a 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙖 𝙙𝙚 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙚 te incomoda?

Hoje tinha um cara com um chapéu comicamente grande no trem

i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now

Such diversity of thought on the right

bad news for my haters

Se for pra anular concurso nos quais a pessoa já conhecia alguns da banca por ser oriunda do mesmo ramo de pesquisa, pode anular todos os concursos pra prof então.

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

there's zero chance this guy didnt do it

Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE CLOAKED STRANGER WHO’S CHASING YOU THROUGH THE CATACOMBS.

BOM DIA CLÃ ☀️☀️☀️🌦️🌦️🌦️

Num Airbnb em Luxemburgo Tô começando a perceber que eu não tenho muita noção do quão famoso ele é fora do Brasil

Se você ingerir cafeína o suficiente, vc desbloqueia a vigésima quinta hora do dia

i drew a new kind of friend on the tablecloth at dinner. he has chicken legs and bat ears and nice soft fur. i would kill for him

PSA:

Samurai Jânio Quadros

Eu acho que expulsar os cozinheiros imigrantes é o único passo que falta pra Inglaterra deixar de ser uma monarquia

Wow, who would have guessed that the language of food cultural essentialism beloved in some online spaces just converts into flat out open racism with minimal adjustment! Impossible to see that one coming

Malandro é malandro e mané é mané (pode crer que é)

Tornozeleila Leila

we're living through a time when no breaking headline is surprising

Eu quando bato o dedinho na quina da mesa:

"What are you gonna do, set me on fire?"

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

Feliz dia dos professores

Isso sim é novela.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

I've said this before, but: The burrito places that give you a fixed menu of burritos makes better burritos than the places that let you build your own burrito however you want. That's because the burrito chef makes better burritos than you do.

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

BDSM (budismo)

já vi gente falando sobre = era um tweet já li sobre isso = era uma thread vi um documentário = era um tiktok

this definitely isn't true when i was at uni my lit professor was like ok how many books do you read in a good year write that down. ok now pick a number between 50 and 60 and multiply it. ok everyone done? that's the maximum number of books you will read before you die

Se eu fosse um personagem de RPG eu estaria com todos os status ailments possíveis hoje

*Terra's theme plays*

Vim pra um congresso em Lyon e quando ando na rua eu passo mal com o tanto de narigatas

many of you