I swear to God if certain types of liberal collectively fall for Marjorie Taylor Greene shifting to the middle for personal reasons like they did Dick Cheney, I'm going to turn the Jewish space lasers on myself

It is, and the fact that they make it indecipherable to anyone not specifically trained on it like I've been makes me insane. And they always bitch "its up to the policyholder to understand their benefits". Fuck you, I've got training and its hard for me to figure some of this shit.

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They made Jimmy Carter put his peanut farm into a blind trust.

Dog we operate the money printer we couldn't be more liquid

Jackson State stopped by the Big Yum and picked up a 40 piece. Damn.

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

I'm sitting at 503/550 points in my Legal Writing class which is, I "think" damned near the top of the class. All that remains is one more 450 point memo for the semester. Pretty fucking pumped right now.

From the top rope

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day

Imagine being a Democratic leader who refused to endorse Mamdani, who has advocated for throwing trans people and immigrants under the bus, and who has otherwise acted like it's still 1996, and then just walking in to work today like your entire world view didn't get obliterated last night.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Buncha supposed politics experts are going to spend the next week looking at a young charismatic candidate with an optimistic message like it’s some cryptic formula for cold fusion

I've said it before and I'll say it again now: Live your life in such a way that millions of people do not rightfully have reason to cheer your death.

Andrew Cuomo gave more money in taxpayer subsidies to Elon Musk than the entire cost of Zohran Mamdani’s free bus plan. It’s not unreasonable or radical to want our tax dollars to go to programs that help us, instead of as giveaways to billionaires.

I honestly don’t see a way out of this now - we’ve long passed the point of no return and I fear the only way out of this is to find Surtur and trigger Ragnarok.

Vigo The Cruel, The Sorrow of Moldavia, The Scourge of Carpathia has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

I bet Dubya didn't even shed a tear for that man this morning.

He should have died in The Hague.

It is Election Day in NYC. Get out and vote, preferably for the candidate with experience (that does not involve covering up the covid deaths of thousands of elderly in your nursing homes or your staff experiencing your sexual harassment) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/n...

Morning has broken like the first morning Blackbird has spoken like the first bird Praise for the singing, praise for the morning Praise for them springing fresh from the world

Remember when it was disqualifying for the executive branch that Sarah Palin couldn’t name a single newspaper she read, yet now we have a President who doesn’t even read the pardons he signs?

Have I mentioned how much this era of television streaming access sucks? You have to subscribe to 5 different services. Then these asshole companies just pull the plug on several channels because they need 1.5 billion in profit margin vs 1.495 billion in profit margin. Enshitification indeed.

Ahem

Cannot imagine they really want to keep pressing Louisville...

These red warm ups are absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Buh buh buh buh buh basketball!!!!!! Feels so good to be back home! #GoCards

“I chose a political culture that thinks masculinity means being an shitposter asshole who is proud to say ‘retard’, and now I can‘t find a suitable masculine mate.” I think I may have spotted your problem.

Nine years ago RIGHT NOW Rajai Davis' two-run homerun landed, tying Game 7 at 6-6 and sending me into a shell-shocked stupor for the next hour or so.

her response is even better. Absolutely roasting our old asses

Look what it means to Racing Louisville FC 🥹

Cooked like a turkey in the oven at 450⁰ for thirty-six hours.

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

Even without the missed tackles, that was an insane throw from Caleb and would have put them in field goal range.

HOW??????

FIRE FUCKING EVERYBODY.

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

The Republicans have been promising a specific plan as an alternative to Obamacare ever since it passed in 2010. The promise is 15 1/2 years old now. That's probably why they don't seem very sincerely interested in it.

Every spring when I plant flowers and put down fresh mulch, I spend the next week waking up wondering how on Earth people do that work for a living.

Slightly tangential but you can always tell if somebody has never done manual labour, when they talk about it's dignity. Yes fucking up your back by age 40, so dignified!

“Humans can just go get manual labor jobs if desk jobs are repaired with AI” is both not going to suffice to provide enough jobs and is also going to result in massive societal anger because manual labor jobs often *are terrible*, which is why people have worked hard to avoid them for generations.

Put Santos and Allen on the same damn plane.

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Dennis Allen should leave at the half. Just send him home. Jesus christ.

tell em!

Healthcare but only for my friends