So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

On the grounds that there’s no bad time to share this video of a squirrel having a jolly good go, here’s this video of a squirrel having a jolly good go

JFC. So… healthy people, especially healthy people with children, please sue your landlords for AC fuckery EVERY GODDAM TIME.

A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions. And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000. www.aclufl.org/press-releas...

Listen in on scientists finding (and falling for) a new species of octopus now called Microeledone galapagensis. Read more here www.scientificamerican.com/article/tiny...

Heads up, heads down. Heads all over the ground.

Maybe I’m just a reactionary Luddite refusing to embrace the glorious clanker future but I think Walmart should be prosecuted for fraud.

You don't need a bell on your bike . 🤣😍

Happy to share our first campaign ad!! Www.Harrydunnformd.com

Iron County is pausing all new data centers and large energy projects after what Commissioner Mike Bleak said has been overwhelming public outcry. “I’ve literally received dozens and dozens of calls, emails, 24 hours a day.”

My team and I are tracking developments in Longview closely after a major chemical explosion. Responders from our state Department of Ecology have been deployed to the scene.

I've had shingles. I've had the shingles vaccine. The vaccine is a little rough for a few days. The disease itself is wildly painful, it felt like I was being stabbed in the side for months. YOU WANT THE VACCINE.

#ShinnyoLanternFloating | Watch as thousands of lanterns are released into the ocean. #KHON2 | #WorkingForHawaii

#ShinnyoLanternFloating | Thousands of lanterns light up Ala Moana Beach Park. #KHON2 | #WorkingForHawaii

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

They cut the mic for a white man in uniform speaking the truth.

If our country's leaders focused on what was right, instead of what was white, this country would be far better off. Frederick Douglass' words are just as important now, as they were when he spoke them in a Memorial Day speech in 1877. #MemorialDay

"It was clear from the newspaper reports that a Memorial Day observance was organized by freed slaves in Charleston at least a year before other U.S. cities and three years before the first national observance. How had this been lost to history for over a century?" It was suppressed. #BlackSky

So, a quick story. I have been at @comicpalooza.bsky.social, been swamped with long lines almost the entire weekend so far, and there was this very nice gentleman named Jin (not sure of the spelling). He came the first day and said he was bringing books the next day to get signed. 1/

In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.

Assholes blowing up literal bombs. Dogs are terrified. Rattles the windows. Just random explosions.

Help a dog in need, Hawaiian Humane Society is waiving all adoption fees this weekend! Read more: https://www.khon2.com/top-stories/free-dog-adoptions-hawaii/

Did you know Taussig was deaf and dyslexic? Diversity FTW!

To bring a smile to your face A 2,000 year-old figurine of two ‘Dancing Dogs’ 🐾❤️ Blackware ceramic, Colima, West Mexico, 200 BC - 200 AD. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum #Archaeology

While we slept the DOJ deleted all press releases about charges against January 6 defendants: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

About 400 years ago, beavers were hunted to extinction across Britain. Now they're being reintroduced as little climate warriors, as communities harness their dam-building skills to mitigate flooding.

🐱 Revolutionary news: Cats could soon live up to 30 years! .The #1 cause of death in cats is kidney failure. Japanese scientists may have cracked it. They discovered that a protein called AIM doesn’t work properly in cats, causing toxins to build up for years.

We have records of diabetes diagnoses going back 2,500 years. We only developed a reliable treatment (insulin) 100 years ago. Now we might have a cure. What an amazing thing to get to witness.

The test is public. It is literally “start at 100, and keep subtracting seven until I tell you to stop.” That’s it. The only arithmetic on the test.

BREAKING: Federal judge dismisses the case against Kilmar Abrego Garcia in Tennessee. Opinion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Order: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I think Democrats should come out and say Blanche's "settlement" and the Slush Fund generally is one act in a continuing January 6 conspiracy, extending statutes of limitation for another 3 years.

On Saturday, May 23, 2026, the Hawai‘i Bicycling League will host its first-ever “Costco Gran Fondo”, a 76-mile bike ride connecting all four Costco locations on O‘ahu in one food court-fueled adventure. 👀

My dear friends were absolutely screwed over by student loan theft and they're trying to to get a grip on the crushing debt it put them in. Please consider helping them dig out of this hole! #MutualAid #HelpPeopleLive2026

Legit good news: for the first time, a Planned Parenthood affiliate is offering what's called "advance provision" of abortion medication—meaning people in Hawaii and Washington state can get mifepristone and misoprostol to keep on hand for future use 💊

Right now our biggest nemesis is Honey Bear. You might be thinking that Honey Bear as a two-year-old golden retriever therapy dog is better than Mick, who has two brain cells that don't even touch, and you are probably correct. You may say that Mick could be outsmarted by a rock. Yes. However!

Trump is asking the people that thought they were going to be killed to sign off on a reward for the people they thought were going to kill them. Seems like a great idea.

The citizens of Festus, Missouri, population approximately 14,000, just voted out every single city council member who secretly approved a gigantic data center. A recall petition is also being circulated to remove the mayor and council members who were not on the ballot.

That's why we should tax wealth, not income, at 30% and higher. THAT will make a difference.

I have reprinted all of our dino sets and we have new volcanos!!! Haven't you ever wanted to just peacefully rake sand around while a little bronto watches you? That is a specific dream, I guess, but if it's yours... I got you. thebrokencircle.etsy...

Make no mistake: Massie is a sack of crap like the rest of them. What’s notable about his loss is the way the president obviously leaned on the scale because this particular sack of crap wouldn’t back down on Epstein.

this story is increasingly strange and i am hard pressed to imagine any possible conclusion that could change this impression

Fam. Family. All 36000 of you. My mother is trying to win the hometown hound contest in her town. Mom wants to ride in the parade with Mick. It is free to vote, and you can vote once a day. Mom made sure to tell me to say that. 🫶 app.viralsweep.com/contest/full...

Please protect my inheritance. cont.st/EVKPgo_DXjIO...

Spoke with @andrewdyer.bsky.social about the teens who carried out a racist shooting at a mosque in San Diego this week www.kpbs.org/news/public-...

The Islamic Center of San Diego has a fundraiser for the families of the three heroes who died protecting the children inside. May their courage and sacrifice be remembered. goodbricks.org/campaign/ics...

If you're looking for why Jared Polis did what he did re Tina Peters, I think longtime Colorado journalist/politics knower Mike Littwin captured it pretty well in @coloradosun.com: coloradosun.com/2026/05/17/t...

senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

reminder that this "settlement" is literally just a crime