I knew this week was a false spring, but snow rn is crazy

Happy Mar10 Day 🍄

First Sunny Day of the year 😎

If next season isn’t Young Violet a Bridgerton Story, imma riot

This bitch LOVES love 😍

Happy for you all 🥲

some pokemon cuties

Double scooping protein for a little whimsy

Me sitting here sans a Switch2

Anyone else got hamstrings tighter than a mosquito’s ass? 😩

First flight since starting SSRIs Mama is feeling relaxed✨😌

Microdosing ibuprofen and calling it a night 😌

Bis for guys Curls for girls Squats for twats

+1 pump pls

Help! boy at gym looks like Shane Hollander 🫠

Skeet skeet ⛷️

I’m still upset btw.

Need my oomfs to know that if I ever mention you have a big nose it’s a compliment and I need you bad

Being out gayed at the gym by the bear with his jockstrap slipping out 👀

Catching up on Heated Rivalry finale. Don’t bother me

Rub one out for the homies, or whatever Tupac said.

If we’ve ♥️ each others insta stories, why haven’t we kissed??

It’s time ✨🎄

Love these lil gays on ice 🥹

Got my ears pierced 🤓

Doubled up on Lexapro, and it is working

If ANYTHING happens to this precious little angelito I’m going to RIOT 😭🥺

Gym’s a lil extra full after the Heated Rivalry premiere. Coincidence, i think not 🤔

I know Henry Cavill is a tough act to follow, but Liam Hemsworth really isn’t doing it for me as the Witcher

Alright bushes on the table where I can see em

Drop something?

Getting the itch to watch holiday movies 🎄🎅🏽🎁

Come back to bed pls 💜❤️💛

im being so srs

Friday 🙌🏽

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

I ♥️ NY

It’s my birthday!! 🥳

Should I add the triangle tits?

Ooo Banana 🍌

Watching classic scary movies for the first time. Um why are they so goofy?? 💀🤣

Raw dogging pre-workout powder is crazy work

Pls wash hands 🧼

"Today is chest and legs day!" – me, about to order fried chicken. 🤤

I’m going to hold your huevos while I say this… you’re doing great.

Fall is fun and all, but it makes it hard to dress like a slüt

Leg day done 😮‍💨

No one knows he’s wearing a jockstrap 😔

8 years ago 😱 @jpeversman.bsky.social

Decided on Tomb Raider for Halloween