The pain scale is a fucking joke and I always refuse to respond to it because a 10 for most people is like a five for me and it’s a completely useless metric for anyone with chronic pain.

Over at @nerdist.bsky.social I broke down the various film noir references in the SPIDER-NOIR trailers and marketing. I'll be updating this list when the series airs to add more once I spot them!

zaslav tried to take this from us but he COULDNT it is too powerful

Calling my grandparents buzzed for Nana's birthday is one of the best ideas I've ever had

Two weeks until I see my grandparents. Everyone place your bets on what crazy things they say that only makes me love them more 🥰

Conquering suicidal depression only to have lifelong chronic pain is something out of a Shakespearean tale. Might as well try and make it a comedy instead of a tragedy.

I’m pretty sure everybody with chronic pain has fantasised about having the ability to make others feel the pain we’re feeling. Particularly medical professionals who refuse to help us and strangers who call us liars or attention seekers. Shut the fuck up, you little worm; Feel what I’m feeling

We're just saying what everyone's already thinking: It's insane that Disney hasn't greenlit more Muppet Show specials or episodes yet. www.toughpigs.com/just-renew-t...

I love my little cat so much

A beautiful passenger on the train between Paris and Avignon.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

The problem is that I often think I can outsmart the ADHD brain. And this might not be a well known fact, but ADHD is a disorder. It is not something you can outsmart if you're fast enough.

What's cool about needing a heating pad for chronic pain is that eventually you just start cooking your skin

The nights are moonlight, and we shall do delightfully. - Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

Sandal also thinks your coworker and/or partner and/or family member was wrong when they did that thing you didn't like and he wants to hear all about it

I had to look this up. It's TRUE. 😮 Before 1974, banks typically required a father's or husband's signature in order for a woman to open a credit card account. HOLEEEE SHIT. In my lifetime?!! The patriarchy really sucks. #ArtemisII

Don't stay up all night reading a book you don't even like ITS NOT WORTH IT

Can we get a big boat stuck I feel like we really need this as a global community

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Sterling K. Brown explains the streaming economics of why we don’t get more eps

Scientists worked really hard to create the softest little guy possible and they succeeded with my cat

friday night spaghetti heist

Our trans siblings aren't just under attack, they're also losing work, housing, healthcare and safe spaces to exist. Say their name in rooms they cannot enter. Fight for them in ways big and small. Continue to show up when it's not a glorified internet meme.

I want to add that stuff like endometriosis and PCOS is why i'm a huge proponent of normalizing complaining about your period the same way you'd openly talk about headaches or joint pain. you. sometimes you gotta be told "dude thats NOT normal" by your buddy

Would prefer pain that was less chronic tbh

Me to my uterus

“Rowling has made it abundantly clear that she thinks attacking transgender people via the legal system is a worthwhile cause and a good use of her vast personal fortune…there’s no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting…”

I’d like to take about two weeks off of everything, including news consumption, to just read.

I don't want you to separate me and my art. Art. Artist. Same dude. If I ever milkshake duck on y'all & start saying some wild ass hateful shit, please, for the love of God, throw out my books. Put my DVDs in the microwave just to be sure. I won't be the guy who wrote them anymore. Art IS the artist

Me: Okay, peaceful music time 😌 My brain every other song: oh when season 2 of Heated Rivalry comes out you have to make a depressing edit to this Me: please... I just want to scroll through pretty art and be sleepy... My brain: think how well this lyric fits, think about Ilya being depressed

Here is a video of Brady Tkachuk getting slapped by Yanni Gourde. Thank you so much, @laydownthelaw.bsky.social for this special gift.

I get it, I have bad joints and chronic fatigue, and I'm really annoying about watching things from before the turn of the millenium

NEW GLASSES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS

A fan reddit did shot comparisons with the new Harry Potter trailer and it insulted the new show better than I ever could lmfao. I know transphobia is already a trait associated with having bad taste but come the fuck on how are people excited for this?

My cat was annoying the entire day and he's still so cute that I just pulled him close to cuddle. How does he do that

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

When the cats are noisy: YES OKAY PLEASE QUIET DOWN A LITTLE IT'S NOT TIME FOR FOOD YET JUST BE PATIENT I'LL FEED YOU LATER OH MY GOD When the cats are quiet: ... those little idiots are up to something

First they came for Sora and I said "How fast can you take out the other A.I? I want to go back to being able to afford laptops and games consoles"

Nothing says working remote quite like staring placidly into a camera while three feet to your left, your cats are having an epic body slam wrestling match to the death.

It's been 3 months since the Justice Department was supposed to release the full, unredacted Epstein files.

I will absolutely think less of you as a person if you post excitement over the new Harry Potter series.

love that chappell roan gets a giant shitstorm for apparently being rude, but men are allowed to roam the world freely while being in the epstein files

I knew that moment in the Brand New Day trailer looked familiar

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

I was crying very hard & both my cats came into the room & sat there & stared at me. no cuddles, no proximity to my body. just stares. were they concerned, fascinated, curious? no way to tell. but it was so weird I stopped crying.

From urfriendmeg on Twitter

@diaryofasickgrl.bsky.social (follow Candace, she's awesome)

The entire Epstein regime needs to go to prison for life