I enjoy the Widow’s Bay program.

It’s frustrating that every time I go through airport security I get pulled aside into that weird little room and have to kiss the cackling old man on the lips.

It’s frustrating that every time I go through airport security I get pulled aside into that weird little room and have to kiss the cackling old man on the lips.

I’ve recommended this app to more close friends than I can count. Got no affiliation with it at all (and it works in limited cities) but I’m spreading the word because I swear to god it has changed my movie-going life and we must keep it alive. apps.apple.com/us/app/parad...

interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority me: no it doesn’t

Me, crying, placing a pillow over your face:

Here are the 10 kinds of birds that I’ve eaten: Chicken Turkey Duck Goose Pheasant Quail Guinea fowl Pigeon Ostrich Emu

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My wife would like to discuss toilet seats later.

If I won a Razzie I’d show up for the ceremony but I wouldn’t be a good sport about it, I’d tell them that it’s hard to make movies and call them a brood of vipers

Just learned about the upcoming general strike, to which I say fuck yes: maydaystrong.org

WHO ELSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Turns out you can fool some of the people all the time, and “some” turns out to be around 33%.

"Cognitive surrender" arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/r...

Shout out to Hungary and whatnot.

Pitching my movie "Anger Man" and they're saying it's already been done and I keep saying "Anger Man" louder and louder because they're not understanding

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

25th amendment

I teleported once too, my clothes did not. Lot of yelling

Have you ever seen a ghost? The answer is no.

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

Implementing a 3 year plan to become best friends with Don Cheadle

Yes, the habitability of our planet is being destroyed, but that's a small price to pay so a handful of plutes can make a lot of money. They're all creepy freaks who are incapable of happiness or satisfaction, but they're making so much money, and that's what matters.

Five Action Movies to Stream Now www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

Nice shout out from @nytimes.com today: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

Nice shout out from @nytimes.com today: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

Five Action Movies to Stream Now www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/m...

I posted a 1912 photo of a man with smallpox and someone asked if it was AI. That says something about the moment we’re living in: because of vaccination, we’re now so far removed from this virus that real images of it look fake. #medicalhistory #vaccines #vaccineswork #skystorians

"Something ineffable happens when you write down a thought: You think something you did not know you could or would think and it leads you to another though. The process of writing itself leads to previously unthought thoughts [and] crystallizes half-formulated or unformulated thoughts" - Lynn Hunt

Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War. youtu.be/KXzNo0vR_dU?...

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

Don't worry about AI replacing you. When robots can do all the jobs, no one will have to work, and the eight guys who own everything will share the wealth, as they are famous for doing

I find it incredibly reassuring when the town crier announces all is well at 3AM, when I am abed and at my most vulnerable

When Ds are back in charge, they have to change everything. No moderate half-measures. Just relentless razing of the corrupt institutions that enriched the worst people in the world and propped up fascism. A few suggestions...

Dear diary, looked sexy again today

Getting alerts about possible measles exposure at Phoenix SkyHarbor airport — a completely preventable disease for the last 60 years — because we are the dumbest country on Earth.

If you didn’t like this movie you’re a piece of shit.

(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess

I thought “Ecclectic” was “Erotic” for a second.

I would like to go to Puerto Rico now.

I hereby declare this to be TRUE. www.imdb.com/title/tt2639...

It’s the big game again

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

Aw damn, Catherine O’Hara.

Soon, all the films in close proximity to it will also be THE THING. Within the year, all films in the registry will be THE THING.