Happy Friday all my blue friends!!!

What the actual fuck.

Qualified immunity is a Calvinball nonsense doctrine, woven ex nihilo by the US Supreme Court Its sole purpose is to protect government officials from the consequences of their own bad decisions, when they violate the rights of the citizenry It has no basis in any law passed by Congress 1/

Incredible stuff.

Just a whole cast of theater kids and they are UNHINGED

You've smashed your last pumpkin

The dog is literally too smart for her own good. We found a week's worth of her medication that keeps her immune system in check stuffed in the cracks between the deck boards. I made her take it last night, basically forced her to swallow it. This morning, she jumped up like nothing happened.

I just had to explain the Rainbow Bridge to my 4 year old. Tomorrow morning, we say goodbye to the dog that's watched over him since before he was born. I'm not ok

Is it not extremely obvious to everyone that the reflecting pool nonsense is where Trump is comfortable and he's pushing all of his attention onto that to avoid attention being paid to where he is uncomfortable...having gotten us into a war that he immediately lost?

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I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

Mimicking the opening chapters of 1984, Trump's DOJ quietly deleted thousands of press releases about the Jan 6 insurrection. So Lawfare restored them: more than 5,700 pages recovered and publicly archived.

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Nobody throws shade like the French

Welcome to Seattle, dear Aussies. You're gonna fit like a glove here.

“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

You should ask yourself why all of the people who are screeching about election fraud on social media are always unwilling to repeat these claims under oath. Let me help you: it’s because they know they’re full of shit. The entire purpose is to keep people angry.

A journalist's job is to get answers. A good journalist can get answers to questions that haven't been asked. The un-asked question for which Kristin Welker found the answer was, "Who is the biggest crybaby ass bitch to ever serve as president?"

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gotta share this Anthony Head tumblr story from over a decade ago. dude was legit way before it was trendy

baby are you ai because i didn’t invite you and no one knows how to get you to leave

This

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

For our children, and theirs. The aftermath.

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"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."

If, hypothetically, someone were trying to organize a people's revolt against a corrupt, sadistic, and omnicidal oligarchy in America, they might want to attend to all the US military trained veterans who are being cut off their benefits and fucked over right now. Hypothetically.

bluesky — i am talking to you, all of you — need to internalize this and you need to tell everyone you know this. shampoo more expensive? republicans. burgers more expensive? republicans. beer more expensive? republicans.

These are the same motherfuckers who think they could fight a bear

There's something extremely diabolical about arguing that you can't tell girls what rape is because it will make them suspicious of men. But this is why all of our battles are intertwined. The people banning books are the same ones who are trying to ban sex ed & abortion and keep SWs criminalized

There's no such thing as turkey bacon because bacon is made with belly meat and turkeys don't have any. You like your deli meat cut narrow, and that's fine, but it's not bacon

Don't know about you, but I need a jumbo emoji for 'FURIOUS WITH STEAM COMING OUT OF EARS'

This means that when he was having his little beef with Zuckerberg and his mom came up on Twitter and said there wouldn't be a fight, that was him. He pretended to be his own mommy to duck an ass beating.

Baby formula sold on Amazon recalled in the US over toxin that causes food poisoning

if i reach 4k followers in the next 24 hours i'll do that thing you like

I hate him.

apparently Kuma's Corner is going to start expanding outside Chicago and so I feel obliged to let all of my non-chicago peeps know: Fuck this restaurant. The new owners are cop-humpers. the reputation they once had for some of the top burgers in Chicago is all for naughty; they changed suppliers too

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Protect her at all costs. I mean that. Part of her funding should include a dedicated security detail.

They’re basically admitting that creating nonconsensual deepfakes of women is not an unintended outcome of this technology but rather its main selling point, which some of us recognized all along

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Secret Service's whole job is to make every place the president occupies secure. Everywhere they go, it's maximum security. They would've sent agents to sweep every room for weapons. Agents at every door patting people down. Agents outside covering the whole perimeter. Snipers on neighboring roofs.