My eldest just beat me in air hockey and now it's time I walk into the ocean

Inventing twelve bases just to win is so him. #CalvinandHobbes #Calvinball

Roja para Ngoy!

Missed the yordong

Happy Father's Day 🖤

Inter Miami FC's Lionel Messi plays for Argentina?

fun to see that most of what is in cheetos you would find in any decently stocked pantry and that the more "exotic" ingredients are just a few starches and food colorings

oh i get it now. its soccers answer to the world baseball classic

FUCK YOU SPAIN I WILL NEVER USE VOSOTROS

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

Moms also rock

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

Rewatching Detroiters. Still amazing.

Glad to see the Astros and Royals decided that pitching is optional this game

Pulicic is good

With the exchange rate, that's 1.3 goals

Whatever he's got is so crazy that it takes 22 SPECIALISTS to figure it out

Happy 6/9 to all who celebrate

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Los Astros

Come on! 74-8? www.82-0.com/share?id=Vnm...

Yordong

Tell this to the bird mom who flew into the nest unexpectedly and freaked out no I'm not talking about me what are you taking about I'm fine

GG Astros

Christian Homer

Jeremy pena es bueno

Goat cheese? Is that too broad?

Last 3 commercials: make a wish, early detection of Alzheimer’s, children's cancer research... Well I'm depressed

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Esto es absurdo. Nachos de Crab Rangoon, cosas por el estilo

More like Christian Homer

Omg Yordan

I still love Altuve so much

Spotted on Tumblr…

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

Happy day to all you motherfuckers Pretty sure i have it right

Justice for Nicky Notes

Man the lows are really hard

Happy 85th birthday to the FIRST woman EVER to become a chess grandmaster, and five-time women's world champion from 1962 to 1978, Nona Gaprindashvili 🙌🏆

I hear you my man theonion.com/overambitiou...

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.