I hope I look, sound, and move 1/50 as good as David Byrne when I'm his age

I wrote this! Hooray seniors! defector.com/wow-americas...

Every citizen of Minneapolis, please step up 💥

recorded this just before news broke that the settlement shields the trump family from IRS audits which is OUTRAGEOUS youtu.be/hraZ4tIuDWA?...

BLANCHE: Do you think President Trump called and asked me to go interview Ghislaine Maxwell? REED: Yes I do, frankly. Because the deal was in. You're the president's consigliere.

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Jared Polis should resign today and never return to politics.

May Cooper be haunted by his testimony until the end of days. Shame.

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Donald Trump is an authoritarian destroying our representative democracy just for the glorification of his massive ego, and we're all paying an enormous price for it.

Grimly hilarious lede of the week so far from @benmullin.bsky.social: "The author of a nonfiction book about the effects of artificial intelligence on truth acknowledged on Monday that he had included numerous made-up or misattributed quotes concocted by A.I."

The insurrectionist pedophile in question is Andrew Paul Johnson and it is public record that he tried to silence his victim(s) with promises of Trump millions for J6.

Looks like potential insider trading to us. Does this look like insider trading to you? Over 3,600 stock trades by Trump since Jan. Absolutely unprecedented. This will be investigated.

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Mina has the dark, tortured heart of a true Seattle sports fan. She is one of us.💚💛🏀

At 20 years and 302 days, Colt Emerson is the youngest Mariners player to homer since Jose Lopez on Sept. 13, 2004 (20y 294d) That is, of course, before Emerson was born (July 20, 2005)

1,300 feet of elevation gone in seconds.

Sherm is Nola Kitten’s favorite player, ever.

SKÅL

I know how this game ends, yet I am an absolute mess! Go Hawks!!!💙💚

Trump sent in a pre-recorded video for the Rededicate 250 blasphemy fest instead of speaking in person, and he still could barely read it cogently (also, note him covering up the disfigured back of his right hand)

Hope it was worth it. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/16/u...

Of course this mother fucker is from unincorporated King County

Looks like Cassidy sold American children down the drain to vote for RFK Jr. for nothing.

Reminder RFK Jr is HHS Secretary because this loser was afraid to cross Trump.

Rats!

NYT confirms — with new details: Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona. One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying."

Triple substitution - LFG! 💙🩵⚽️

I’m gonna post this video every day so we NEVER FORGET what Donald Trump did to the USA on Jan 6th

To watch all the NFL games next year you'll need: CBS FOX NBC Peacock ESPN Amazon Prime Netflix Hulu Paramount Plus AppleTV Minus Disney ExactlyTheSame The Rice-a-Roni app LG Model 3120G Washer/Dryer with CleanSwish™ Tumble-Pro Technology 2000mg of LSD that allows you to access The Phantasma Realm

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I’m proud of President Donald Trump and his loyal Republican lawmakers. After years of pretending, it seems they’ve finally grown confident enough to flatly admit they don’t give a rip about regular Americans. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Virginians, scream this into the ear of your state reps until they restore the districts you voted for.

Congrats to Seattle’s favorite!

She won’t let the Mariners get her down! Go Mina!

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Ick

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I’ll take it! 🔱

So close

This fellow is an absolute delight.

Brennan Davis deadline today Brennen Davis, a former top prospect derailed by injuries, is proving himself with Mariners www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...

Personally I think Jonathan Haidt should be exposed to the challenging perspective that Jonathan Haidt sucks

OMG the DOJ lawyer just said presidential power has never been "circumcised." He was trying to say "circumscribed."

‼️ * repeats Steve for emphasis * JUDGES CAN REJECT TRUMP'S SHAM SETTLEMENTS

“‘Decline is a choice,’ Charles Krauthammer famously said. Donald Trump has chosen decline for the United States, and his trip to China was confirmation of that fact.” www.thebulwark.com/p/youre-gett...

🚨🚨🚨THIS CONGRESSMAN GETS IT. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. PLEASE BE LIKE THIS CONGRESSMAN. 🚨🚨🚨

They think that you’ll just move on after they dodged your question once or twice cause you have limited time. I’m more than happy to spend my entire time getting the answer to my damn question.

"To the folks at CBS, in the words of the great Ed Murrow, good night and good luck, motherf* kers."

Every American should hear about this story. As millions lose health care, Trump is demanding $1.7 billion in taxpayer dollars for Jan. 6 rioters and other allies. The most corrupt president in history, and you’re paying the price.