You fucked me in the back of your Honda civic in 2014. Yes, let’s be roommates? 🤨

Sometimes when I go to the bar I set out to suck one specific person’s dick. And when I do… I feel so accomplished.

I have always, and will always love unsolicited dick pics. 🥹

@youareaprogram.bsky.social just grabbed my boobs and went "but baaaaabe you were meant to give all this milk to Santa!" I need a moment to recover

MAGA: America is a Christian nation! Me: Cool the Bible says in Leviticus "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born." MAGA: Not like that.

I don’t think I’m very good at baking kolaczkies. :/

From my naughty list series featuring Sam

I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter

Man, lemme tell ya. Taking off my pants is the best feeling, post Christmas Eve shift. 😮‍💨 #gaybears

Original character: Sailor Venus with Cancer. Do not steal.

Its feedback like this that keeps me doing what I love 😮‍💨

I went and got my throat abused by this guy, and when I got in my car after getting that nut and heard the Queen say ‘We’re in Power Mode’ I have never felt more powerful as a cock sucker 😭😭

Screw it - have another gym selfie

He had a video playing of me sucking his dick when I walked in to his house… to suck his dick. 🥹 I felt like a celebrity! But also, I need more videos of me sucking dick. I look really good with a mouthful of dick.

My lord 🤤🤤🤤

Refurbishing your insides, (dis)respectfully. 🔺💪🏽🐼🔺

What is he cooking

fcf + grey sweat pants season

Why do your fingers smell like that???

That first *boing* when you pull the dick out of his shorts. 😘🤌🏽

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Suns out buns out! ☀️

Saturday’s are for pit pics

I gave someone at the bar my underwear. He promised to send me a video of him cumming in them. 😈

Oooo mama. I’m the wrong person to say “She doesn’t know what a biological woman is.”

On the one hand: I desire the embrace of someone and want to come home to someone. On the other: I love being a horny ass Dick sucking cock goblin. Why is finding that balance so difficult? 😩

I gotta start remembering to come on here more often. lol

They say I’m cuddly. #cuddles #bear😗

Babe wake up new horny samwise cosplay pics just dropped

Damn mamacita that gunt is so raw

It doesn’t have to be FCF. Smother me in them pits pls😌

If you tell me “taste it”, I will not hesitate to suck your cock. It’s such a trigger phrase for me lol

Thighs✨

Saw 11: Get Jiggy with It

It’s all fun and games until Pep-Pep meets you next to the piss jug

Howdy cow pokes. #bear #gaybear

Everytime I log onto Bluesky:

Yall it was a great night 🥵

When Tammy Wynette sang “give your man something warm to come to.” She was singing about my fat juicy pussy.

Looking for hot dick at the senior living

I’m strong. I’m worthy. I’m resilient. I’m a cutie.

Prefer it in my pussy tbh 🤷🏼‍♂️😍

I’m told I should wear black more often.

Tonight, someone told me: “why am I begging you to go on a date with me? You’re not even that cool.” That ‘be insulting to make them pay attention to you’ thing is so juvenile and immature. Anywho, I have a date next Tuesday. 😂

12 years ago: on this day, I started sucking dick. I found my true calling and never looked back. 😜

A good hate fucking sounds good to me 😩