Follow me on Hevy friends.. keep me accountable. 🥺

I O U 🍑

Gym Bunny🐇

Slapped the ham and came on my shirt on accident … happy Thursday.

Sleepy sausage

To all my internet men’s. 💙 Happy (early) Valentines Day!

I would be really cool if someone came and helped me stretch my hips and thighs…

Age Verification? The first “album” I owned was MC Hammer - Please Hammer don’t hurt em’ - on cassette tape, that I played in my cassette clock radio in my room on repeat… you can’t touch this.. IYKYK

Biggest (non)flex of the week. I am spending 2 weeks in rural Oklahoma for work… I know you’re jealous.

Same car wash, same queen, different car…

The migraine is settling in nicely as one could expect. #MonoMonday

Limits were pushed, lives were maybe changed…

Get Carrie Underwood off my damn TV..

I normally wouldn’t share things from Twatter I love this for them ..

So finally watching Twinless… this is interesting.

Who’s the Super Bowl halftime performer? Wrong answers only

If you see this, post a character that starts with E

I need to stay off the “For You” feed …

Tell me what you really think about me.. ngl.link/bearbussy

Lookin pretty OK for a dead bitch.

Just me and a baby ..

The unposted from the last few days…

I was busy this morning ..

Bluesky every Friday

Didn’t sleep worth D*ck, so to the gym I go. The goal today is to be the least problematic person.

A home of sexual in a Toyota at the car wash… ground breaking…

About to have these chompers polished.

TBT - missing my Tumper 🥺

So 2026 is the year of. “Is this AI”? Being the 3rd comment of most posts on social media. I hate this timeline …

Men of a Certain Age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.

I may have a cold, but I’m still putting in the work. #HumpDay

I still love this album from start finish.

My head feels like TV static My nose is plugged one side (and drippy) Post nasal drip Back to bed? Sick of being sick

No new pictures where are you at mentally *it’s giving…. Midlife crisis*

introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you Mom wanted to name me Jonathan, I wish she fought harder.

It’s that wonderful time of year where we play the all intensive game of do I have Covid, or a cold, or simply allergies?!

Drop a random GIF or vid from a movie! 🎥🖤

Tired 🫩

If you’re just NOW saying happy birthday to me, you owe me a gift. I don’t make the rules, I just live by them.

Who runs this account:

I’m going to be a Cunt for exactly 1 second. I think it is very brave that miss Mia Starr walked out on that runway in that dress with a chest plate on and did not cover her chest plate seems.. *End cunt*

🥺 Sub Radio changed me profoundly. 🥺

We made it thru January…

Ive been under managers like this before. And I’ve said it before and I’ll die by this motto. “bitch, I was here before you and I’ll be here when your gone”

Sending me 8 NGL questions (and they are a lil odd) in a row isn’t cute when I am not even inviting people to play.. IJS

@brianjarvis.com Happy Birthday !!

Didn’t want to but I did..

If you could change anything about Bluesky immediately .. why is it this?

Happy FCF to those who celebrate! This morning I sucked my husband off, brushed my teeth, and made coffee. It’s been productive already, and just after 6am!

Just doxed myself like a fucking newb