This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time

May 2026 be better, safer, and fairer. May all that was good in 2025 be better in 2026. May all that was bad in 2025 be things we put our efforts towards improving.

"Shoes are foot prisons" "You're wearing socks!" "Those are like, minimum security"

oh my god im being told that after this there is ANOTHER year

it’s crazy how obvious it is that donald trump has been actively part of the epstein coverup for half a decade now and he’s just still the president

Anyway I’ve just been really feeling what Tolkien meant with this line the last couple weeks

When you're being mean to me online, this is who you're being mean to

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

This movie is phenomenal, and everyone ought to see it. Adorable animation and a stellar voice cast.

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

he posted over 150 times in a day. nevermind it being a major holiday. I'm concerned people don't understand just how much that is. I post a ton, shamelessly, embarrassingly so, and it's probably still 5x as many posts as I've made on my most unhinged day off. he posted every 6 minutes he was awake

I wish somebody had warned us tbh kinda weird in hindsight nobody saw any reason to be concerned at all oh well

heads up to other countries if you're considering letting the worst guy in your country get away with absolutely anything truly no consequences of any kind and giving him power over everything I can only speak to our experiment here but we found downsides my two cents I wouldn't recommend it overall

my 2026 message to all of u

Hohoho! I drew this year's holiday card for my art rep, Felix Comic Art. I wanted the recipients to get something that looked like a piece of vintage original art, but also couldn't help poking some fun at Felix's love for Dark Knight Returns.

Fake Leftists are all into restorative justice until you bring up Scrooge and the Grinch.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

do you think it feels good to have the protagonist of myst click on you

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

GROND, GROND, HE'S OUR RAM, IF HE CAN'T DO IT,

it is important, I think, to be able to be a pervert. the pervert is a noble and vital part of the ecosystem. you don't need to be one, but you need to be able to be one. or it's just not a healthy environment.

It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months. It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go

LotR is certainly crisper on HBO, but I think it does lose a little something in hi def. In many ways it's a culmination of the grand fantasy tradition of Camelot, Excalibur, Conan, returning with fanfare after a slump in the 90s. It cries out to be viewed in the magic bloomy haze of 480p.

Heartbreaking news today, as my family has just discovered that our Fellowship of the Ring extended edition DVD has a scratch and breaks the entire playback as soon as Saruman shows up for the first time. Gandalf is sad about it too. Please be respectful of my mourning process.

repost if 2026 is gonna be the year when u PISS with the BIG DOGS !!!

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat

it's like truly mind boggling to me that with the amount of billions of dollars pumped into this thing the charts haven't changed in the last half decade like... at all capitalism r u ok?

Of course, the issue with Trump is never actually about whether or not it's legal. The real question: who will stop him?

Reposting this with alt text. Delete your Twitter. Now.

Now that's what I'm fuckin talking about

Just asking for the class, was that *before* or *after* he condemned an entire generation to die horribly from AIDS while he obliterated all the union protections that kept the rich from exploiting everyone? I’ll hang up and listen.

We must raise our voices for them. I’ll continue to try and follow Rob’s example as an artist and a humanitarian. I hope you do too. I don’t know what else to do other than try to cherish every moment we are alive, to be of service to every aspect of our existence and to never give up.

The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible. I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.

This is precisely the intention of vouchers. They are an elaborate plot to destroy the public education system, which is part of a larger plot to enslave the American population

You don't have to go down swingin for Harry Potter. You can simply become obsessed with something else There are so many cool things to be obsessed about, you may never run out in your lifetime. Ask people for recs, I dunno A key to happiness is like... loving 3-5 creative works every few years

the fact that these assholes can't just put out a press release like "No Im Not Voting For This Week's Piss Bill" because they're worried a huge coalition of apple pie baseball voters is gonna come out like We Fucking Love Piss next election is the dumbest shit on earth

no im so fucking exhausted w this shit. having to watch a senator like a toddler with a lighter should be completely disqualifying

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008. Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.