I'm basic.

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

One of the 100s of jobs I applied to while mega skint and doing JS for an hour at lunch at my shit office job got back to me desperate for someone who'd used MS active server pages. It was on my CV as the uni I did get into for "business computing" (?) taught the course out of a 15 year old book.

You ever just have a big drink of cold water? Highly recommend.

Work did a poll in slack between 'arcade' and 'nice meal' for the xmas do. They've went and booked a place that is "world’s first interactive football and dining experience"

In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario is immune to bees while talking. He will be pushed around by them, but not be harmed while he's engaged in conversation. Note that he is not simply immune to damage - e.g. he will still die to heat stroke while talking. It is specifically bees.

Some great charts on #AI from the Wall Street Journal. t.ly/xvvbw "AI products would have to create an additional $650 billion a year, indefinitely, to give investors a reasonable 10% annual return. That’s more than 150% of Apple’s yearly revenue"

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Brianna Ghey was not killed by her phone, she was murdered because she was trans. Abusing her memory to justify heavy-handed acts of censorship that MPs have been desperate to impose for years is absolutely sickening

Thank you, LanguageTool.

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/

Me after playing cities skylines for 10 minutes.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

“Nah, man”

Why does my apple crumble look like it's zooted?

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Cozy reading time with Gengar

Creasing up at the latest beef and dairy network podcast (127 Beef Pie). Partridge + Crowley is always so good.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I'm not sure how but I'm convinced the first pizza I've had in months is adversely interacting with the flu jab juice and making my guts go mental

1001 nights ride, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

Work are discussing names for the AI product (🤢) and nobody in the call got my Allied Mastercomputer OR Torment Nexus suggestions 😔.

I need to brush up on Java (😔) but all courses are for complete beginners or for AI bros. Anybody got any recs for courses / tutorials / whatever for experienced devs?

This is a powerful image

AWS shitting the bed this morning, MASSIVELY disrupting everything at work 😔 (😈)

there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Writing a Slack - "Happy Jazz" arrangement so I can play it on the piano at St Pancras to just really fuck everybody off.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Animalitos de Jumping Flash! (PS1)

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

Mmm big yummy crunchy bit of limescale adding much needed surprise texture to my coffee just now.

Made therapist laugh last night which is good. Everyone knows the goal of therapy is to be entertaining and fun.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

"great!"