I want Prime to leave the scorebug up the whole game.

Evening Pump: Check. 🔺💪🏽🐼🔺

Oh, no…RIN! 🥺😤🙂‍↔️

You just have to find yourself a good pastry and devour it. Inhale it, even. Currently hooked on Carrot Cake.

New dark escapism just dropped. Excuse me.

It’s really inane that both Jokic and Shai somehow keep getting better season after season. Their existence on the court is already scary for other teams…but they haven’t reached ceilings yet at video game levels of constant production?! Yikes. And MUCH respect.

Earlier this week when Autumn (cool weather-wise) started. I want her to stay. #ThrowbackThirsday 🆒🖖🏽🐼

On another note, Jokic could have a 60-point triple double if he plays in the 4th quarter tonight. He’s at 52-11-6 right now. 😭😭💀

We TRAMPLED the Lakers. Scary hours for the league when we can do this missing 2 starters (including our 2nd best player & our best perimeter defender), and multiple contributing bench players against the Warriors & Lakers on a back-to-back. Shai MVP2 loading…? ⛈️🆙🏀🏆

Judgement can be positive (or neutral), too. Don’t just have to register it connotatively as immediately negative.

Chewie being adorably passive-aggressive about asking for pets, because who doesn’t sometimes struggle to ask for the affection they crave? #CatDad #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky

Commandeering this #HumpDay to celebrate @thee-deviant.bsky.social humps! My Delectable, Radiant, and Deviant Smörgåsbord of a Bear. *grips ferociously* 💙🔨🐼

Beard was bearding fluffily today. 🔺💪🏽🐼

Clearly, we just want a Nuggets-Thunder WCF. With the Thunder having gone through the Warriors and the Rockets. Let the Nuggets deal with the Spurs in the 2nd round.

Yellow Cap means you’re my Truck Stop Slut tonight, Bud. Act accordingly. #TummyTuesday #TittyTuesday 🚛🔨🐼

This reminds me to actually watch the water one. I do appreciate a good, long fantasy/sci-fi. I miss longer films being more regular.

If I give you this look, I’m tapping the depths of both ends’ holes. Full stop.

Aside: Lemme pillage that pussy. Open up.

Westbrook revenge game incoming?

“One team’s castaway, perhaps another’s catalyst…” Love that diction.

Shai’s basically good for a point for every minute he plays. Such a consistent scorer/producer for this team. And that’s not even counting the assist points.

The way we started this game like we needed to get Shai out in a tight 30 (or less)…business was meant AND had. We got a rested Luka tomorrow. Loved that we stood on business tonight. ⛈️🆙🏀🏆

And a Beefy Morning to ya, Laddie.

Sketchy Papa. 🐼✏️➰

Papa’s gonna be more aggressively lecherous this week. Tread sedulously. Or don’t and get your cheeks clapped from both ends.

On another note, I want a bourbon, a blunt, and a blowjob. A “Triple B,” if you will. 🅱️🅱️🅱️☝🏽🐼

Thinking about my ButterscotchBear this week, and getting riled up as a result. *reminisces brickly* 🐼💭🐻

Wizards failed HARD. 😭😭💀

Actually BE the adult you’re shaped like, not just a child cosplaying as one.

Y’all really need to learn how to take constructive criticism and chastisement better. Because copping an attitude &or nastily running from accountability shouldn’t be the move every time someone rightfully calls you out on your trifling behavior. GrowTF up.

I feel like slapping a b****. Disrespectfully, of course. ⚡️🔨🐼

Headlocks hit differently over here. 🔺💪🏽🐼🩶 #MonochromeMonday

I’m sleeping for like 8-10 hours when I finally lie down. Only thing that’ll wake me up in the midst is a Kaiju attack.

You know you’ve sufficiently crossed the barrier into middle age when you’re super excited to try out your new silicone earplugs so you can get a peaceful sleep. Highlight of the week! 😴

Feels like 44°F. Papa likes! 🍁👊🏽🐼 #BouncerChronicles

Skyline: Thick, bearded men showing hole/butt. Me:

POV: You’re just off-camera sniffing and licking my tip. #FCF, Base Edition. 🌀🔨🐼

Lemme bearhug you. (NOTE: You might melt.) 🔺💪🏽🐼🔺

The Hawks blitzed the Lakers. 🙃

The night is long. But almost done. #BouncerChronicles

Printing Press Papa, Vol. 2. 📗🔨🐼

None of these games were close in the end. At least they were (mostly) scrappy up to their halves.

Rockets tried to outbully the Spurs and lost by 11. Yikes. 😈

Papa, refusing to wear clothes? Backbreaking. 🤎🔨🐼

Watching NBA highlights for the next hour or so. Gotta catch up on 11 games.

Drop your favorite “me and who” picture.

I’m off early, and home in kind. I will now have peace & quiet while I relax.

Ecstatic we bounced back this well tonight. Needed this for my mood. We’d better crush Memphis and turn these Grizzlies into Gummy Bears come Sunday.

Weekend, start! ✨✌🏽🐼 #BouncerChronicles

So You’re Raising a Warrior.