This really how it be tho......

Cherry 11s at a funeral tells me everything I need to know.

a 5% swear rate smh i need to clean shit up

this feels like a mistake. i don’t swear

tell me @profanity.accountant

it’s hard to stay humble but i’m glad my efforts are finally appreciated

i don’t think there’s any limit to how much i’d spend on food and not seeing ads

Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society: Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.

i have friend event 1 tonight, family event 1 and 2 tomorrow, friend event 2 friday, and friend event 3 saturday. please pray for my social battery

That sounds way more lit than turkey imo

back in my day you wouldn’t send a woman money for lunch. you would pick her up and take her to lunch

someone tell me to close my work laptop, nicely

the vulv——— never mind

honestly there are a lot of couples who don’t even like each other for real

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(+ love jones + juice + the best man)

over $7k for the year paid in property taxes

Next person gone walk in like, “Did somebody spill creamer?”

google used to be so good before promoted results and ai answers ruined everything

This is both fabolous and ludacris at the same damn time.

Juelz Santana when he learns how jewels is actually spelled.

welp. congrats to andrea

damn

Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans

pee-can in pies puh-kahn outside of pies these the rules

evergreen

amazing story

wildly relatable. i see the relationship my parents have with my son. people who get to experience a real grandparent/grandchild relationship are truly blessed

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We fell off as a society when work, church, and club clothes stopped being interchangeable.

brandon williams on the mavericks is a real hooper

????????

2 easily

pluribus is cool. i’m in the middle of the beast in me and it’s alright. what shows are y’all watching?

something is weird about this wicked relationship. haven’t put my finger on it yet. but as a #realhater i’m rooting against ariana and cynthia

who’s hooping and where 👀👀👀

my free 7-day trial of paramount+ expires today. when i tried to cancel they offered another month free 😬

jolly ranchers are outta here

man he bodied this role

how as a PERSON don’t you understand that a first bra trip would be important to a mom. the father and the step-mother are trash. they both should’ve known better

love this lmao

Might lose the love of your life to a 35 year sentence for selling a few bags of crack but other than that ... wasn't too bad.

being a step-parent is harder than being a parent

never

yikes

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