1 hour... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RPF...

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

is it a Recession Indicator when the big Nintendo titles for the year are 2 remakes of N64 games

ebi blasting you with her gay rat laser beam for pride

Dear Mario,

I knew my condo hunting trip was cursed to fail when i saw *four* cybertrucks while on the road. Dire portents indeed.

you know what fucking month it is

My son is also named Theve

the cozy video essay that autoplays at 2AM

@alexrescuecat.bsky.social immediately thought of you

it is harrowing how incapable the video game critical apparatus is of even mimicking having principles.

Me blocking someone

This brought me joy.

From now on, whenever I come across Luigi's NES sprite, I will remember the origin story of Lügi the Scary White Man. Thank you

whats up gamers its your boy comin at ya sorry if im only 3 inches tall today i went to the bakery earlier and asked for "Craisin Ranberry Bread"

why the fuck did he do THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE www.twitch.tv/sebmal/clip/...

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

MAMMALS/0GIFWARP.GIF

which way western man

Probably my favorite cinematic literalisation of our current moment

I am delighted to report that there were official Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt fax cover sheets used at Tengen. The originals must be a holy grail for the Awesome Possum collectors in your life.

I love that in Tasmania you can apparently just have a local monster that you have to orient your whole life around as it destroys every traffic cone that angers it

Horsey Game

DONT PLAY SPHERES OF CHAOS ON 420

its amazing to me that ffxiv is getting updates after over a decade that are like "you can now do some things while a menu is open"

amiga is a land of wonder where even the most unremarkable platformer can have an 8 minute long banger that does not even play during actual gameplay www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bzF...

GUYS, IT’S REAL smallscreen.ordoliberal.com huge shout out to @standard.bsky.social for creating this and the Venture Bros and KotH ones, absolutely phenomenal!!!!

AWEBO STRIKE

when this website dies meet me at the woody woodpecker racing for game boy color message board on gamefaqs

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

I'm gonna need someone to Photoshop this into a silver Konami NES box layout

video games used to look so cool, dude