Happy “Last Time I Watch CBS Day” to those who celebrate.

I just want the record to reflect that I am “radically pro transgender.” That is all

The worst of the worst are in the Trump administration

TIL that I’m older than America! Cool.

Congrats to Seattle’s favorite!

Yeah, we noticed.

Well, if you want something done right, sometimes you have to do it yourself, Tim.

If you see this, post something orange

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

Inflation is so bad I couldn’t afford to buy both vowels in my name.

In the end, making Putin threaten, moan and beg to hold his pissy little 45 minute parade, from which he ran away like a frightened schoolboy, revealed more about the real state of the war than anyone could have expected.

Dershowitz is an expert on pedophilia.

Humpy has no idea where he’s at right now.

Vielleicht naiv, aber es spricht mir aus der Seele!

If my kid did the Trump dance I would ground him for a week.

For me, Ted was the one who brought baseball into my house nearly every day for six months of the year. It was the only way to watch baseball every day. I owe my love of the game to him.

Only a eugenicist would want to take away antidepressants from people who need them to live.

So say we all.

A real man of the people.

Seriously.

The proper use of AI 😭😭

This needs to be the response consistently from Democrats. We’ve been too weak for too long.

#meme #memes #gamingmemes #gaming #videogames #nintendo #Xbox #playstation

Telling my math teachers that my answers weren’t wrong, there was just a different way to calculate them, never seemed to work out for me.

Tech jobs are a raging dumpster fire thanks to AI spending. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/t...

Me when they ask, “is Diet Pepsi ok?”

Mariners win!

I am thrilled the Mariners now have a live organist!

JD Vance takes pride in helping Russia commit genocide in Ukraine

Charlie Kirk is a perfect Teletubbies sun

Extremely happy that Orban has lost but having JD humiliated yet again is the cherry on the top of that sundae. 😏

Sudoku is a lot harder to do when you’re drunk. #CaptainObvious

Too late.

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No f-bombs, threats of war crimes, or mocking Muslims. Imagine how much better the world would be if we had elected her.

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.

Donald Trump's next Fox and Friends call goan be like

Sorry, which side is supposed to be religious zealots here, someone remind me.

Aim for the bushes!

This could have been an email, er, “truth.”

Fascists helping fascists.

Sorry Yankees but you 🫵 just got dumped

Always happy when my issue of @theonion.com arrives!

The Putinisation of America.