Ummm.

Have you ever buttered an Uncrustable then put it in the air fryer? If not you should.

It’s that time of year.

I wasn’t expecting rehab to make me a Justin Bieber fan. open.spotify.com/track/2WnAKZ...

Hegseth said that, although the seven alleged narcoterrorists appear to be victims of a shipwreck, “That’s never stopped us before.”

Attended church for the first time in forever. A Unitarian Universalist congregation in Rockville, MD. It was transformative.

Re-upping because I’m on a roll.

Sometimes after 41 days in rehab you get to see your baby

This is how we NA

A Maryland moon

All I’m saying is my kid caught this big ass fish yesterday

Missing this girl

As a heads up. I’ll be doing another 30-60 days in treatment starting Jan 1. This is intense and I miss my kiddos, but fuck I want to be well for both them and me. We deserve it.

My kids are grounded.

That was a journey

Post traumatic suicidality is often driven by our desire to escape a relationship w/ ourselves that has turned toxic. Decreasing post traumatic suicidality often starts w/ detoxifying our relationship w/ ourselves-- making our head & heart safe for our "parts" & inner child.

Thanks to everyone who’s contributed! You’re the best!

I think Jack Black would eat Jack White.

I’ve a big ask, a women in my sober living house arrived with literally nothing except a couple changes of clothes, shoes, and a towel. We’ve secured her a coat and another pair of shoes. If you feel so inclined to donate so we can get her some essentials it’d be much appreciated.

Let it be known that I’m turning off my light and going to bed because I want to get 8 hrs of sleep and not because I’m depressed or on drugs. Please clap.

Sometimes after: 1 day in the ER 4 days in the psych ward 29 days in residential 2 days sober living and outpatient It snows

Sexy how to change a brake light

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

If there’s one thing we *know* the median MAGA voter was animated by when they voted for Trump in November 2024, it was the creation of more spaces for rich people to do ballroom dancing

Can confirm getting the covid booster along with the flu vaccine is a bad idea. I am not having a good time.

Makes me wonder if his handlers have given him a project so Miller, Bessent, Vought, and the like can do the real work.

Two stints in rehab and not once did I hear about drugs by sea.

It really does look like a terrorist or a military strike hit the White House. It is so jarringly, unmistakably reminiscent of an image from a war

New apple variety! Kissabel, cross between wild crab and traditional apples. Very very crunchy, tart, but not like a Granny Smith, and the flesh is pink! We sell a 4 pack for $5 9/10

Don’t judge me but this oatmeal with that salted maple foam stuff is ahhhh-mazing. Oatmeal found with the frozen breakfast items. 2 servings per box, 3.5 minutes each in the microwave. I also add a little butter, but we don’t talk about that. 10/10

This + This =👩🏼‍🍳💋 13/10

OBSESSED I keep imagining Mr Bean is on the case. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I cried reading this. “We respectfully urge the Administration and the National Park Service to pause demolition until plans for the proposed ballroom go through the legally required public review processes,”

JFC!!! WHAT THE HELL? Now Trump is shaking down the U.S. Government -- and let me point out that Trump is essentially asking EVERY U.S. citizen to pay him about 75 cents each.

My oldest called, called just to chat. With my husband out of town and me being an emotional wreck for the past few weeks her voice was exactly what I needed to hear at this exact time. How did I get so lucky?

I am weirdly obsessed with these, especially the Grape-Mango. My kids won’t touch them bc, “how do you expect us to eat that when we’ve been eating real fruit snacks our entire lives.” They aren’t wrong. 8/10.

🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.

Well well well

The racism is a feature not a bug for these people.

It’s a requirement for employment in the Trump regime to be intolerant, childish, vengeful, and to idolize the wannabe king.

If you’ve been unable to get your hands on one of the Halloween TJ’s bags HMU, I have more than I’ll ever need.

The gods have smiled upon us 11/10

IYKYK 10/10

I have two friends who are ex Mormons and they are the best of all of my friends at reaching out to hang out or do something together /and/ they almost never flake and I need this to be studied.

10/10. A bit on the spicy side. Will repurchase.