until every taqueria is open and partying without fear of ICE, I'm not letting off the gas

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MY ONE-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT HEARING ABOUT ANOTHER FUCKING 🧊 MURDER IS THAT TOO MUCH TO GODDAMN ASK

I give him credit for having the decency to look exhausted with his own empty horseshit

Since the 20th of November, I have been at war. We have a mouse that has infiltrated the main floor of our house and is slowly driving me insane.

Listening to "Thanks for Asking" (get on Bluesky, Feelings and Co!) and this week's episode had a prob where they talked about childhood bedtime prayers and I started CACKLING to myself because a memory of a family cabin trip came up, in which my dad's college bestie came up with new words:

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

Four: One to read to my son Two for me for fun One for me for learning

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Lick boots, lose subscribers 🤷🏽

CenturyLink tech came out to repair our fiber line and instead disconnected us from the Internet so that's fun. Looks like my phone is gonna hotspot tonight for new Make Some Noise. Not missing that.

A bed and breakfast called "Bedside Manor" that caters exclusively to the chronically ill Guys Is this anything

This was bracing to watch. I don't want to sound like a desk chair warrior, but the only way to fight back against this is to confront, scare and humiliate them on a community-wide level. That shot of the whole class behind the teacher gave me chills

Due to this week's Taskmaster episode, all future animals added to my farm in Stardew Valley will be named after Mambo Number 5 ladies. No further questions at this time.

As if Samsung fridges weren't already a nightmare

Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC after pressure from the United States government. This is a direct attack on the First Amendment. Everyone who values freedom of speech should be outraged — and they should speak out.

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

WELL that's enough Internet for me this morning, thanks

Okay I'm on the series finale of Deep Space Nine and i have THOUGHTS. The romance between Kira and Odo was COMPLETELY POINTLESS and added NOTHING. I blame Rick Berman.

Okay, I'll play

I'll play

Airport runway construction occurring during the State Fair seems like something window companies with booths would lobby for. Gonna need to be extra vigilant this year.

Listening to this gives me flashbacks to my first job after finishing college during the Great Recession. I worked tech support for a pyramid scheme.

Don’t take medical advice from AI. Don’t take legal advice from AI. Don’t take financial advice from AI. Better yet, stop using generative AI. It’s destroying the environment, it generates slop and is destroying the internet, artists, creativity and our brains.

I've been playing Tales of the Shire this week (lovely game, buggy as hell on the Switch but worth it) and the one thing I'm bummed about (besides not naming myself New Ruby) is that I can't change the color of my front door! Or close it... 🤔

The irony of my milk supply PLUMMETING during Breastfeeding Awareness Week is not lost on me

This episode of Strange New World has slain me. Is that really Paul Wesley as Kirk doing a parody of Shatner's Kirk?! I CANNOT WITH THIS SHOW, IT IS TOO GOOD

While i was changing Parker's diaper yesterday, my husband told me, "Ozzy Osbourne died - that's crazy!" I had to stifle a slow evil grin and he's like WHAT. "You said 'that's crazy' ... But that's how it goes."

I understand the allure of wanting to be a "carry guns and wear leather jackets" Black Panther but there's a case to be made that the most dangerous ones were the "feed kids breakfast and teach them about settler colonialism" Black Panthers

oh

They keep demolishing anything that could inform/educate the populace. I wonder why?

#gamechanger I decided to hold off on pumping during this episode, too 🤣

#gamechanger So ready for the hornyposting FB group to get a hold of that car wash video

#gamechanger My husband and i are laughing at Marovitch so hard we scared our 5-month-old into crying

#gamechanger okay i literally did peel out no peel yesterday with liquid bandage and a mosquito bite

PLACES, EVERYONE! @dropout.tv @gamechangershow.bsky.social

I can't be the only one ordering dinner tonight because cooking on top of a highly anticipated Game Changer was too stressful, eh?

Stop asking billionaires questions, recording their answers and sharing their uninformed and/or racist and/or otherwise bigoted and nonsense ideas as journalism. It’s ridiculous. They are the most boring people. Oh wah I am a white man who has more money than I can spend and I’m so mad about it!

9/11

This is what social media should have always been

if you for some reason have to use LinkedIn, you have the ability to report jobs for being discriminatory, and I encourage you to do so

"We here at the New York Times take pride in our ability to start national conversations on important subjects, such as 'What the fuck is going on at the New York Times?' and 'Is there lead in their drinking water?' or 'Maybe it's a gas leak?'"

I've said it before and I'll say it again: stop supporting the New York Times.

Star Wars actor Kenneth Colley broke his arm, went to the hospital, caught COVID and died. Why? Because we don’t have mandatory masking or clean air in healthcare. Infection control has left the building. I read this news while sitting in the hospital as the lone masker 🧵

I'm not even at #cvg2025 and I still have unexplained bruises