Sam, this is Mister Treats. My McDonalds meal did not come with a Boy Toy. I need you to venture back to California and get me the right one. There's a Sonic Promotion and I want to complete the set. Good Luck.

(You have no money. )

FLIPMODE

seems to have too many things already. I don't think he can carry any more. Can someone else carry it?

taylor swift is the mr beast of music

you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it

(Seems like a big meteorite landed here not too long ago. )

ITS HARD TO DESCRIBE HOW HEARTBREAKING THIS IS. MY FIRST GLIMPSE AT SHEER JOYFUL TOGETHERNESS WAS HERE. IT INSPIRED ME TO EMBRACE MYSELF. I FELL IN LOVE HERE. ITS MORE THAN FORMATIVE. ILL SORELY MISS THE ICONIC FC PLASTIC WRAPPED FLOOR, AND ALL THE MEMORIES IT HOLDS, FOREVER 😢

I think this is a problem in just about every creative industry these days where people have easy access to so many tools and resources to get Really Fucking Good at doing or making the things but no substance to make stuff about

*Pulling you to the side* Dude, you're overstimulating the hoes.

A committee of tribal members named the place tooromakma hinse nii (pronounced toe row mock ma hēēn say knee), which, in the Mutsun language, means “bobcats wander here.”

twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful

homotober lost

As it turns out, coyotes are good climbers. They loped up and down these limestone cliffs like they were mountain goats. #mammals 🌿

me

Woeful

Homotober Day #02: lost

Can’t stop watching this

finn & fern from forever ago

#FursuitFriday

my berserk fancomic, "WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WATCHED A MAN DISMEMBER A DOVE", is now available during all of october for shortbox comics fair! www.shortboxcomicsfair.com/shop-sq4wj/p...

can we start a whale fall art train? any other whale fall freaks out there?

They’re out there 🦊🐺🦡🐀🐦‍⬛ And there are more and more everyday.

How do I persuade people to give A Tree of Palme a watch?

Look upon my works ye mighty and dis bear

🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄

Furry room parties will still happen... like dandelions sprouting through concrete

Party floor always felt like a small miracle and the fact that it was allowed for so many years at all is wild. I'm so bummed it's gone. At least I got to experience it a couple times...

in case you've never seen it, here is the original reddit thread where a dude posts looking for legal advice bc he thinks his landlord is breaking in and leaving post it notes everywhere, and someone in the comments saves his life by correctly diagnosing him with carbon monoxide poisoning

Show: Revolutionary Girl Utena Language: English Country: United States

heartbeat

smart guy in an rpg: hmm.. party member: what's wrong? smart guy: it's nothing. (20 hours later) smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

What if Kris is the one he was talking about

Look upon my works ye mighty and dis bear

Girls with pica when the function got thumbtacks

MY MUSHROOM JOB ISNT ASSIGNING ME TOURS TIL NOVEMBERRRRRRR AUUUGHGHGHG

Canidae Spirit Girl