Jeeves hard at it again today.

First primrose of the year for me.

Veronika, our queen 👑 🐮

Sad to think that Tommy Cooper never got the chance to use a Dyson Airblade.

Life With Cats #cats #cat #kitty #kitties #catmemes #catlover #catlovers #catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky

With all the ripening leftover cheese and cold meats from Xmas sitting in our fridge, we have discovered a new kitchen game called "Fridge or Fart?"

What do Spanish dogs get for Xmas? Fleas Navidad.

Huge M1 pot hole discovered.

@flups.bsky.social The science behind satan’s soapy anus m.facebook.com/groups/ihate...?

Dracula: The original neck romancer.

It seems mad that the Mappa Mundi is more than 700 years old, and they still haven't bothered to do a Mappa Tuesdi.

One advantage of reading a printed book over using an IPad is that you can’t see your chins reflected back at you in the former.

Furniture shops give me the ick. Swedish ones even IKEA.

AI dente: pasta cooked by robots.

My partner and I went to see Stonehenge. They wouldn't let her in. Said it was only menhir.

The 'Perfect' Mark Jacobs advert makes me want to chew on tin foil

Rabbits live on burrowed time.

The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

A short autumnal walk this morning...

Is it the Ladybird version of Flying Ant Day today? Hundreds of them buzzing around the garden. 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞

Hyacinth kicks the bucket. 😞

"I wager you appear divine traversing the ballroom." - Articulate Monkeys.

12 points to Gryffindor

Telling a joke about Prometheus is all about the delivery.

In the pub talking about Brian Wilson. I get a round.

Jeeves has uploaded his Tinder profile pic ...

Just bought the new Michael Bublé album ...

My partner and I cannot avoid referring to the upcoming storm as “Storm Eowyn Hughes … and no he doesn’t.”

“At 4 o’clock we have our tea”, 1962 Artist: Harry Wingfield (For the strange story of why this image is so significant in Indonesia, see here: ladybirdflyawayhome.com/the-strange-...

At all times the Royal Fusilliers are on standby, should the King want twisty pasta for lunch.

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

The Lone Ranger was originally an oncologist. That’s why Tonto called him Chemo Savvy.

Watch out Wales, he's coming!

So why does a little cute little kitten wait until you've changed the cat litter before he squeezes out the most offensive, foul, odorous gorilla finger known to man?

I used to get turned on drawing sexy cartoons. I’d pencil in a couple and then rub one out.

I feel sorry for the sheepdog at the back of the farmers' march yesterday.

Mice cartoon.

Cooking a roasty beef dinner for my other half for when she comes home from work. #roasty #yum

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

So we took on a stray tortie, Smudgie. She was pregnant and had 4 kits. We rehomed 3 and now have her and Mr Jeeves for good. Not planned, but hey ho! They are cute though.