So @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social is really good at this whole wrestling thing.

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

I think one major issue online right now is we aren't fresh out of ideas for dealing with this, we're running low on things you should say publicly

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

long have there been whispers about the mythical Fifth Loko

this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too

AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts

In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality

Jesus Christ they swallowed the whole shaft and the balls

this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible

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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

Oh yeah, at @maffewgregg.bsky.social here.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

The Clemson tiger is disappointed

February: I'm the shortest month. February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.

I am once again insisting on an @edsbs.bsky.social (and the rest of the Shutdown Fullcast, really) and @iwriteok.bsky.social crossover.

Apparently "Let It Rock" is legally required to be played at all clubs, even goth ones. Fuck the heck?

it’s the end of the world as we know it and i’m online :)

David Lynch movies: Surreal, nightmarish, otherworldly David Lynch quotes:

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

just lost 30 grand

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

there's always one good story i find IMMEDIATELY after sending the newsletter, and this week, it's this