I have been stuck in bed the past couple of hours with a ferocious headache that came out of nowhere. The detective girls are keeping me company (and being nice to each other, which doesn’t always happen when they’re close like this).

To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this: We salute you.

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So you've been summoned to a purge. Your questions answered.

Late March? Wow, that is about when ICE started having their Targeting Officers start listing minors for the first time ever.

“And to piggy back off of whatever Baby Huey just drooled out while his makeup leaks…” “IT IS AFTER 4PM! LET US FALL OUT ALREADY!”

Smart move by two young upstate NY reporters: they filed a FOIA for body cameras worn by the sheriff’s deputies at an ICE raid. These are almost always civil raids so there’s no ongoing criminal investigation that would require that footage to stay confidential. Replicable by any media outlet.

We used to be a country

Looking forward to taking my Nora to this in a month. (Also the Bowie exhibit at the V&A East)

All the money in the world and it looks like he went with a Goth Rachel from “Friends” wig at Spirit Halloween.

I had a client inquiry call while watching #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty I left it to voicemail: “Let me know your prices and services. Money is a non-issue…” $5,000 AN HOUR. 😜

TIL that the CEO of @cascadepbs.bsky.social is paid more than the CEO of @soundtransit. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Yes, that ending gets me. The friendliness among us young enlisted in joint terrorism bases with other countries was so welcome. (And the trading/hospitality of drinking in deployed war zones was quite appreciated.) #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

DON’T THEY KNOW NOT TO ORDER SANDWICHES?! #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

My German is VERY rusty, but I think he was just ordered to buy stock in Deutsche-Telekom. #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

It’s like shooting Robert Ryan in a barrel! #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

This literally explains everything

Pretty sure Maja the Mind Reader will know what I’m thinking… #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

OFF LIMITS CLUBS! Every squadron and unit had the list posted. But the signs were a nice touch. Places changed their names on occasion to fool the Americans, but it was a quick update. #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“Is potato.” #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

I would have panic attacks in those elevators. #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

I loved the Deutschmark vs Dollar. I bought SO MANY cds and LPs for cheap. #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

I miss Frankfurt and Kaiserslautern… RATION CARDS! Gas, cigarettes, etc. I still had mine issued from 1998. #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

So many Master Sergeants! One in the ticket booth (a First Sgt on top of being E-8), one on the train… No E-4 mafia!? -oh, the bar would be emptied and half the wheels would be missing by the first stop. #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸

Ready for #NoirAlley #BerlinExpress #TCMParty 🕵️‍♂️🍸 Bourbon Lillet Rouge Cointreau Tuaca Sweet vermouth Hickory smoked Rainier cherry

What’s your sign?

Susan Collins hasn’t held a town hall since Bill Clinton was president. I’m holding 21 town halls across the state in the next month.

*Sends MILITARY TROOPS into cities, grabs US citizens off the streets for taking video of ICE abuses, builds concentration camps, and indicts political rivals. Numerous laws broken, including war crimes for strikes on boats* Jeffries: Hey! We should only focus on asking him to do healthcare. 🤷‍♂️

In just two days the Trump administration has rhetorically expanded their bogeyman term from ‘antifa’ to ‘antifa-aligned.’ They are not hiding their goal of equating protest with terrorism.

“A Portland Police Bureau assistant chief said in court recently that federal police were “instigating” some of the clashes between officers and protesters outside the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in South Portland.” www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

Finally done. Nap time with Torchy!

A reminder that you don’t have to do this. You don’t have to do things that you know are wrong.

Camden had zero homicides this summer. City and county leaders credit the 2013 disbandment of its police department. Violent crime is at a 50-year low. This is amazing. www.inquirer.com/news/camden-...

Seattle has your back, Portland. …damnit. Fine. You too, Timbers. 😉

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

I’m working two cases on a Saturday. 🕵️‍♂️ Do not like. I’d like to go back to bed.

“War ravaged Portland.” I have seen things you baristas wouldn’t believe. Attack kayaks on fire off the coast of Mill Ends Park. I watched powdered Voodoo doughnuts glitter in the dark near the Pittock Mansion gate. All these moments will be lost in time.

Western Washington folks: This gorgeous, curious, wide-eyed tabby lady needs a home. Let's make that happen. Contact info to learn more/set up a meeting is in the Petfinder post. www.petfinder.com/cat/dorthy-7... (We aren't able to take in another cat, so I'm helping by sharing her listing.)

TEA FEST TIME, NERDS! 🤩 If you're headed to Northwest Tea Fest today, be sure to say hi to Friday & her space babe tea witches!

Me after reading the headline: I bet they were trying to unionize. The article: They were trying to unionize.

American public of all corners WILL have issue with those. Coffee is the unspoken religion. You raise the prices for no discernible reason?

1. I’m okay, thanks. 2. Showing this to my spouse resulted in me saying “Lizard” repeatedly for a full minute. 🤪

Seriously, you’re just BEGGING the E-4 mafia to become a mandatory notification by the military police desk sergeant at 3am. Ask me how I know! 😜

People like the FBI Director and Deputy Director need to realize they are ones *their* side would vilify and murder based on race alone.

This only happens to you once

Laugh at this pathetic little bitch. Anywhere he goes. In public. LAUGH IN HIS FACE. This bombastic bullshit is the most weak a side trying to stir up hatred could do. There’s over the top, and then there is this angry lying Facebook rant turned into a human boy.

BIPARTISAN CHORUS OF AMERICANS: Give us the Epstein files. TRUMP: Ok, here's the JFK files. AMERICANS: We want the Epstein files. TRUMP: Sure, here's the MLK files. AMERICANS: Epstein files. TRUMP: The RFK files? AMERICANS: Epstein. TRUMP: Ok, if you insist on seeing the Amelia Earhart files.

Timeline cleanse: Here. I met this little one yesterday and petted the softest of furs.

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