Call me a luddite but I kind of prefer the old version of the Devil who used to put a murrain on crops and command his demon dogs to terrorise church congregations to the new one who insists on having an app for everything and gets rich by designing clever ways of capitalising on people's fatigue.

Nobody wants to have a good day anymore they just want to be miserable and make everyone else around them miserable too like learn to crochet or something develop a talent you twits we need more people doing magic tricks and less people being entitled and rude

🛤️ Wrestling Resurgence – Travel & Venue Info for Saturday 15 November. Wrestling Resurgence Presents The Hateful Eighth (Anniversary) 📍 The Y Theatre, Leicester 📅 Saturday 15 November 🕕 Doors: 6pm | Show: 6.30pm – 9.30pm 🎟️ Tickets from £10.00 👉 bit.ly/46Fb8cW

Pro Wrestling Chaos Bristol 8 November 2025. Leyton Buzzard vs Nico Angelo

New awareness campaign

Glamour Magazine just named “the dolls” their women of the year so I’m reupping this essay

“It’s outrageous to even talk about spending cuts when people are already exhausted and struggling. We need to tax the wealthiest and invest in our public services.” Green Party leader @ZackPolanski says the government must stop punishing working people and start taxing wealth fairly. #Peston

Art created by human beings is infused with the dynamic range of the human spirit…. Something that AI will never be able to replicate.

So... @almostodiena.bsky.social and @awfullywaffly.bsky.social Seen your blond's latest video on the Bad Place? Foolish to pit himself against my third favourite nephew, if you ask me...

Tomorrow! ✊🏾 EVERYTHING PATTERNED 2025 ✊🏾 Tix: purposewrestling.com/everythingpatterned Come celebrate Black History Month at the Library! All profits will support ACLT Charity Wimbledon Library, London Doors 7:40pm | Show: 8pm

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

Hey, so @almostodiena.bsky.social and @awfullywaffly.bsky.social ; you've seen this, yes?

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

We're proud to announce this year's Everything Patterned will support ACLT! Find out more about their work on their website: aclt.org

who fancies getting to know a new british wrestler (and, if you're from the US, probably struggling with his accent)? YEAH YOU DO Chris Ridgeway - of RevPro, NOAH, Progress, GLEAT, and more - joins us to talk kneepads and ADHD and the best/worst dating shows:

Tickets are now on sale for this year's edition of Everything Patterned! Get yours now: purposewrestling.com/everythingpatterned Join us on Friday, 10 October at the Merton Arts Space as we celebrate Black History Month and raise funds for charity. More details soon!

Today I defend the @purposewrestling.bsky.social Championship against Connor Mills The last thing I want is to take his motivation and hunger away… 😏 #wrestlesky

Tomorrow! Connor Mills only has one thing on his mind... Becoming the Purpose Wrestling Champion! Front Row Sold Out! Tix: purposewrestling.com/12sep MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT Wimbledon Library, London Doors 7:40pm | Show: 8pm

🚨 TOMORROW! 🚨 Purpose Wrestling returns to the Library with Mama Said Knock You Out! Front Row SOLD OUT! Tix: purposewrestling.com/12aug 📍 Wimbledon Library, London 🕡 Doors: 7:40pm | First Bell: 8pm 🍻 Drinks and snacks available at our bar! ♿️ Venue fully accessible!

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Good day DOOMBOTS, It is #Tuesday. SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER! YOU MUST OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES! SO SAYS DOOM!

This Friday! Purpose Wrestling returns to the Library with Mama Said Knock You Out! Tix: purposewrestling.com/12aug 📍 Wimbledon Library, London 🕡 Doors: 7:40pm | First Bell: 8pm 🍻 Drinks and snacks available at our bar! ♿️ Venue fully accessible!

I don’t truly believe it would be better to be oblivious to everything going on right now and just live like a dullard but I do wish I had a dullard setting that I could toggle off and on

Isn’t it amazing the way life can seem too short, and intrinsically magical, yet at the same time feel like a long, uphill road, potholed with fuckwits?

IMO almost every popular view of gender massively downplays the intensity and virulence of anti-effeminacy as a form of gender violence and prejudice.

Oh, Stuart, you should have lived to see this day...

@revprouk.bsky.social coming to my ends now... Word to the wise; that venue is COLD in winter; bring an extra sweater, or a blanket, or both.

🚨 MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT Friday, 12 September Tix: purposewrestling.com/12sep @davidfrancisco.bsky.social defends the Purpose Wrestling Championship against "True Grit" Connor Mills! Wimbledon Library, London Doors 7:40pm | Show: 8pm

If there's a match announcement that screams "fun times", it's this one. If you're in the area, go attend this show

🚨 MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT Friday, 12 September Tix: purposewrestling.com/12sep Jay Alexander returns to the Library to battle Mark Trew! Wimbledon Library, London Doors 7:40pm | Show: 8pm

We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:

paying some bills and like is life just always going to get more and more expensive with the only sort of relief being maybe earning a bit more money? is that just what we've gone and done with all this forever?

🚨 MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT Friday, 12 September Tix: purposewrestling.com/12sep HYPERACTIVE vs. SUNSHINE MACHINE Wimbledon Library, London Doors 7:40pm | Show: 8pm

You're k1lling me with this, lads...

Gabriel, why are you SCUTTLING?

Let em know about V-Guy ✌️ - 12 years of Worldwide Experience 🌍 - TV Quality Promotional Content 📺 - Passport, Car & Valid US Work Visa 🛂 - Based out of Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦 September is fully booked but have openings through Oct/Nov/Dec. #wrestlesky #indiewrestling 🤼‍♂️

Part of trying to get on quietly and diplomatically in life and not clash with people is keeping up the pretence that fuckwits don’t walk among us, but sometimes you just have to face up to the reality of the situation: Fuckwits do walk among us, and they are not thin on the ground.

I am very glad that I booked an extra day's leave for before and after this Bank Holiday weekend; I will really, REALLY need it by next Tuesday

the only reason that everyone isn't an artist is because of all those thousands of hours spent drawing, painting, etc, trying to improve - I've always believed that anyone can become good at it, provided they put in the hours - the real "natural talent" is the perservence, not the skills

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

New chap to me; @wayneh.bsky.social and Emma, what's the verdict?

Night night sweet dreamies Anxiety is the echo of feelings unheard. Listen…. It’s okay to be upset. It’s not okay to pretend you’re not Feel your feelings. It’s ok, they’re meant to be felt, not buried

I did another spreadsheet; for someone else's special boy this time. docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Very much a work in progress; a lot of gaps, particularly early on, and a fair few [REDACTEDS], as is sadly probably inevitable... @almostodiena.bsky.social @awfullywaffly.bsky.social

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! We wilnot lett tha basterds win.

THIS MONDAY Aug 11th, 11AM ET on twitch.tv/EvilUno & YouTube! #MysteryWrestling & Fighting Back: Wrestling With Cancer presents an attempt at “THE WORLD’S LONGEST MATCH”! Join us in helping raise money for @cancersociety.bsky.social! #WorldsLongestMatch #FightingBack 🤼‍♂️

The hardest part of inertia isn’t the undone task. It’s the shame story that wraps itself around the stuckness. That old voice whispering: you’re lazy, you’re failing, you should be able to. Sometimes the work isn’t finishing the thing. It’s staying with ourselves when we can’t.