“You’ll have to explain it to the Mexican Police! The USA! And…The HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION!” #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

At least he’s out of coffee. #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“You’re out of your jurisdiction, even for a federal man.” Hahahahahaha…haha..ha.. 😭 -man…yeahhh. How’s today hitting us, kids? #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

[When he’s already looking around for the next wife] #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

Ah, we finally reach this portion of the show! #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

Howard Hughes! -wait… #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“How high do you like to play?” COME ON, MITCHUM…WE **KNOW** YOU. #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty #VERYhigh 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. Over.” #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“Do you like to hunt?” “Buck?” “The most dangerous game!” “Jenga?” #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“Have you seen that redhead over there- the movie star? Or the doctor over there? We’re going for a cruise later… #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty

Ahh, I see the dress designer was Howard Hughes. #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

…the pilot jumps out and Dr. Jones, err, Mitchum- #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty

That bottle is worth $228 today. #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty

There’s “hole in the wall” and there is literal “we are going to stuff you trio into this crevice.” #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty

…you know how many people are named Hernandez? Come on, man! #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty

A Robert Mitchum character turning down booze is the first sign this movie doesn't exist in the realm of reality. #HisKindOfWoman #NoirAlley

Ready for #NoirAlley #HisKindOfWoman #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸 A Pacific Northwest twist of the margarita: Mi Campo Reposado Tequila (aged in wine cask) Cointreau Lime juice (fresh of course) Snoqualmie Valley honey

It’s me and my Mrs. Charles! 🖤💜

Yes. So let’s go TORRENT!

**Laughs in A-Rod**

“Modern dating”. Oh, you mention ones wanting “traditional wives” I see. The 62M clicks on how to drug/rape women tutorial wasn’t working and they wanted to settle down with 1 victim. A “traditional wife” from a “foreign land” because they’re more docile and submissive, right? May they be drowned.

He’s wanting recognition for signing his name. Signing his name. Like a toddler. They clap. They’re so proud of him for doing such a good job. Seriously…we really have 2 3/4 years left of this?

Ah yes, that will most certainly show him…that you are there supporting his regime.

Here’s the thing… Now, this is REALLY important. This is the biggest profile intel target. SWAT tools. Look, we have the best locksmiths. I’m a good hand with a toothpick. But you don’t need a Door Betty. That makes people and countries take notice. This is embarrassing.

I LOVE this piece. It reframed how I think about and watch the movie. And it was one of the pieces that convinced me to become a @brightwalldarkroom.com subscriber.

“Have the lambs stopped screaming?” “Sterling Archer, World’s Greatest Spy.” “You know who I am.” “You must be Bella Spruce.”

…I just counted the actual calendar days I have worked/will work for the PI cases that I’ve done/have on my desk. By the end of this month. First quarter. 65 cases…in 73 days. That may explain the exhaustion? (I took 3 weeks for Ireland and don’t work weekends. Plus a few personal days off.)

Me: I did casework, had therapy, and we went to the Spring Fair from 11am to 7pm. We walked 4 miles. I’ll just take a 30 minute nap, finish a case report, prep 3 cases, do the dishes, litter, trash, and then make dinner. We’ll watch the junior hockey game and a movie! I’m at prep second case: 💀

That sucks. 😓

Multiple times where they could not wake up the head of the FBI due to intoxication? Hi, as someone who is directly involved in federal clearances for 28 years (ouch) in one way or another (the last 10 years investigating them)— people have theirs suspended or revoked for this.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! **Wheeze** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! **Falls over**

We’re at the Spring Fair and I’m telling the wife it’s been a great day! (Saying it in Craig Ferguson fashion, “It’s been a great day for America! -although don’t know if “IT” has happened.” -and asking the wife if we’d know.) We would’ve heard fireworks, right? Some “Yub Nub”? Surely Yub Nub.

Back when I was a prosecutor we used to call this — telling everyone you were probably going to lose — ”laying a mattress.”

I thought the Administration wasn’t needing to do a $3 grocery plate for the troops with their Big Bloated Bill on the military budget. 🙃 “You go to war with the army, err- food you have…” Rumsfeld in Hell, probably.

“Did you raid the aircraft carrier’s onboard Starbucks when the mess started rationing?!” “YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!”

As a vet lemme say: That looks like rationing that they’re in desperate need of resupply. If not days they’ll be empty. The IMMEDIATE and already big worry: calorie intake for a troop during operations? A meal like that is not going to cut it for ops tempo. Hegseth F’d our troops.

Spouse: What do you call a bunch of Marines with no food? Me: A BIG FUCKIN' PROBLEM. ...and then I said "I bet they ran out of coffee too" and the expression of horror on his face was disturbing.

“Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit.” Lil Jon ~ 4:04

Wowwwwww.

Ooh! The one with clogged toilets, had a onboard fire 3 weeks ago while in the Strait for the Iran fight? Leaving some burnt laundry and 600 sailors sleeping on the floor? The one that had to dock in Greece for repairs? Oh yeah, sounds like morale is gonna be great. 👍

But the Pope is weak on crime.

Prosecutors are not investigators. They’re not supposed to be witnesses. Any time prosecutors show up at a “crime scene” it’s a stunt, not an investigation. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

I couldn’t pick one at the moment. I just chuckled at my vintage desk I use for actual PI work. My entire life has been near death misses, many romances, loss, struggles…and such adventures. Not even 50. The Folex watch incident re: Souk in UAE? A Celebrity’s wife misadventures? The dead whale?

the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians

Whewwwww, my Baby is out of surgery!!!

YIKES.

A bum on a park bench. My grandparents (who came from large poorer families and worked hard until they were comfortable) laughed uproariously.

Every day, this woman takes a step to work against Confederates, and I love it We can win by finally stomping out Confederate nostalgia

The receptionist offered me tissues as we dropped her off. I declined. I snuggled with her from 4am to 6am.