Quem brinca com fogo quer casar

Ontem vi um caderno capa "essa o bluesky vai gostar"

Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric Against Snoopy

The realist shit to ever appear in a gov memo.

interlude (putting this early) lambert: "oh hey u guys are back early" cromwell: "moon's irish" lambert: what? cromwell: loading a blunderbuss, getting back into the flying chariot "moon's irish"

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tou assim de um tempo já

a pessoa ser contra bolsa familia eu gosto muito pq é um dos maiores sinais de pessoa burra e demente. um dos maiores sinais de q vc pode imediatamente se libertar daquela interação social, que não adianta vc gastar mais nenhum neuronio sequer

Entendi

Navegadores europeus no século XVI falando das especiarias que eles encontraram no novo mundo

Eles odeiam ver latinos vencendo

things change: authors and wizards are not always to be trusted: nobody can explain a dragon.

60-year-olds around a 61-year-old going into the newsagent in 2069, "Go on mate, get us a few packs."

Terceira vez que um indiano vem falar comigo achando que eu também sou indiano

O AMANO EM NITEROI PUTA QEU PARIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hmmmmm

Capitalismo selvagem

DONALD THE MARKETS ARE OPEN DONALD

We hit a bump and now everyone on the bus knows that my briefcase is just filled with hotdogs

quando três cavaleiro de ouro se junta pra dar aquele golpe de Atenas

I’m not sure why I’m getting such a kick out of this, but on my walk this morning, my foot slid on something laying on the sidewalk. Looking down, angry and expecting to see a pile of dog crap, I found, much to my delight, that for the first time in my life, I’d actually slipped on a banana peel.

It is wild to be doing philosophy of maths at a time where strange and new things are happening! This week "GPT-5.4 Pro (prompted by Price)" solved Erdős problem 1196, a conjecture of Erdős, Sárközy, and Szemerédi. www.erdosproblems.com/forum/thread...

Ngm: O Casseta & Planeta:

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Former Japanese Princess And Dropped Everything To Live In NYC With A Commoner Husband Who Failed The Bar Exam Twice

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

“Our research consistently revealed that one of the best predictors of a sleepless night was having a gong sound near one’s bed,” said lead author Dr. Sylvia Mott

quem lembra dessa aspa

POV: candiru

Found Suleiman the Magnificent's alt:

I do like how obvious it is that academics say "the ____ Turn" to avoid saying "the ____ trend"

acabei de me lembrar desse tuíte do mais absoluto nada. icônico

Beholde thys unit moost absolute.

Feliz de ver que os trabalhos que já fiz na minha principal área de atuação (ainda pequena) estão sendo aplicados pela galera de Teoria das Categorias (atualmente o crack da galera de computação teórica) porque isso significa que talvez vire algo bem maior no futuro

potes de tempero herméticos: ideais para cozinheiros que são discretos, silenciosos e moram bem longe dos homens

tatuar "times new roman" em comic sans

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