Beach please! 🏖️

High… I mean… Hi 👋🏻😎

We are so sick of white walls and sterile concrete shit that we are about to paint everything in our house like a Wes Anderson set!

Imma make you fall in love 😘😜

We came for a relaxing boat day… the pugs said absolutely not 🐾✌️ #PugChaos #BoatDayFails #DogDads #LakeLife #Unbothered #SendHelp #SummerVibes #PugLife

I see more and more hairy men shaving, is the hairy chest trend over? 🥺

No jacket in the line to avoid coatcheck was a choice 😬

Slutty jeans! 👖

We cute 🥰

She is tired 😫

What do you do to make Mondays less dreadful?

3 day bender? Yes. Should I have stayed home tonight? Perhaps 🤔. I just need to dance to forget how bad the world got recently 😇

How does one buy an abandoned home in Canada, it doesn't seem to be a thing here... is it?

Hope y’all like a lil bush 😌

So.... I had to turn into a Karen today, there is a construction crew next door and they keep parking in our spot. 😬 (We had to tell them like 5 times so far)

I see more and more hairy men shaving, is the hairy chest trend over? 🥺

Show me that load, add it on top 😏

Slutty jeans! 👖

Is it vain that I want to fuck myself 😮‍💨?

Show me that load, add it on top 😏

sometimes i forget that i’m kind of a big guy 😵‍💫🫨 #bigdick #hung #horny #fatass #butt #gay #nsfw

How’s the view from down there?

How is your Saturday going? What are yall up to?

She’s #sweaty 🥵🫠

Happy Monday everyone!

Prefer to walk around the house naked, hope you dont mind 👀

What is it about Mondays that you actually despise?

Imma make you fall in love 😘😜

Club, nother club, nother club, plane, nother club… oh and a rave tomorrow 😏🤩😘

Show us your guns if you’d join us 😏

My man 🥰 @phoadolla.bsky.social

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We’re officially Airbnb Superhosts! 🏡✨ Every stay reminds us why we love hosting and brings us one step closer to our dream of opening a cozy bed & breakfast someday. #AirbnbSuperhost #DreamBig #Hospitality

Blizzard somehow convinced players that paying a monthly subscription AND buying microtransactions is normal. Other MMOs are free. Think about that.

She is tired 😫

Something about Friday 😌

Fuck Ice 🧊

Round 2? I’m kinda partied out but those nights always end up the most fun 😬

Good morning, say it back 🥰

Omg time flies! We were just lil gaybies back then 😫. I don’t miss Youtube tho 😅

Treasure trail thread? Show me yours 🥹

Did someone say cake? 😆 #humpday

Hubby is making me do the same squats Connor Storrie does, is it working? 🥹

My man 🥰 @phoadolla.bsky.social

V lines and a big bush combo is just 👨‍🍳👌

Look at them back muscles 💪

I love raving but I always get sick after 😫