Me and the person at the wheel in my brain

My Neck, My Back, my puhcy, & my crack..

D:// Plant gay: A gay person that has many plants and/or loves plants :: Plant gays are the best type of gays::

Mono Monday

Finally Home

Which US airport gives “arch nemesis” vibes. My vote is O’Hare..

Now we wait ..

Does anyone think American would object to me borrowing a plane and flying myself home?

Is it time to leave yet..

Anyone been raptured yet ?

Puts the Ho, in Holiday Inn.

Happy Sunday from a Holiday Inn in the middle of Oklahoma…

Me RN:

Because God punished me with a shitty rental in Texas, I got a Sweet Jetta in Oklahoma.

Being around so many people in public it is painful to see what Temu and Shien are doing to clothing ….

Sad

Last day in the Lone Star state..

This room has so many different colors in it, it’s borderline tacky

It’s hot in Texas

It’s too early

Who’s excited about getting up at 2am for the airport ..

Who ever had the multiverse remote.. I hate this timeline and I’m ready to go to the next. Anyway, I got a pig speedo because I shop while hi sometimes. Enjoy while it’s here

Gettin Slizzard..

Who is an actor/actress that you used to consume but can no longer to even tolerate for a movie or show? I’ll go first

Ope..

Don’t mind my mild insanity while I get things ready to go for my next two weeks on the road.

👋🏿✌🏿🖕🏿👇🏿✊🏿👊🏿🤛🏿👏🏿🙌🏿🫶🏿💪🏿🤎 Unapologetic Blk. F@ck racism

A little bit about me if you’re new here: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 📍 USA, Iowa 🇺🇸 🌽 🧬 Age: 43 📏 Height: 5'11.5” 🐾 Pets: 3 wonderful pups 🎨 Tattoos: 1 💙 Favorite color: Blue 💦 Favorite drink: Water 💍 married 13 years next month Me left - Hubs right

We are the moment #Huxley&Ira

If we learned nothing over the past two days. At least remember this..

Somehow the answers on Hunters laptop… I just know it.

1. All c*cks are fat on FCF 2. Label your posts 3. Don’t be a d*ck, post one 4. Be respectful of boundaries, I.e. other peoples comments are not your show case. Post your nudes as your own post. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

It’s really a kind way of asking which is the d*ck hungry cum pig.

The weekend before a business trip is never relaxing.. who wants to come play soccer dad while I get a massage and a mani/pedi?

One thing gay men can always be counted on… knowing a b*tch when we see one.

How do you answer the phone?

Who the fuck put mercury back in the microwave? Vibes are way the fuck off…

How it feels to chew five gum

At lunch, we snuggle …

My goal is to be more chaotic today…

You ever just want someone to hold you down by your throat and pound you until you …

Literally just here …

Livin, Laughing, Lesbianin..

My date 🥰

Husband appreciation post. I love my husband the most 🥰 he does all the things around the house that I hate doing. *Also pictured is Baxter the cutest dog in the photo and he absolutely adores Andy.

Husband is scrubbing floors and I’m doing the absolute least…

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If I send this to you, it means for 75$ the wife can watch…

Every time oomf posts dick…

Did bluesky take the ability to upload videos away from everyone.. or just me?