Elite parenting. ❤️

10/10 recommend checking your 3rd grader out for a surprise movie. Today has been a good day.

We decided to skip school to see the Gabby Cat movie instead.

Run, don’t walk.

Watch. They’re going to start regulating what a woman can and cannot put in her body while pregnant. It’s all about controlling women. They’re afraid.

Booking our first ever flights on Breeze bc cheap, but dang, that drive back and forth from Dulles is a nightmare. Also weirdly in my feels as their Founder/CEO was at JetBlue when I was there and a HUGE number of my friends are employees. I need a good, cleansing cry.

A big FU to Walmart for making my kid berserk for Christmas before Halloween.

Up since 0530ish bc “I’m sooo excited to go to the movies on Friday”. 🫠

Sampled this cheese today and immediately thought of @allitude.bsky.social. Delish!

A masterpiece @johnmoe.bsky.social @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social

But does Tylenol PM cause Night Autism?

Reminding y’all my birthday is the day after Christmas and that this would be the perfect gift to gift me.

Guys, guys, guys. Forget March Madness. Fat Bear Week it is explore.org/fat-bear-week

Squeeeeeee!

With Sinclair now refusing to air Kimmel with WJLA (Washington) being their biggest market, it’s safe to say free speech applies only to MAGA. This is fascism.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

I hate, hate, hate going to the movies. (Who touched what, and where), but I will have been to 3 movies in as many weeks by Oct 4th. Please clap for the germaphope.

I cannot take anything seriously if it’s all in caps and exclamation marks. Do better Acosta

We wander through the old cemeteries up here from time to time. The family plots with collections on smaller headstones for the children are heartbreaking. We learned how to prevent disease and suffering and these asshats are just throwing it all away.

That’ll show em

Folks Wait a few days before declaring victory on Disney.

I mean, she’s not wrong.

9/10 delicious

Timeline cleanse

When is this rapture starting cuz work starts in a couple hours and I need to know if should bother showering.

All I’m sayin’ is if I’m not taken in the upcoming rapture I’m gonna be pissed.

Get in losers, we’re grieving

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Spent the day posting "do better" under photos of people's kids on Facebook

Lots of nightmares abt taking care of babies with feeding tubes and mixing formula incorrectly or being unable to work the pump and omgggg.

Happy Earth, Wind, and Fire day to all who celebrate. open.spotify.com/track/2grjqo...

🎯🎯🎯

That ciggy after a hard day’s work at Lowe’s just hits differently.

TikTok will become even more of a MAGA hole than it already is. This is another attempt to control all media.

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

My unpopular opinion is that you don’t have to engage in every spontaneous boycott you’d like to. Maybe you don’t have the bandwidth to make the change or develop a new habit. Do what you can. Maybe a little bit more than you think you can! Discomfort can energize. But moral purity is exhausting.

The criminal in the Oval Office called for Kimmel to be gone. Carr, Trump’s boot-licking FCC chair, made it happen. Where was he a week ago when Brian Kilmeade of Fox suggested killing homeless people by involuntary lethal injection?

If you hate change iOS 26 is not for you. Ask me how I know.

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

Had a customer ask if we sold raw dairy products, and when I replied no she responded, “wow, you really are just turning into everybody else” then stormed off in her lululemons

We can agree Charlie Kirk was a horrible, monstrous person, but the anger and rage I feel towards Tyler Robinson for creating a martyr and more dangerous to stand up to hate and vitriol from the right, is up there with how I felt abt Kirk. It’s only going to get worse for the people he targeted.

Timeline cleanse.

Absolutely not

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Tonight’s Redford movie will ofc be Great Gatsby. One of his least liked roles, but the one that started my love affair with F. Scott Fitzgerald and a favorite of mine.

Since Charlie Kirk died it’s become glaringly obvious an entire group of voters has no idea what hateful rhetoric is.

under this language charlie kirk would not have been allowed to speak on clemson’s campus

My 15 yo heart is broken.

0312 and arguing with a small terrorist abt why watching Tiny Chef isn’t an appropriate way to wait for school to start in 5 hours.