Now kiss. #Superman

I can’t stop laughing at this 😂😭

It's giving "Don't you all have phones?!" energy.

She did such an amazing job 🥹

🫠

the gays with that gta man rn

The body hair engine 🥵 🫦

They didn't need to release this, but they did. And now I'm a wreck. 😭 open.spotify.com/album/7wplWn...

Coffee date (found a cat cafe and I’ll leave when I start to asphyxiate)

Thunderbolts* was so refreshing. Beautifully done.

Today's the only day you can share this

Conservative tears make for a great sweetener substitute 🙂‍↔️

🤣

Come on Canada… don’t fuck it up 🇨🇦

Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket. youtu.be/-BNwiqDGz5g

MYGUK,HIL

To Oblivion and beyond!

This one hit home 🤩👴🏼

Welp. Goodbye everyone.

My dad is finally on the White Lotus train - he’s crushed two seasons within 72 hours 😅🤣

Friend: Been talking to this guy in Costa Rica- Me, drunk: DAVID NAUUUU DINO-SOURS GENETICSSS YOU WANT TO LIVE ON ISLA NUBLARR!?

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

WE'RE ADORABLE (and going to die)

him: you better not be a cunty little chest of drawers when I get there me:

Say hello to Corvis! My Humblewood Corvum Wizard that will most certainly will get murdered (while doing his best).

Fuck 🫦

I’ve seen enough Final Destination movies to know that it’s either THIS, or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups casually chilling in my freezer…

i dont want this i want to send friends my cock

No context: Split Fiction

Bluesky when Adobe shows up

Really wanna kms filling out this Hinge profile...

Now do dinosaurs!

She would have made our country so amazing 🥹

HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINAS hahahahaahah--hahahahahahahahahahhahah we're so fucking back! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYLH...

😂

what the fuck

Day 5*: I don’t know what to do @elvisthealien.bsky.social … It’s not YouTube anymore, it’s HELLBOY TIIIIME, all the time 😭

well,

Switch 2 drops on my birthday and I have the week off work muahahahahahha

Day 4: @elvisthealien.bsky.social continues to be my welcome screen after booting up my tv, for reasons unbeknownst to us all 🤣