Fuck, marry, kill: a serenidade para aceitar as coisas que não posso mudar, a coragem para mudar aquelas que posso e a sabedoria para distinguir umas das outras

Gawker, bless it, tried to warn us. www.gawkerarchives.com/gawker-was-m...

DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career

My partner will fix up or set up something around the house and exclaim "look at that, more effective than effective altruism!"

a museum of puzzles which employed two actual guards that did this would be delightful tho

Scottish soft-power strategy: give up on the football, and just pick a random world city every couple of years and send ten thousand folk in kilts to win hearts by drinking all their beer and putting things on top of other things. I don't understand _why_ it works, but the evidence is compelling.

Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.

A quantidade de mexicaninho coreano noveleiro e dorameiro que vai nascer ano que vem é coisa de maluco

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

you gotta have a heart of stone not to enjoy every reform MP being hated by the right for not being nazi enough while hated by everyone else for being close enough to nazis that we can split the difference. we do that all the time but for communism. maybe all men are brothers after all

VINÍCIUS JUNIOR PROMOVIDO A VINÍCIUS PLENO

Oiiiiii esqueceu de me bloquear no sistema de alerta da defesa civil, mô

ATENÇÃO CHEGOU CHATUBA

DEFESA CIVIL: Cimitarra Afiada na região do centro. Não façam projeção astral

🚨Endrick VAI JOGAR. O atacante já baixou o jogo FINAL FANTASY XIV em seu computador.

Se fosse do Tumblr queria que fizessem esse aqui

Found the most powerful image on YouTube

big day today!! !

Someone on here had their students write a paper using Claude and then read them all to the class so they could see how blandly similar they all were

Trump: "We have the strongest economy we've ever had. The word 'affordability' is a fake word made up by the Democrats."

I know we’ve grown used to this garbage, but this is just an astounding thing for a U.S. president to say at a summit with the leaders of the world’s most powerful countries.

i’m no financial expert, but it looks to me like they’re organizing a hedge fund

very sportsmanlike of England to wait until the entire nation of Croatia has arrived near the box before attempting to score

The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Inglaterra na copa

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

Cheering baby break

entendo

also frankly 'Michael gets really into AI' is like eight episodes that write themselves right there.

Lembrando desse sábio:

a timeline assim

Caralho dos jogos da copa acho q o brasil so n foi pior q o paraguai mesmo, o resto dos times jogando direitinho

Hora de trazer de volta esse banger da Joyce Carol Oates.

Curaçao 🤝 Brazil Cuzil

Assistir esse jogo do Brasil tá essa sensação aqui:

O neymar na cuckchair

Já aparece com 30% de intenção de voto para o governo do Estado de SP

A informação que recebi AGORA é MUITO BOA. Assustadora, mas é boa. Ainda preciso verificar os detalhes, o resumo é esse: Brasil vai ganhar a Copa do Mundo mas precisou tomar um gol do Marrocos. Para provar, precisou "deixar" o inimigo "agir" para provar.

pode trair vini jr ta podendo

ficou um clima super chato