I put the “hot” in “Psychotic.”

“Was Prince REALLY that influential?” A 2026 Anime: ☔️

Need this type of Sub energy. 💥🔨🐼

Papa’s feeling off-kilter today. Send cheesesteaks.

Belly of the Beast. 🎶💪🏽🐼 #TummyTuesday

Post a random skill.

Quandary, Query, Qualm.

Make the most of your free time, even if that’s just relaxing alone.

Halo. Decree. Hammer. 🌀🔨😈

I’m stronger than I look. And I look strongAF. 🔺💪🏽🐼

Aight. Time to go casually toss a Smart car. 🔺💪🏽🐼

1. Blink 👁️‍🗨️ & Bishop Ⓜ️ 2. Plan B 3. Blockade, create hard light barriers that are strengthened by kinetic energy

1. Monet and Psylocke 2. Hell’s Sirens 3. Aerokinesis with its other abilities (super hearing, vocal amplification, flight), and super endurance. Moniker: Tempest

Rooster Fighter.

I realize this doesn’t apply ubiquitously, but I like to think that every queer cigar dad also thoroughly enjoys sucking d*** sometimes. I mean, sometimes I imagine my d*** in place of [insert queer cigar dad selfie]’s cigar, stuffing his throat with an eager urgency to expand.

1) Nightcrawler & Rogue 2) Mama’s Rejects 3) Ability to read and talk any language. Prophet

You’re forming a trio of Marvel mutants, including yourself. 1. Which other 2 mutants are on your team? 2. Name of this squad? 3. Your powers and moniker?

Really, just eye contact or facial focus will send me in a frenzy. And don’t let my d*** be in your mouth whilst, because 🧱🔨🐼

Which nipple is most sensitive to you? A. Left, Papa B. Right, Sir C. Boffum Equal On My Temple, King D. My Nips Have No Sensitivity; Kiss Me E. N/A (Not Applicable); Also Want Kiss Tho

I think I might pick up the sticks today and game a bit. Been a moment. No idea what just yet though. 🐼🎮👾

Forge healthy habits in lieu of pampering bad ones.

A few things people do excessively often in social settings that make socializing more draining & less useful: - Small Talk - Self-Deprecating Humor - Hyperbole - Staunch Vagueness

When the lush, magic carpet comes scented. #MonochromeMonday #WoodMorning 🌲👊🏽🐼

• F R I C T I O N • Do you know what you’re getting into tonight? Others will play games, and others will lie, But I’ll give you something to make it all right… I promise you’ll love when our bodies collide. 🎶📝🐼

Make a point to introspect more.

Scent of Coffee, French Toast, and Sausage. #WoodMorning ☕️💪🏽🐼

Appreciate the moments of peace, albeit brief and seldom. Every little bit helps.

Y’all have some really condescendingly ugly, rudely bratty, and nastily entitled personalities. Then y’all add drugs on top of it. Glad I have the patience of a saint and the deescalation skills of a hostage negotiator. #BouncerChronicles

Thunder said, “LMFAO! WAIT…YOU’RE SERIOUS? OH, HELL NAW, Y’ALL GOT ROACHES.” in the most polite way possible. Gotta stan a polite decline. ⛈️🆙🏀🏆

TFW you get an added boost to your already strong affinity: ⛈️🆙🏀🏆

You shall NOT besmirch a breakfast pastry in my presence! Nod and bring doughnuts if you understand me. Bring croissants if you don’t. 🍩🐼🥐

There are a myriad things an excellent waffle can remedy. 🐼👅🧇

I’m nocturnalAF. 🌙🐼🔋

I was gonna not gym…but alas, diligence. Ugh. 🔺💪🏽🐼

Finishing up the night. Nice. #BouncerChronicles

Buttocks so big…LAWD, HAVE MERCY. 🐼👅🍯

When I say I want a “balanced breakfast,” I’m referring to how I want you to squat and s(w)erve on my face. 🐼👅🍯

Panda and his moods, Recall the last impact? He prison-broke the zoo; No walls were left intact. ✨🔨🐼✨✖️🐯🐶🐷🦄

Hit the gym ‘round midnight-thirty, Glad it didn’t hit me back. That’s the price of being sturdy: Mad consistent, keen impact. 🔸💪🏽🐼🔸

Midnight workouts are so prime. 🌙💪🏽🐼

Come. Kneel. Serve. ✨👇🏽🐼

Ⓜ️💪🏽🐼

Manifest the manifest of mannish chests.

Chewie keeping me company while CinnaBear works. 🐼🐾🐈‍⬛ #CatDad #CatsOfSky #ThrowbackThursday

Fluffy Beard Papa. ☁️🐼☁️

Put in work, work input. ✨💪🏽🐼

Got the pleasure of meeting the incomparable @dricx86.bsky.social over the weekend! Papa Panda + Trash Panda = quality conversation + a magically kindred time. Glad to have started a budding friendship with a fellow frat! 🐼➕🦝🟰🆒

It’s utterly unavoidable to be ubiquitously upfront and uplifting.

Fully disrespecting, then half-assing an apology is WILD. Like, you put so much energy out doing the wrong thing, you don’t even have enough left in the tank to do the right thing fully. 😭😭💀

You’re not a coward when you smugly transgress, so you should keep that same lack of cowardice when you apologize.