As a chronically ill girly, I should be able to fight one doctor a year. Also, I should be able to stab 1 person a month when I have debilitating cramps and they’re being dumb.

The VAR cheated Egypt out of a goal and you can’t convince me otherwise.

We’re not grateful enough for pollinators. I’d rather lose every billionaire than every bee.

In light of Hot Girl Walk being trademarked by a white girl with bad vibes, I hereby propose the following alternatives: - sweaty sweetie sesh - cutie patootie moving her bootie - sassy sister strut - hot human hoof it

Had so much caffeine that I can’t stop talking at work and I KNOW I’m being annoying, I’m just physically incapable of shutting up. If I stop talking, I’ll explode 🤣🤣😅😅😅

The horrors are persistent and I am just a girl.

Biblically accurate bisexual.

I cried all day cause I was off of my depression/anxiety meds due to a pharmacy fuck up and also on my period. Several of the kids asked why I was crying and if I was sad and the way they just accepted and rolled with “oh *I’m* not sad. My *brain* is sad” like that made all the sense in the world.

I’ve spent my whole life shape shifting to fit what others wanted or needed me to be, filing down parts of myself to be worthy of the scraps of love they’d give me. I refuse to do that anymore. If I’m too much, go find less. If I’m not enough for you, that’s not my problem.

If you’re straight, it costs $20 to talk to me this month. @tinyguy83.bsky.social I suppose I’ll make an exception for you…

YAAAAAAS

Pride month goals: - be gayer - kiss girls - do crimes - play Commander

Chaotic/disaster bi pride

HAPPY PRIDE! As is my goddess-given bisexual right, I will be a queer menace this month!

It has been 5 years since my last eating disorder relapse so here are some smexy pictures to celebrate!

After a year and a half of a lot of grief and hard times, I’m slowly emerging and wanting to be more active on the mtg community again. So, Hey. Hi. Hello.

Anyone have a cure for the all-consuming void that fills you up inside? I’ve tried apple cider vinegar and alcohol.

Soooo I know Im a relative nobody, but some friends and I are starting a conversation stream about mtg. Im nervous but also excited.

Proof of life.

Memorial Day cookout with this hottie. ❤️❤️ @tinyguy83.bsky.social

Hey yall. I know I’ve been really quiet on here. I’ve been struggling since my dad died last year and then I was in a car accident in March and things have gotten progressively harder. I’m super embarrassed but have made a GoFundMe to try and make ends meet this month. gofund.me/4e371198e

I give up. I don’t want to do this anymore.

Whelp, my car insurance isn’t going to do anything for me. I’m out of a car and can’t afford a rental or a new car or even a tow to the shop to see what repairs would cost. Fuck me I guess? I can get rides to and from work the rest of this week but going forward I have no clue what I’m going to do.

Got in a car accident. Totaled my car. No one was injured but I can’t pay for the damages or afford a new car. Was already in a depressive episode so now I’m just spiraling. Happy st. Pats or whatever.

The world is on fire and everything is awful so drop some good things happening. I’ll start: I’m going to see Evanescence in concert with my best friend in July, my work is being super accommodating with my chronic illness, and I’m super close to finally moving in with @tinyguy83.bsky.social! 💗

“Wow this is America, we speak English here! You wouldn’t go to another country and expect them to speak YOUR language” Babes, English was only made the “official” language in the U.S. in 2025 when Dumpster signed an executive order saying so. Most people in most other countries speak English too.

I got a new makeup palette so be prepared for so many selfies with so much colorful eyeshadow.

Reminder that things haven't changed here and ICE is still here

Bluesky has drafts now and I’m gonna fill those bad boys with the most insane shit 🤣

No one: Me doing the absolute most having makeup playtime in my room at 10 PM:

Spent this afternoon sitting with my second oldest (10), who is grounded and not allowed to use phones, tablets, or video games and just talking about weird animal facts and looking up pictures of crazy sea creatures. It’s very wholesome and healing. I love quality time with my babies 🥹

💯

I also want to, again, thank everyone who has donated or spread the word for Leo. While he is out of surgery and in recovery, the expenses continue accumulating until he’s out of the hospital. Thankfully these may not reach the $5k original estimate, but closer to $3k. I could use all the help 🥺

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

It’s too big AS SUSPECTED. I maintain I have small boobs and they’re the crazy ones.

Heading up to the emergency vet today again. Please please keep Leo in your thoughts. I’m a mess running on no sleep but I’ll sacrifice anything and everything to ensure he gets better ko-fi.com/rathousepr/g... Send him your energy and, if you can donate anything for his care, it’d help a lot

I HIGHLY recommend reading Poverty, By America by Matthew Desmond. Though, fair warning, it’s likely to make you very angry.

I don’t think I’ve shared it here yet, but I’ve finally gotten diagnosed with autonomic dysfunction and POTS. MagicCon Chicago in 2024 was really the turning point in realizing how bad my symptoms had gotten and when I decided to talk to my doctor about it.

@ologies.bsky.social makes me excited about science again despite the burnout of being a scientist in this society under this administration.

TEETH: WHY? The dazzling & brilliant Dr. Yara Haridy talks about the origins of teeth, why they are (or are not) all over your body, the half a billion year old fossils shaking up paleo, particle accelerators + so much more. We love her. www.alieward.com/ologies/pale...

Sometimes twice a day

Opened a couple Llorwyn boxes with Tiny and the difference between the two of us looking at cards is so real. He’s all “oh, that card is so good. I want to put it in my elf deck” or whatever and I’m like “look at the prettttttyyyyyyyyyyy!!!”

sorry not sorry but ring cameras/similar have always been the most suburban-ass true crime brainwormed thing, they were always gonna be tools of the state i fucking hate these cult of paranoia dipshit objects

Me and @tinyguy83.bsky.social have a friend who has been insisting I wear the wrong bra size for the last 5 years. So I measured myself and bought a bra in the “right” size (which is 2 cup sizes larger than my current one). I have my doubts.

What is upppp my people?! I got logged out of this app and just got back in.

Oh, hey. We dressed up this one time. @tinyguy83.bsky.social

A school system I, nor my children have ever gone to just woke me up by calling me at 5 AM to tell me about a 2 hour delay.

Bout to start selling feet pics so I can afford Christmas this year 😅🤣

Immediately calling my boyfriend whenever I do anything even remotely independent or self sufficient to get praise…. Because strong independent woman who don’t need no man but also look what I did!!

Was going to get on here mid-workout and complain about these days when the same weight feels heavier but realized I accidentally put 35s on the barbell instead of 25s and THATS why it felt heavier. 😅😅😅