Its way too early, and I've barely been on socials, but Me and @papayapaige.bsky.social are gonna be at Vegas in May and Im quite excited to see you wonderful humans again.

Was he resisting? What was he wearing? Did he have a criminal past? Maybe he matched a description. Microphones look a lot like guns in the heat of the moment. What was he doing there? He kind of looks like a thug. And really...empathy is dirty made up word that does real harm.

Has no one told Europeans that Americans are unwell and pick pocketing us is probably not worth the hassle?

An 18 year old made a million bucks on OF on her 18th birthday? Thats so damn creepy. Reminds me of those super fucked up till she's legal count downs men used to do for famous CHILDREN! God people are fucked.

Every time I see the proxy debate come up its always about allowing proxies for the sake of being welcoming and inclusive. Well I've been poor in this space and I've been Black in this space. The poor thing was much less of a negative to my experience and feeling welcome. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@hobbesq.bolasgang.com 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dont like Secret Lairs as a product line and I never have. It still really sucks to see friends who want to buy them be told they can't every drop though. I really wish Hasbro would at least pretend to care about its customer base.

Witnessed an EPIC crash out last night! My guy...its a small town kareoke contest for CHARITY! There is no need to lose your shit that hard!

This is like the only photo I have of me from high-school sorry its grainy as hell.

Watching a trade blow up because one guy is down 25 cents. Call that Magic: the Haggling

My toxic trait is that I've never even held a hoof knife. But secretly I have VERY big opinions about hoof trimmers.

The more spoilers come out, other than straight greed and nuking yet another format, is there a reason this fucking set couldn't have been a commander masters product?!?!?!?

I have 3 decks in standard right now that wouldn't be expensive to build in paper. I really enjoyed getting back into paper before last rotation. It sucks that FF basically killed that format for me. I guess I'm just a limited-EDH-Arena player forever now.

Dear opponent. I get it. Sheoldred, a Phyrexian Arena (card advantage engine), and a fistful of removal has irritating as hell for over two years. YOU HOWEVER, are the one who brought an 142 card pile to ranked the ranked ladder. This was your fault. Rope scooping was bad form and you know it!

Nuance can exist. Im so damn happy for my friends who are being named ambassadors for FF. I can still hate the set. Two things can be true at once. Hell three. Because I'm also happy for the people that are excited for this set. I hate with with specificity thank you very much.

The more that happens with the Fina Fantasy set, the less excited I get for it. UB standard seems like an all around bad thing.

Quit giving green stuff to red please!!!!

I've had an idea for a card I would like to see in the Spiderman set. True Death BW Instant Exile target creature. Picture of Peter looking over a dying Uncle Ben. "With great power, comes great responsibility."

I'm here because the good guys won. I have a female boss because the good guys won. I know openly queer people because the good guys won. My sister is an officer in the USAF because the good guys won. It might take a while. It's ugly and and terrible but the good guys win.

Super sad I didn't think to get a picture with @bobbiechristine.bsky.social she was amazing and so kind! @papayapaige.bsky.social got a picture with her though for she is smarter than me.

Y'all @zmaincharacter.bsky.social is super fucking nice. I ran into them in the way too early in the morning and they stopped and chatted and even asked for a hug. The number of people who are actually even nicer in person that I met last weekend was real!

I saw the Professor this weekend. But he was with humans and I didn't want to interrupt. Plus what was I going to say? I love your academic? I use Stanley's because of you? I don't think you're too negative? I share your joys and frustrations with this game? Does any of that mean anything?

Y'all @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social approached me at in Chicago and asked if I was Tinyguy. When you feel kind of invisible in the space, shit like that is genuinely so cool.

@thehermitdruid.bsky.social was so kind. And as a person who waffles between feeling unseen in this space or an imposter, he had some really encouraging words for an unknown like myself. It was truly a pleasure meeting him.

@revelo.bsky.social was a class act and super nice human. Despite rooting for team Healthcare.

Now that I'm home, I have to give the biggest shout out to @sameerjoseph1.bsky.social Thank you so much for The opportunity and the work you do. Truly the best part of the gathering.

True story! Everyone was so kind! But I did often feel like a giant! Lmao

Forever and always, Black is Magic.

@papayapaige.bsky.social and @mochabeezy.bsky.social

@papayapaige.bsky.social and @isreallytwodogs.bsky.social

Me, @papayapaige.bsky.social, and @grimtutorsmtg.bsky.social

🗣🗣🗣 Y'ALL!!!! @geekbeardly.bsky.social and @papayapaige.bsky.social accused me of war crimes and NOT being sweet and innocent!!! I've been a victim of collusion and crimes against the goodest guys!!!! 😭😭😭😭

One of my absolutely favorite creators in the space. Meeting him has been a goal for a while now. Also blerds were out on the floor in force! @blackneto.bsky.social

So day two I'm trying to be better about getting pics. @unsummonedskull.bsky.social

My con experience thus far has been a lot of pointing out who people are to @papayapaige.bsky.social but not wanting to bother folks. 🤣🤣🤣

I have acquired an absolutely silly amount of playmats. #Magiccon

Trans people have always been here. As long as humans continue, some of them will be trans. This isn't up for debate. Any "opinion" that runs counter to that immutable fact is nothing more than the hopeful wish of bigotry. No executive order can change this.

Happy Valentines day to @papayapaige.bsky.social You have been one of the best parts of my life and kept me going through a lot of struggles. I love you! 😘😘😘❤️

Also...dog-mouth-kissing-American folks on FB are getting real liberal about calling us monkeys, animals, and thugs again. Is it sad I'm too tired to be scared?

If it's about getting trans people out of the country, why in the fuck would you impair their ability to leave? God damn I'm tired of people not reading history books!

My thoughts on brackets.

As a light skin, Drakes cosplay bullet hole sweater is the light skinnedest shit in the history of light skinnedetry. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

Kendricks half time show was diabolical!!!!

This would probably scare me more were I not too tired to give a fuck.

As for me...I aim to misbehave.

Whats so fucking maddening is it is now clear that he was lying about project 2025. (Like we all fucking knew he was.) And they don't give a shit that he lies to their face. How do you not care that your god king thinks you're so fucking stupid that you won't call him out on bold faced lies?

Conservatives are figuring out Rage Against the Machine hates them again. It's funny how this comes up every few years. Lmao

emergency sales, a few things I've been holding on to: -Serra's Sanctum (JP): $200 -Urza's Saga (showcase foil): $60 -Dracula's Tomb (Phyrexian Tower, Dracula SLD, nonfoil): $45 -Enlightened Tutor (judge promo foil): $45 -Cabal Coffers (borderless, nonfoil): $30 -Sigarda's Aid (sld foil): $25

As someone fighting his ass off to stick around, please remember people who lose their fight often battled so damn hard. They aren't cowards. They aren't selfish. They were warriors. They were tired. And they went down swinging.

Me + My First Commander