That almost feels like it should be a Zen koan, right next to "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Bloody hell, how much are the water companies pumping into the sea?

Drew the original draft of this more than a year ago. I'm still none the wiser. #DonaldTrump From the new @newhumanist.bsky.social

My cartoon in this week's Big Issue, with apologies for the pterrible pun 😆

Got a cartoon in the new Private Eye, out today. Here's one from the previous issue.

Public service announcement There are no penguins in Greenland As you were

This was the cartoon I was describing on air tonight….

This cartoon from @roystoncartoons.bsky.social lives rent-free in my head.

Big thanks to @procartoonists.bsky.social and all involved with the PCO Awards aka The Splats. A hugely enjoyable evening 😃 Pic of me presenting an award by @thatneilmartin.bsky.social

A great piece from @roystoncartoons.bsky.social who just happens to be my uncle! Spot on here 👍🏻😉

I guess all cartoonists did the Bored of Peace gag 😐

It's awards time again. You can vote for me in the PCO awards, aka The Splats, for Best Gag Cartoon, Best Current Affairs Cartoon and even "Best" Reject Cartoon! Link: s.surveyplanet.com/bqq48opj

Whenever I hear Trump's messages and posts read out on the radio I imagine they are in colourful Comic Sans with lots of cheesy clip art. (Message to Norway's PM presented verbatim.)

It's awards time again. You can vote for me in the PCO awards, aka The Splats, for Best Gag Cartoon, Best Current Affairs Cartoon and even "Best" Reject Cartoon! Link: s.surveyplanet.com/bqq48opj

Cartoon from the January issue of Idler magazine.

The wonderful Four Candles brewpub in Broadstairs closed its doors on New Year's Day after 13 years. It will be much missed. Here's the brewing process cartoon I drew ten years ago, featuring faces from the pub, which was displayed on a big board alongside the casks.

Cartoon published a year ago in The Spectator. How did I do?

Shhh ... cartoon for this week's Big Issue.

As 2025 comes to a close, don't miss my cartoons of the year, as seen in Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic and others: youtu.be/Ge26FvFZah8

HNY. 2025 👀6 TNC, 👏to cover stars Rebecca Hendin, Nicola Jennings, Kevin Wells @roystoncartoons.bsky.social Banx & @martinrowson.bsky.social Top mate @chicanepictures.bsky.social ✊Very Talented guy! Helped make it all possible. 🙏 2026

Please enjoy this short video of some of my best cartoons from 2025, published in Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic, New Humanist, Idler and the Big Issue. youtu.be/Ge26FvFZah8

Worth a watch & a follow

Please enjoy this short video of some of my best cartoons from 2025, published in Private Eye, The Spectator, The Critic, New Humanist, Idler and the Big Issue. youtu.be/Ge26FvFZah8

This is the @privateeyenews.bsky.social card I drew this year. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you all xx

A Christmas cartoon, kind of, from @newhumanist.bsky.social last year.

Excellent stuff from @roystoncartoons.bsky.social

Vote for this Private Eye cartoon as Pocket Cartoon of the Year in the Political Cartoon Awards if you are against fascism 🤨 Link: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t...

I have, er, refreshed, ALL of my cartoons at The Pub on Herne Bay High Street. A mix of recent and older ones. Signed, framed prints £50 each, with £5 to the pub's charities. Ideal #Christmas presents 🎅

To vote for this as Pocket Cartoon of the Year, go to: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t... Select a cartoon rom the Political category and click next. Then select mine from the second category, Pocket Cartoon, it's the 6th one down, click next again. Then put in your name & email address. Thanks!

Thanks Sausage, please vote for it 🙂

Vote for this Private Eye cartoon as Pocket Cartoon of the Year in the Political Cartoon Awards if you are against fascism 🤨 Link: www.ellwoodatfield.com/cartoon-of-t...

My cartoon in the dog-themed Big Issue Bumper #Christmas Special 2. #dogs

#Christmas #Advent cartoon. Had a great time at the Idler magazine Christmas party last night. Here's one from the current issue.

@roystoncartoons.bsky.social blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2... www.roystoncartoons.com/2020/03/blog...

we all remember the 2019 campaign "get brexit done" with "oven ready deals". Well it's 5 years later and it's abundantly clear that it was a disastrous decision. It's pushing up taxes in the UK now because of the lack of real economic growth. @roystoncartoons.bsky.social

There are many things wrong with this psuedo Van Gogh painting from The Range, one of which is that it looks like a ginger one-eared Jeremy Corbyn.

AI cartoon (in terms of subject matter, it was made by me!) in The Big Issue

Cartoon on the cover of this week's Law Society Gazette.

One of my cartoons in the 2025 Private Eye Annual, in shops now.

There's an interview with me in the current issue of the online mag The New Cartoonist. Big thanks to intrepid editor @songicartoons.bsky.social for popping over to Ramsgate. You can find the link to buy/subscribe at @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social

Private Eye cartoon about sweary Reform councillors here in Kent. The county council leader told her minions to "f***ing suck it up", if they disagreed with her. What a charmer.

Captain and Ivy seem decidedly unbothered at being featured in The Times: Sir, The year in letters.

#Halloween cartoon from the exhibition Things That Go Bump in the Night at Westminster Reference Library, organised by @procartoonists

Got a hat-trick of cartoons in the new Private Eye and they're about some real #Halloween horrors: Frankenstein, Boris Johnson and [shudders] Reform UK.

House of Guinness cartoon in Private Eye. I haven't actually seen it, I just saw a trailer and wondered why it wasn't called Peaky Blind Drunk. #Netflix

I drew the chapter heading cartoons for "The Times: Sir, The year in letters" again this year. In shops now. #letters #bookillustrator #bookillustrations

I know we all hate "Christmas creep" but if M&S can sell Boxing Day curry wraps in mid-October, I think I can plug the fact that I did one of this year's festive Private Eye cards.

Trump’s Gaza Triumph The new Private Eye is out now.