@charliejane.bsky.social The Dome is making a comeback!

I don’t need a therapist. I need a project manager.

Today in 1954

What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only. Strat Tele Les Paul ES-335 D28 T-5

Has anyone ever made a high-end camera with a phone inside it?

It’s 4:20 somewhere.

#TicketStubWed A year and two months before the plane crash.

Closeup of the new strings 9 gage) I put on my favorite #guitar. The frets are fat brass and newly polished with 0000 grade steel wool. The fretboard is real ebony and a deep black against the newly polished frets.

I’m skeptical.

I never heard this version of Superstition before. Stevie stretches it out into a seven minute jam.

Olympic Mountains’ rain shadow for the win. My weather app predicts it’s raining here but it is not.

And yes that is how lame the Mondale campaign was in general.

I have a filter that supposedly detects Trump’s face in images and blocks them from my view. It is buggy to say the least, but sometimes entertaining on its own.

Atmospheric CO₂ of 340 ppm

I finally figured out what I dislike about video shorts: the forced/fake laughter and or outrage of the hosts.

Paint the Washington Monument gold next.

Happy Mothers Day to those who celebrate.

I watched the Season finale of Daredevil: Born Again and it was excellent, especially because I thought this was the penultimate episode, not the last. The scenes with Fisk are just amazing. Give Dinofrio an Emmy for manifesting such rage.

How it’s going How it’s going to go

18 year old me, on the right, with the KISS belt buckle, circa 1976. Just call me leisure suit Larry.

If we take back both houses in November, Schumer and Jeffries are going to be hailed as electoral geniuses (even though they aren’t) and awarded with leadership positions. We’re doomed.

Now this is for me.

This is out of hand and how you get Arnold Schwarzenegger as your governor. WA State has this type of primary too and I hate it, but mostly because the Democrats can’t get their act together and focus on just a couple candidates.

This lady does videos in the nursing home and is hilarious …..but I snort laughed hard yesterday at her tee shirt

It looks like a C-135 making a landing approach.

Chicken and Brocolli House Fried Rice Egg Roll with duck sauce packets

“Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.”

I think about this all the time.

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

Bennie waking up, but not all the way.

Nicole Hollander, passed away at age 87. Safe travels, Nicole.

Getting the Universe involved for my Instacart order, which is languishing without any takers. It’s a big order (30 items) but that means the tip is big too. Now that I’ve complained, I’ll get a notification of a shopper taking my order. That’s the plan.

It did not get enough attention (amid all the other really shitty news) that DOJ had to drop the felony conspiracy charge against @katmabu.bsky.social and her 3 (originally 5) co-defendants.

If you see this post a bird!

I have an intake call with a potential therapist today, which would be my first return to real therapy in over ten years. Wish me luck! (Or hope for a good fit.) 🤞🏻

Trumps posture reminds me of the elephant guy in the Meaning of Life.

JFT (Jeezus Fucking Trump)

Repost with a captioned image that will either enrage an expert or start a fight. "Brand new factory relic’d guitars are completely cool.”

Primary Jeffries.

Odyssey

incredible ad in The Onion

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

btw, you know this isn't a false flag because none of the trump people placed a kalshi bet on it.