Will probably take a break from socials for a while. Life is so overwhelming for me right now. Love to you all.

Clearing out inventory so everything on my shop is now $50 or less!! Consider supporting small artists this holiday season! blackspurgoods.com

Screaming at closet Paul and had to teach this puff ball a lesson

Lowes has stolen my likeness I deserve compensation

Nobody wants to have a good day anymore they just want to be miserable and make everyone else around them miserable too like learn to crochet or something develop a talent you twits we need more people doing magic tricks and less people being entitled and rude

🌀 You want to give me an uncooked penne noodle so bad 🌀

Witch shrimp !!!!

Back up before I remodel the way you breathe can’t you see I’m having cozy time

The Wizard should be afraid of me

Shrimp and tuna and chicken and cheese upon all of my enemies I wish fleas

Paul Blart: mancala champion

Shape Saturday !!!!!

(Hi friends, I am in need of a little help financially in the wake of some health issues that have affected my ability to work recently.)

Attention hack: pretend to eat boxes

Your order has arrived and it is pissed

trick or treat? vampurr’s waiting at your door (but not for long!) this is a limited edition plushie, get yours now at: www.makeship.com/products/vam...

It’s a very freaky ass white boy Wednesday indeed as my communications with Oven Paul have strengthened and I’ve learned about the portal underneath the oven. He says it’s a void where toys enter only to never return. The whirlpool nation is truly sinister for this.

Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!

Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!

Nothing to see here

No keep the tv on I’m paying attention

Freaky ass oven white boy wednesday !!!!

While the leader of the whirlpool nation is no doubt having a leisurely Saturday, I am here still trying my rescue efforts to free Oven Paul. As you can hear the barrier into the oven dimension is squeaky like an NBA court and I think this is a good sign of weakened defenses.

You have beautiful skin how much do you think it’s worth

A guy !!!!

Oven Paul stickers are in !!!!

Yeah handsome and cool runs in the family

"Had it not been for the laws of this land I would have stabbed you with a rusty fork" is the perfect tee for the zeitgeist.

It’s Freaky Ass White Boy Wednesday!!! Me and Oven Paul have cooked up some new merch for all our besties! Proceeds will fund spaceship creation to free Oven Paul from the Whirlpool dimension blackspurgoods.com

Oven Paul merch drops Wednesday besties

I holdy your moms hand

Freaky ass white boy Wednesday; nap edition

"Il Gatto Infuriato” (The Enraged Cat) by Walter Molino, 1967 Walter Molino was an Italian pulp fiction artist known for his vivid depictions of disasters, accidents, and violence, often focusing on life-and-death situations.

We are contacting Oven Paul to see how his weekend in the ether went. Still no reply from the Whirlpool nation about setting him free even though he’s an innocent political prisoner. I shall storm their headquarters soon for answers.

A very kind donor has offered a $150 Chewy/Petco gift card for anyone who adopts Chicory & Satsuma together. Located in Elkton, MD, apply here: form.jotform.com/crits4cats/c...

(Hi everyone, I have now made it home from surgery. I may not be as active in the coming days but as you can see my nursing staff is top notch. Thanks for all your kindness & well wishes for my recovery)

Getting real freaky with it on this white boy wednesday !!!!

Getting real freaky with it on this white boy wednesday !!!!

I am looking for Jodi DeWitt please dm me asap if you see this

Reposting this since I had my pre-op this morning & my surgery is this Friday. My rent did go up with my lease renewal so I am slightly concerned about getting everything covered during this time. Thanks so much for all your kind wishes and help.

It’s Texas Ranger Tuesday

Get a load of this

Banana boy !!!!!!!

I graduated at the top of my class and you can too besties blackspurgoods.com/products/clo...

white boy wednesday #critterposting

Freaky ass white boy wednesday !!!

July 20th- I am getting closer and closer to breaking the barrier between our worlds to free Oven Paul. In the meantime, I am preparing some pizza rolls to send into the ether for his continued sustenance.

Reposting this since the date is getting closer & my pre-op is soon. I am extremely worried about not being able to cover bills during this time, especially with my lease renewal being next month so my rent will be raised.