nixos "stable"? stables are for horses.

now that ive got a girlfriend im scared to name it cuz what if it dies like my hamster in 8th grade

one thing about me is i will attack in the dark

Captive Bolt Gun is a beautiful name for a baby girl ✨

james bond series fixed: -only one movie of each actor who plays bond -as soon as bond is in potentially fatal peril, fade to credits -all the rapey bits are cut out new avg movie runtime is 28 minutes, and the reviews are in fuck that guy im glad he died and never got laid

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be ejected from a moving vehicle

i think if i go to all the trouble to go round finding, burnin, and disposing of evil witches well then i just dont think i should have to pay any taxes or anything

when live gives you lemons, consume them to ward off scurvy

throwing healthy ripe full-sized fruit to indicate my pleasure and contentedness to the guy on stage

the words woman and ronin have the same number of letters, the same scrabble point value, and the same karmic weight. this of course means nothing and i made some of that up

no one hates you for being who you are they all hate you for your fashion sense and lack of charisma and also for who you are actually too sorry

wait is stochastic terrorism allowed on here or no

one of the three major problems in the world is that women are just too easy to love we have got to start making harder to love women like what if one was mean-spirited and what if she was cruel and her intent was foul so what i would still love her and that's the problem cuz i just wanna go home...

who's up trying to get widowed dm for signal

done with the past, entering my not paying taxes era

-more than half my friends have been laid off for a machine that does not work

tim allen coded unfortunately

i could give birth if i wanted to i bet i could pop out six or seven alien style i just choose not to

did you know? a usb cd/dvd drive you can plug into your computer is like $25 max a library card is free and they often have loads of DVDs there are many free programs online for video transcoding if u put these things together, you can have big hard drive full of movies and/or TV shows

so, jana here. been a minute since I've bumped this, but I am still unemployed, doing what I can to change that, but it's fucking rough out here. I'm at the edge of things financially, living off of unemployment and my soon-to-be-ex husband's help. any support really does make a huge difference 💚💜

i do say this. hallucinogens and also every child should receive a mk 2 fragmentation-type anti-personnel hand grenade for free at the start of each school year regardless of citizenship

i hate this site. worship my socks.

a dni is a kind of horoscope. i can tell a lot by the fact that someone is a mdni with a bigots and terfs fuck off rising

8 fireballs is a lot mommy. how many spells do you have

it's surprising u dont get killdozer type situations more often

let's encrypt has been crashing my nginx somehow and i been trying to fix it all day and now let's encrypt has rate limited me till two days and some so i cant even do anything this is stupid

little miss parrybait knightgirl keeps getting riposted

no my model line isn't "edgy looking". red and black are the coolest colors. its just science.

women love me for my telekinetic blast

i think that if ur an evil witch and u kind of just are willing to admit to urself that you are in fact an *evil* witch i think they should just let you get away with not paying taxes and slaughtering IRS agents by the bushel

and so they will burn her with acid come the dawn

put my forums url as my url on here for one single day and now the whole server needs to be rebuilt. and i dont even have any followers how did that even happen

new mayonnaise chewables

[suddenly stepping out from the shadows] howdy

they kick u out of the go kart place if u try this with lashing a bunch of them together with old jumper cables jsyk. heads up

watching the little tykes flush it down the toilet come january

weaving might be the coolest thing weve learned in life, just truly infinite possibilities and amazing for blending material and meaning, the plans and drafts are works of art in themselves and everything culminates in an incredibly tactile and intimate experience for artist and viewer

i'm sorry i said "get his ass" to the escaped bull that tore through your leg and broke your tibia. as a child of the modern world i lack a moral center

i need to activate my mammalian dive reflex about this

nobody talks about the ethical issues inherent in burning orphans to heat ones home lately ive noticed

Airport security is jealous of my sword

you might think its not true but i invented women softly weeping in 2014

so yeah im part of women without borders basically we go into ur home when ur sleeping? yeah and we take stuff

put your doctor in a headlock

Im putting on more eyeliner fuck you fuck you fuck you

it had been said in years prior that i have loved women, too much, and it is true

i could throw a small child more than ten paces if i were appropriately motivated