this show was SO fun to make, and i hope you have even half as much fun listening to it, because that's still a lot of fun

knowing there's a new episode of severance waiting for me at home is getting me through this day

i smell a pulitzer

they need to teach about the patrick swayze tweet in colleges around the world. This thing is a true work of art, and arguably what twitter was all about

this is what a lot of tech people used to be like 😭 it bums me out that younger people probably have no conception of the internet ever being this way

wolf proverb: inside you there is one guy

been listening to the latest bobiverse book in audio format for the first time — as much as i enjoy the world, i'm finding the everyone-is-the-same-characteritis this book suffers from (both bob clones *and* supposedly original characters) way more grating in audio than it is written

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

civ 7 looks amazing so far

my favourite little 3D print project so far is designing these kintsugi-inspired blocks to fill in the ridiculously big gaps in our rental apartment floor

cats asking for food in the morning after being starved to death for 8 hours while you slept

it's almost that time

please don't order supplements from weird suppliers on amazon, especially if the 'supplement facts' looks like this

to whichever amazing people at the city are responsible for converting 8th and columbia to a four-way stop, thank you so much for reducing the chance of me getting clobbered by an uber on my walk to work every morning

nice boots are they available in pu brown?

grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O

they converted the men’s washroom to the women’s in the funniest possible way at vancouver eras shows

there are only two genders on the seawall right now: sequins and canucks jersey

if you were also annoyed that your spotify wrapped sucked because they fired all the genre classification people, please enjoy Every Noise at Once, where you can subgenre out to your heart's content everynoise.com

foggy van looks like dredge when the science world lights are off

holding beethoven hostage and forcing him to record a message for his spotify top fans

When you are using matlab and you want to get the square root of the result of the most recent command line operation.

If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad

[me explaining the grinch having knee surgery to my dad] he's having knee surgery tomorrow [my dad who i once explained the "was the grink there?" tweet to] was the grink there?

taylor is doing amazing work, and in a post-yes-yes-no world, she's required reading also the grinch has knee surgery tomorrow

one of many gems in the yacht rock dockumentary is this SCTV sketch on michael mcdonald ft. rick moranis

shoutout to the woman at the pharmacy today who told me her poodle "goes by he/they" and then proceeded to grill the pharmacist about how much booze she could drink with her medication. i hope you do not operate heavy machinery tonight my queen.

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

i’m re-watching House for the first time since it aired, and i have to acknowledge that it is both an awesome show (artifacts of the early 2000s aside), and hugh laurie can absolutely get it

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soup guy walking out of the stock market disappointed

there is a third, much funnier implied image between these

the licence plate makes him look like he's 🤤

The TransLink reindeer bus is back 😭😭😭

true story from last night

imagining a world where this delights me and i play chess with pokemon pieces or something instead of trying to break it

*digging up a lede*: the fuck is this?

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

standing at the checkout muttering "this must be what mr peanut feels like when he just wants to buy some fucking groceries"

(first day as a spy) CONTACT: (casually sitting next to me on a park bench) Pleasant weather we're having...do you know if we should expect rain? ME: (desperately fumbling with my notecards) Yes, it's uh, it's fuckin', it's gonna pour, dude

alternate universe where reply all is still airing and does a yes yes no segment on this as a way to talk about bluesky

the only place in the world i do not have internet is the toilets on BC Ferries. it is a fortress for the modern age

did my cat write this

saying "restroom" instead of "bathroom" when i'm in seattle for the night

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

pitching dune imperium to my friends: it's a resource-starved worker-placement deck-builder with a single-location combat phase pitching it to my gf: it's barely harder than arnak, which you already love pitching it to my cat: look at this tasty little fuckin' mouse, look at its crispy desert ears

fixin' to make friends with all the ticketmaster haters