I don’t like sneaking mechanics in games, but I would enjoy telling others to sneak…

Buffalo is a dangerous city

Carabiner Queen Didn’t know where to put my keys You sold ‘biners shaped like sharks I bought one on a lark

My purpose on this earth is to give new life to your Gargoyles trading cards

I make rollerskating look extremely difficult. 😎

“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul

Not sure what to do with your Magic, Pokemon, baseball, and ALF cards? Take them off the shelf and play ALL-CARDS with them!

I was the game writer for Table Flip Simulator, a chaotic new physics-based puzzler about righteous destruction! Launching today on all platforms. (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLTr...

Zach: Hi, Nintendo Power Line. How can I help you? Child: My parents are getting divorced. Zach: And you... uh, need help clearing the Dam in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Child: I guess.

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

If you like Rick & Morty, funny comics, and the magic of birthdays…

#FeelsLikeMonday #FunnyVideoGameMemesLOL #ROFLWMMCG (Rolling On the Floor Laughing With My Main Cat Garfield)

Our full schedule is now up on our website! gameworkersconference.org/2026-program

Check out Eric Schmidt’s audition to be a pro wrestling heel.

I want to warp to there.

my boy @geoffreygolden.bsky.social made a cool game! Check it out!

I'm seeing this AI push whenever I stop writing in Google Docs for a few seconds. Absolutely maddening!

*Should

“This franchise is NOT for kids!” - guy who got into it when he was 8.

The Capital Creative Showcase Steam event is live! Check out all 70+ featured games, including Deductopia! store.steampowered.com/curator/4579...

The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.

My game went on sale today at my favorite LGS in the WORLD Gather & Game in Buffalo!

Some years when you take the train from Los Angeles to San Diego for Comic-Con, the passengers are a mix of nerds wearing Star Wars cosplay and women in giant frilly hats going to the opening day ceremonies for the Del Mar racetrack. It’s what today was like on Bluesky only in real life.

My LinkedIn puzzle expires soon. Fuck! I need more time!!!

UNIONIZE. UNIONIZE. UNIONIZE. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I’d play this!

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Honored to be speaking at the first ever Game Workers Conference alongside some of my fellow freelancers about the unique challenges and wins of organizing freelancers in the games industry!!! 💖

Fun for the whole Roottree family!

TTRPG about… me! First game: Aberrant Last game: Star Wars Saga Longest game: D&D 5e (Pandemic) Favorite game: Straight to VHS Favorite mechanics: Five Star Match Favorite art: We Can Be Heroes

Oh, cool! @geoffreygolden.bsky.social made a new website for his Adventure Snack games: adventuresnack.com That's getting bookmarked.

The new Mario movie is all about family. Yet the relationship between our two leads - Mario and Luigi, brothers - goes entirely unexplored!

It’s fucked up Fox McCloud made it into the Mario movies before Wendy O. Koopa.

The game’s internal wiki has a 3000 word post on ghostium. No one on the team has ever read it.

Long time friendo and game designer @geoffreygolden.bsky.social has moved the classic Adventure Snack series, which are short text adventures you can enjoy while having a snack, off of Substack to a new home! There are a lot of them you might enjoy. adventuresnack.com

I highly recommend Series A.

find you someone who believes in your dreams the way John Madden believes in your ability to beat Gorf

It took me months to get a new job when the video game industry was healthy!

Waymos have a real “first scene in a flashback montage about how the apocalypse started” energy.

Hilarious! @asterioskokkinos.bsky.social is killing it on Palette Swap. The photoshop is perfect, too.

I love in wrestling when a face and heel commentator bicker on air. I got to channel that combative energy and funnel it into our robots.

"Content" is something to fill an empty vessel: it repositions your view of the world to align with corporations. Art becomes something disposable, fungible, serving a financial interest and nothing more. The word "artist" is right there; I beg you to claim it and leave "content creator" to molder

Things don't need to be long! Make short films, short games, short comics and make them for yourself! 🕺✨

What if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle? Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.

“It’s all blurring together...” paletteswap.site/different-co...

One of my early books, "The Official Handbook of the Bowieverse", with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, is now FREE to download here. Go do it. You'll love it whether you're a Bowie fan or a degenerate (comics fan).

I’m not sure what this was, but apparently I was good at it! What's My JND? 0.0044 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd... #WhatsMyJND

I sent the developer of my favorite new RSS app a feature request and the developer emailed back to say it was a great idea. Jealous?

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️