The sisters are introducing Cuba Libre to the swim team exercises today

I love him

Whoa...Mick lost a ton of weight. He's looking great. 🤼 youtu.be/O7kMMjohnRc

wow

This is still going on. You can chek the live feed at the page for current action.https://www.mynbc5.com/article/south-burlington-ice-activity-protest/70712098

Half this app is bemoaning the fact that pizza hut no longer gives kids free pizza for doing a summer reading challenge but seriously check with your local library because ours gives out free zoo tickets and minor league baseball tickets for their summer reading prizes which is a much better deal.

Great little short about the best used bookstore in Denver! By the amazing @saracentury.bsky.social ! youtu.be/WXiI1kso1bY?...

human shaped robots? a real bad.

it's ok to enjoy them all worming around like worms instead of ordering identical shoes that fit them. no offence to worms, whose community i respect greatly

Here we fucking go again. I just can’t beat capitalism. Maybe if this doesn’t work I’ll try rich people capitalism where you just take money and everything else sorts itself out as long as you take enough fast enough. Be on the lookout for lit from my cult if it comes to that. gofund.me/33decb3ef

Scooter is 24 today! 🎉 With a median life expectancy of 17.8 years for armadillos in human care, Scooter is officially in his legend era. 💪 Happy 24th birthday to this shellebrated superstar! 🎂 📹: Animal care staff Hannah

Tell me you’ve ever read an academic article while telling me you think they have things like, “you’re so brave” in them.

Ex-NFL player charged with killing girlfriend asked ChatGPT for advice before calling 911, docs say www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

netanyahu told me his citizens keep getting killed by iran-backed paramilitaries so i asked him what he was doing to stop it and he said well i just keep indiscriminately bombing iran and i said well it seems you're just feeding your citizens to iran-backed paramilitaries & then he bombed my school

Fascinating and massive news on Alzheimer's, with persuasive evidence that the disease starts in the body and then moves to the brain youtu.be/uX_KypnSITs

Didn’t get meds. Got recommended an app to help I with calming (counter productive) and a child’s dose of Prozac with, at best, 8 weeks until I get a therapeutic dose. I don’t know how they expect this to save me.

@stangleskid.bsky.social hbd! i hope it's a good year!

big yawn

oh. wow! brian wilson invited him into the band? oh... Oh.

the lord giveth (I have a psych meds appointment tomorrow) and the lord taketh (my toilet is running, won’t stop, and flooded the bathroom).

Will be singing "hump plumping" to the tune of Brass Monkey from now until my dying day.

going to my psych intake like

I need this

It's blurry bc my hands were shaking from exhaustion, but it will keep me from having to eat Tuna Helper he might make for a few days...bc there are three days of leftovers. I don't think I'd ever had a tamarind orange sauce & I did a bit of searching for flavor profiles to match when spicing

Goodnight

NEW: One of New Mexico's largest school districts subjects Native students to excessively harsh discipline, a Navajo Nation report says, echoing the findings of a 2022 New Mexico In Depth and ProPublica investigation.

In Defense Of Shoving All Your Toys Under The Couch

I think about this tweet like 3x a week nowadays.

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

wyoming mentioned dot gif!!! but also, uh, say albany county vs. teton county has been an obvious thing for quite some time.

my business: copyrighting antiquated names from cemeteries and selling rights to parents of newborns.

For #NighttimeMusic tonight, let's look at a super-viral, fast-paced sapphic folk love song! Thia Kane, by Emerson Woolf and the Wishbones. youtu.be/8D5AzruqB-s?...

horrible abraham lincoln i believe dot gif. i think we should say Karoline Leavitt said whatever is the worst for Karoline Leavitt.

One of my favorites from my collection! Unfortunately I have no date or info about who she was.

I cannot stress this enough: now is the time to fill up your trunk with gasoline. That’s just economics.

I’m not saying mass self emulation would be persuasive. What I’m saying is we should give strategic hugs to our dear leaders that they may not appreciate due to the warmth.

Where’s a good charitable source to buy “protect trans kids” shirts and the like from?

I love our cats personalities Maxie fell off the tower. Archie rushed over to see if his brother was okay intending to kittykiss him & lick his head to soothe him just like he did when they were small enough to go to the vets in the same carrier & maxie was crying But maxie embarassed, hide in box

Let's #AEWCollision!

ranked voting has always been and will always be a fucking scam.

You are working on your computer when suddenly something starts grabbing your mousepad

And I swear to you the Venn diagram of people who don't want gay characters in kids' shows and people who demand that antiblack cartoons from the past remain uncensored and free of warning labels is a single circle.

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life. I'm serious, read it all please

it's not that i'm a bad man; i'm a bad horse.

padma's new show has beverly back as a contestant?! fuck yeah.

the big arch is big disappointing--especially b/c it looks very cheesy in the ad copy, but irl there's barely a piece of cheese on each layer--feels closer to half a slice per layer.

Day 137 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot (suggested by @kathleengmaz.bsky.social) #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets

The South ending Reconstruction and plunging their populations into a backward looking culture and economy until it was forced to modernize by the Civil Rights movement is imo a very clean parallel.