Easily the best cokelike

[Victor Frankenstein slaps an energy drink out of his creation's hand] Victor: No! That's Frankenstein's Monster!

She took me to one of those countries where you have to poop into a sink

Imagine the kind of shit you have to pull to get a boomer to go back to torrenting I haven’t surfed the pirate bay in twenty fucking years Hey @napster you still hanging in the #FDFnet ?

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

The release of Borderlands 4 has fans buzzing about one legendary weapon in particular that has the power to fire twelve DPS (developers per second). paletteswap.site/dif...

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

The president’s latest public appearance has drawn concern over his health due to his body rapidly flashing red. paletteswap.site/different-co...

God forbid a guy enjoy a Jolly Rancher on a very special day

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Hayao Miyazaki has discredited the claim that the food from his films must taste great, instead clarifying it’s quite foul. paletteswap.site/dif...

After successfully romhacking Lucky Charms into a box of Nintendo Cereal System cereal, one retro gamer was found dead Friday morning. paletteswap.site/dif...

Promising he wouldn’t “make a big deal out of it,” local friend and genetically enhanced bandicoot Crash Bandicoot is currently attempting to socially rebrand himself as “Christopher.” paletteswap.site/dif...

Local underground factory robot White Bomberman was overheard loudly complaining about his inability to repair his marriage via traditional bombmaking. paletteswap.site/dif...

If you knew who KingCobraJFS was, you’re as sad as I am. This is the only celebrity death that has ever made me cry. I always said I’d buy a wand one of these days. Now it’ll never come. RIP to the most human man we’d never met. 🖤🐍💔

What I wouldn’t give to smell like him…one last time…

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)

if i was in a book or a movie i would hate to get caught in a web of deceit

Does putting my cock in a cage count as a Nuzlocke challenge

Adult game developers have been forced to turn to a strange new method to distribute their games following their removal from Steam and itch. paletteswap.site/dif...

He looks like he’s about to shoot eggs out of his mouth and you have to grab the eggs and hurl them back 3 times

[me, at the Gen-Z table at work] You know, some call Pomni a clown, but she’s actually a jester

what do you mean i couldn’t even find the clit with an airtag why would you say that, i’m a human fucking being

This type of post is so funny to me. Look out world! The purchaser is here

he looks like he’s wearing a mask, but you take the mask off & it’s just his face again

everything i need to kill myself

one time this online artist said he was quitting become nobody would hire him i said i’d pay him $50 for a very small drawing he said “that’s way lower than my rate” and i was like but you’re quitting

With an animated Homestuck pilot looming on the horizon, one former fan began to hear old cosplay horns beckoning to her from the basement. paletteswap.site/dif...

i had to read SBURBpedia to write this so you damn well better read it

me, spotting a vape on the sidewalk

I wrote this & am now imprisoned deep under Nintendoland

Columbo: Ah…just one more thing… MURDERTRON: I AM A VERY BUSY MURDERBOT LIEU-TEN-ANT Columbo: It’ll only take a sec. Did you…murder the guy? MURDERTRON: PRE-POST-ER-OUS

Proof that God exists…and he loves us

Fred Flintstone with his car in the garage, hose in mouth, running as fast as he can

WRESTLING IS A GUY YELLING When it’s not a guy yelling, it’s bad. Stone Cold: A guy yelling The Rock: A guy yelling Jake The Snake: A guy whisper-yelling Roddy Piper: A guy yelling slurs Hulk Hogan: A guy yelling lies CM Punk: A male feminist yelling lies

covered this sad and relatable story for Palette Swap

Whoever wrote this is a dumbass

i wrote this, but they published it anyway

everyone either hates clowns or wants to fuck them “like” this if you’re * neutral * on clowns, but generally wish them well

My latest for Palette Swap!

Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell has reached an agreement with the DOJ and supplied a list of the 100 Greatest PlayStation Games Of All Time. paletteswap.site/dif...