Buteo Buteo
@buteobuteo.bsky.social
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Denizen of Milton Keynes. Occasional photographer. Likes natural history, puns and sciencey stuff.
Jeeves hard at it again today.
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First primrose of the year for me.
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cow tools daily
about 1 month ago
Veronika, our queen ๐ ๐ฎ
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T'Other Simon
about 1 month ago
Sad to think that Tommy Cooper never got the chance to use a Dyson Airblade.
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Dan
about 1 month ago
Life With Cats
#cats
#cat
#kitty
#kitties
#catmemes
#catlover
#catlovers
#catsofbluesky
#kittiesofbluesky
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With all the ripening leftover cheese and cold meats from Xmas sitting in our fridge, we have discovered a new kitchen game called "Fridge or Fart?"
about 2 months ago
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What do Spanish dogs get for Xmas? Fleas Navidad.
2 months ago
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LukeBMTB
2 months ago
Huge M1 pot hole discovered.
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The science behind satanโs soapy anus
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3 months ago
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Dracula: The original neck romancer.
3 months ago
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Oonagh
3 months ago
It seems mad that the Mappa Mundi is more than 700 years old, and they still haven't bothered to do a Mappa Tuesdi.
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One advantage of reading a printed book over using an IPad is that you canโt see your chins reflected back at you in the former.
3 months ago
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Furniture shops give me the ick. Swedish ones even IKEA.
4 months ago
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AI dente: pasta cooked by robots.
4 months ago
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My partner and I went to see Stonehenge. They wouldn't let her in. Said it was only menhir.
4 months ago
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The 'Perfect' Mark Jacobs advert makes me want to chew on tin foil
4 months ago
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Rabbits live on burrowed time.
4 months ago
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Olaf Falafel
4 months ago
The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.
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Tits McGee
4 months ago
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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A short autumnal walk this morning...
4 months ago
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Is it the Ladybird version of Flying Ant Day today? Hundreds of them buzzing around the garden. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
5 months ago
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Hyacinth kicks the bucket. ๐
5 months ago
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"I wager you appear divine traversing the ballroom." - Articulate Monkeys.
5 months ago
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Toby Earle ๐บ๐ฆ
7 months ago
12 points to Gryffindor
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Telling a joke about Prometheus is all about the delivery.
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8 months ago
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In the pub talking about Brian Wilson. I get a round.
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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Jeeves has uploaded his Tinder profile pic ...
about 1 year ago
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Just bought the new Michael Bublรฉ album ...
about 1 year ago
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My partner and I cannot avoid referring to the upcoming storm as โStorm Eowyn Hughes โฆ and no he doesnโt.โ
about 1 year ago
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Helen Day
about 1 year ago
โAt 4 oโclock we have our teaโ, 1962 Artist: Harry Wingfield (For the strange story of why this image is so significant in Indonesia, see here:
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Moose Allain
about 1 year ago
At all times the Royal Fusilliers are on standby, should the King want twisty pasta for lunch.
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Moose Allain
about 1 year ago
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
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The Lone Ranger was originally an oncologist. Thatโs why Tonto called him Chemo Savvy.
about 1 year ago
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Watch out Wales, he's coming!
about 1 year ago
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So why does a little cute little kitten wait until you've changed the cat litter before he squeezes out the most offensive, foul, odorous gorilla finger known to man?
about 1 year ago
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I used to get turned on drawing sexy cartoons. Iโd pencil in a couple and then rub one out.
about 1 year ago
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I feel sorry for the sheepdog at the back of the farmers' march yesterday.
over 1 year ago
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Roystoncartoons
over 1 year ago
Mice cartoon.
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Cooking a roasty beef dinner for my other half for when she comes home from work.
#roasty
#yum
over 1 year ago
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Paul Eggleston
over 1 year ago
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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So we took on a stray tortie, Smudgie. She was pregnant and had 4 kits. We rehomed 3 and now have her and Mr Jeeves for good. Not planned, but hey ho! They are cute though.
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