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My evil opinion is that I don’t want to watch shark tank

they should put rollercoaster tycoon in final fantasy xiv

theyre calling me John Bluesky

grok, seize him. throw him in the dungeons.

Grok, generate evercold source code and add it to my copy of final fantasy xiv

is evercold out yet?

final fantasy-style RPG anthology series about various protagonists named John

voices of the void is a game that obviously stands on its own, but i have it mentally catalogued as one dev creating a torture chamber specifically for vargskelethor joey

every so often i think to myself "what if I got into aeroponics and grew a bunch of vegetables?"

we should give the nobel prize and the fifa peace prize to the guy that first put protein and grain together

what were you...

attie.... attie generate the love of my life, attie. attie, scan all my personal documents and generate my beautiful wife, attie.

gronk, generarte beautiful attractive sexy lady. please groke, do this for me... i beg...

I wish Minecraft Steve was real

gagobears

attie, generate beautiful sexy photorealistic woman. Maximum realism. Use at least 100 liters of water for generation.

let's all get big into dragon quest

they wear crocs together #paralives

we live in an era where you could tell me my game of the year would be some game where you manage a hot dog stand and i'd be like "yeah that seems right"

I love when someone asks you how you’re doing and you aren’t prepared for it so you just say a bunch of sounds

do u guys think i'll meet the love of my life in the ffxiv duty finder?

damn paralives really does let you live out your wildest fantasies

im freaking SLEEPY

fun little #paralives touch. I was going around town fixing up broken trashcans and stuff and the game's newspaper made a note of it

Lady just walked into my house uninvited and told Barnabas to take a break #paralives

they should invent a new type of bug

GOOD MORNING

He's green for an amazing reason #paralives

they should let you eat the ffxiv job stones. it resets your level but it tells you what flavor they are and plays a satisfying crunch sound.

my internet is so choppy today what da hell

hey! im downloadin' here! I'm downloadin' here!

i hope the new spaceballs has baby yogurt

never before have i experienced zero feeling for the idea of watching a star wars film. Not even bad feelings. Not even anger or sadness. Just nothing. I'm sure the Mangolorian and Gongo is fine, I just feel nothing toward the idea of it.

if you were thinking about following me, just don't!!! Its singlehandedly the best bsky acc i have seen in years. i laughed. i cried. i almost threw up twice. i've seen my posts 6 times in the past 3 days. it's all i think about. i had a dream i was following myself. it's taking over my life.

they should just turn the entire continental united states into a giant ballroom

who here likes belgian waffles?

just came up with a new show idea that im pitching and i think it'll make a lot of money: BABY Sheldon. What do u guys think?

my foot is itchy

sometimes i worry that steve harvey isnt actually hosting a gameshow but is instead trapped in purgatory

hi everyone 🫶 i am trying to get a #VGenCode to take on more commissions and streamline the process!! i need at least 20 reposts + 100 likes so i am grateful for any engagement 💖 i'm willie and i like drawing custom chibi charms + d&d characters!! thank u for considering 💕

gonna make a youtube series where i describe a game taht doesnt exist so i dont have to actually make it

i have hidden 100 john coins around bluesky headquarters. collect them all to receive an extra life

collect my john pages

gonna start putting this on all my posts

i need to become more like daniel day lewis, i think

i will become final fantasy xiv's nicest influencer

imagine you wake up one day and it's November of 2019