i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

I randomly saw this the first time as part of a repertory series on great American comedies. Had never even heard of it previously; was gobsmacked by it. It's SO GOOD. Among everything else about it, it features Edward Arnold doing pratfalls! Very worth your time.

He will take the world out with him if given the chance.

Bullshit. You have multiple witnesses. Video angles. Withholding of evidence by the perpetrators is evidence of the investigation. Eluding by leaving the scene is evidence in the investigation. That is part of the investigation. It’s still a “thorough” investigation. Fuck.

Door to door. They will be going door to door to find people they’ve deemed illegal. People who were in the legal process of getting their citizenship and going in for their final swearing in have been arrested and deported. People had refugee status pulled. Door to door. History is a circle.

It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school

Want to know a brutal secret? Neither is Facebook. Or Bluesky. Unless you *NEED* engagement for books, celebrity shit, etc? Just text those who are close. You’d be a blink otherwise. None of this matters, truly. Just quick dopamine.

And you know what? The finale? It was GOOD.

Secret police aided and abetted by the GOP

It is crime after crime after crime with this entire administration. There must be consequences.

People, Do NOT go to JD Vance’s house. That is not going to help. He’s not there. He’s at Rooms to Go. 🛋️ #CouchFucker

To all those people hopeful with Stranger Things #ConformityGate- I understand. There were so many plot holes. So many possibilities. So many things teased that could have been made better. A different ending. Something not disappointing. I get it. Us older generation had “Lost”. It’ll be ok.

If you hadn’t heard the motion to discharge @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social bill, extending the ACA for three years, passed the house with nine Republicans and all Democrats. The final vote in the House should be tomorrow. Don’t let anyone tell you there aren’t cracks in the Republican Party

That’s fuck*ng hilarious.

The world doesn’t have to be as hate filled as they are. The world doesn’t have to be as divided as they want it to be. The world doesn’t have to be as cruel as they are to others. The world doesn’t have to let them win.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

This man isn’t even the dominant predator at a Waffle House. Or an Applebee’s for that matter.

Declutter by: Eliminating your Amazon Prime. Eliminating your WaPo subscription. Let Bezos know there’s still a tracking device he hasn’t found.

BREAKING: Abortion will remain legal in Wyoming after the state Supreme Court struck down laws, including the first U.S. ban on pill abortions.

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64

No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.

That garage visit will be $250. Oh wait… $3,000! Hahahahahaha -you have a BMW.

**Deep breath** Puerto Rico Hawaii Alaska Northern Mariana Islands Guam Virgin Islands American Samoa—

Men who are interested in this? You need to go outside more. And not do…any of this. Ever.

Oh. My. God. So he possibly fell for a hoax.

A friend just had her checking account wiped out by her family's new health insurance premium (which went from $890 a month to $2800). The thing is, she'd cancelled the policy in early December, assuming it would also cancel the autopay. Nope.

If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money. Famously, we know that's people working in child care.

Garlic sauce is a better condiment for fries than ketchup.

D&D can be fun if you don’t take it too seriously, treat others kindly, don’t drink alcohol during, and name your characters like @billcorbett.bsky.social named the hero in Space Mutiny. Your DM will appreciate it. (Mine is Torque Hardhelm)

“Fucking thing sucks!”

Some of the most personally rewarding things I’ve done outside of being a PI has been wildlife education and outreach. Being a zoo docent and salmon naturalist makes me feel I help through educating and preserving the world. And I highly recommend it for others.

GRUUUUUUU!!!! #LetsGoKraken

Woohoo! Also 2026. As much as people like to think we are progressive here holy fuck is this town is racist.

i really, really don’t want people to miss that a reporter asked HHS for on the record comment regarding these changes to the vaccine recs, and HHS told them no

SWEET GINGERBREAD!

How does he never just pause and then follow up with, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

Welcome to our new, golden age of merit

They are power mad and going to just start invading countries at this point. They need to be stopped now before it begins. Because when it does, there’s only one way it usually ends up.

i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately

This guy here is dead 👇

USAID, SNAP, 1/3rd of the White House torn down without an actual plan/permit/approval in place, the Rose Garden, FEMA money to disaster areas, NASA library, healthcare, and now the CPB… They only know destruction. What have they created? Like truly created for actual good and to help the public?

What lies in wait for the New Year? Why, Manul Monday, of course!

Hey fellow vets- I’ve been out for…almost 19 years now?! I’ve been in and out of therapy -VA and vet centers. It’s ok. You can talk to someone. I did exposure therapy, CBT, etc. It doesn’t have to be intense. Things get better and worse. I just put in for another session. You can too. ~Your bud

Welcome to the fight?

“We’re running it and Rubio is in charge.” - Trump in the press conference. The Rubio says no, but they’re using a military blockade/military force to push their will on the country. Which is an act of war. Soooooo…yeah.

Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.