LMAO

had to go through my playlists lol

her, sir, they, jid, mick jenkins, mahalia, alina baraz, tyla, ayra starr, wizkid, asake, wid, and d-singer

Oh you mean Jersey women

muddy wet marrow of the earth LMAO

Turn it on and cut it off.

When she confronts her girlfriend about cheating on her:

LMAO

Any time y’all talk about egg nog, I think about that “Nog. Nigga damn!” tweet

Call it "DISS MISSED"

🤣

and in my house, you can stack +2s on +4s (if the color matches) and +4s on +2s. this is the way god intended. he told me on a mountain

in my house, it’s just uno

hold up

technically couples but couples of 2-digit numbers. if my credit card number was 1234567890123456, i’d say “twelve, thirty-four … fifty-six, seventy-eight … ninety, twelve … thirty-four, fifty-six”

Have never eaten beans since without thinking about it. Brain has been rewired.

they’re on twitter still dressing ol girl 🤣🤣🤣

the hands-free pov goes crazy on the playback. so i’ve heard

oh another region war is staring? ok well this is a bubbler, this is a rotary, this is a cart, and this is soda

…that is a shopping cart. THIS is a shopping basket:

qtna

If you have excess money save some of it. Rainy days hit everyone.

i think when you start to reveal negative (yet enlightening) details about your marriage, it can sour the public’s perception of you. see jada/will and gabu/dwade

lessons were learned 🤣

This here’s a man of the people.

let me stay out white business

this is entirely necessary

you ever look down into the bowl and marvel at your work in the water? yea me too

the moon is big as fuck right now

(banana cobbler might be kinda cool idk)

🤣

that would be crazy. what pieces would nyk need to give up? kat + mikal + ?

has anyone else noticed the pendulum swing when it comes to nudity in tv/films? it used to be tiddies and female cheeks. now it’s all flaccid dick and male cheeks????

whoa should be spelled like wow. change my mind!!!!!!

the worst part about that idiot of a superintendent who got jammed up by ice is his situation is going to be used anecdotally as a whataboutism for all immigrant situations

who said romance is dead

f niecey, m jill, k latifah

it was actually hot outside today. summer, you put up a valiant effort and i appreciate it

the trail of my digital footprints ends here

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

LMAOO

Here's another example.

NOBODY POST TO BE HEEERE

it’s something in that water

i picked red 😌