Any tips on building a shelf??? 🍑🔨

Alright bushes on the table where I can see em

Drop something?

Getting the itch to watch holiday movies 🎄🎅🏽🎁

Come back to bed pls 💜❤️💛

im being so srs

Friday 🙌🏽

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

I ♥️ NY

It’s my birthday!! 🥳

Should I add the triangle tits?

Ooo Banana 🍌

Watching classic scary movies for the first time. Um why are they so goofy?? 💀🤣

Raw dogging pre-workout powder is crazy work

Pls wash hands 🧼

"Today is chest and legs day!" – me, about to order fried chicken. 🤤

I’m going to hold your huevos while I say this… you’re doing great.

Fall is fun and all, but it makes it hard to dress like a slüt

Leg day done 😮‍💨

No one knows he’s wearing a jockstrap 😔

8 years ago 😱 @jpeversman.bsky.social

Decided on Tomb Raider for Halloween

Hump day shenanigans

Charlie’s Angels 1 & 2 are perfect movies. I will not be taking comments.

Deciding weather or not to be creative this Halloween or stick with red shirt/short shorts

fcf + grey sweat pants season

Of course I love running .. .. my mouth 😌

Shoulder hurts🥺, kiss pls

New apartment ✨

Now why tf did my cousin make a GIANT group text with our extended family 💀

Doing frog pose to let the gym dads know I’m not afraid to spread these hips 😌

Watching The Devil Wears Prada to take the edge off

+1 Belly

Hey chat, how do I tell gym crush I wanna play his cheeks like bongos?

Just moved into a 4th floor walk up 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Love catching an oomf’s limited run nudes, it’s like spotting a shiny pkmn 🤩

POV you’re the textbook I’m trying to stay awake reading 📚😴

just glad insta doesn’t notify men whenever I zoom in on their pics 🧐🔎👀

~eyes are the nipples of the face~ 👁️👄👁️

🍑 Humpty Dumpty

♥️ leg day

Morning beard

I know my balls are big but damn

Hungover, send nudes

Hello Mormons!

All pent up and nowhere to blow 😔

Pizza counts as good post-workout, no?

lil leg day

Any excuse to take a break from studying 😮‍💨📚

Boop 💪🏽