snow?????

ain’t no real competitors no more smh

lmaooo

man listen. i definitely felt a pre-wobble before i made the executive decision to stop looking 🤣

lmaooo yo it really be like that

seeing that ball of hair poke through really puts everything in perspective as a man lmaoo

fathers——y’all looked down?????

the ladies at the front desk of my son’s dentist office love to see me lmao

LMAOOOOO

when i need a fingernail clipper, all i find are toenail clippers. when i need a toenail clipper, all i find are fingernail clippers. aren’t you tired of the jokes @god.heavensky.divine

Times article has an incredible illustration

that’s kinda where i’m at. i’m the only black person of my function in the whole company. i’m not sharing shit lol

i remember 2 instances of walking out of compensation bump meetings and the managers advising (or directing, hard to tell in retrospect lol) me not to share details with my coworkers. nasty work

do y’all talk to your coworkers about how much y’all make?

my son learned to sign a few things before he could speak. wildly helpful

after all that, giannis stays on the bucks lol. maybe they'll make moves in the off-season

i’m good

do i get conjugal visits and if so how many?

i appreciate marvel/disney showcasing haitian culture in wonder man. the actors tried their best with the accents and kreyol 🤣

Usher been real quiet since this dropped!

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

shaderoom ig commenter daughter or twitch stream chatter son?

insane actually

ozempie makes you lose brain cells too?

all-star event idea: 5 NBA bench players vs 5 of the biggest NBA trolls/haters on social media, game to 21

the nba really saw all the negative feedback on the all-star game format last year and said yea let’s just make it worse for this year

lmaoo

I'd argue fatherhood only exists when you're actually raising your children...

raised by wolves on hbo was so weird and cool

omv?

i recognize the groundhog has no scientific impact on the weather. but also fuck that groundhog for saying there’s 6 more weeks of winter

when they start talking about the stock market and shit on industry

interesting

Cucumber = Tyler Perry in that birthday month post. How did that even get here? 😭😭 If I bite into a burger and taste cucumber, I’m not responsible for my reaction.

police vs ice?

🤣

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

this might just be me but i'd much rather deal with very cold, dry weather over snow

the frenchies have some fire kompa songs and i hate that

without googling, i’m going to say this is a trick question and there’s no king 😬

do you want me to collect our african elephant you’ll purchase tonight, you considerate, open-hearted mammal friend

the fact that this description can plant imagery in my head should be a charge

i always support my friends

4-6

just learned that bird and third should really be spelled brid and thrid

I know they got the best finger foods

thank you for asking

am i ... the only sane person on the internet?

y’all are kinda insane. not gon hold you

LMAO