imagine a burger

imagine

imagine one half of your ship accidentally swallowing the crystal of unending stomach pain

imagine your favorite ship ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh augghhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

imagine your favorite ship building a hot wheels track

imagine your favorite ship falling down the bottomless pit

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i think every game should have modpacks

i love downloading minecraft modpacks playing them is a different story. i just really like downloading them.

why can't i think whenever i need to think?

bee do mee maw

imagine you favorite ship uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my new gimmick of posting weird ship scenarios has gotten RAVE REVIEWS

beedo

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

move over Beavis

dumpter

Yaoi: focusing on romantic relationships between men Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women

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OR ELSE

i dont know why im in such a good mood today

im basically out here figuratively making playsets for your dolls

one half of your favorite ship has a look of exasperation as the other looks back up at them blankly, half-submerged in the la brea tar pits

one half of your favorite ship holding their credit card impatiently at the cash register as the other half excitedly continues adding things to their now exceptionally sloppy and unbalanced subway sandwich

I dont care if you don’t like these, I like them

Your favorite ship introduces a brand new third wheel named Slime who they don’t want to be there

One half of your favorite ship looking aghast at the other as they nonchalantly slurp a spaghetti noodle and get sauce all over their face at a fancy restaurant

Imagine one half of your favorite ship trying in vain to explain the time cube to the other

Your favorite ship claiming bunk beds at the cabin by the lake and one innocently says “I call top” and the other gets so flustered that they throw up

Just gonna start posting bizarre situations for you to imagine your favorite ships in. That’s my new gimmick until I forget and start talking about wizard spells again

My TikTok fyp has somehow entered the niche of people drawing their OCs synchronized to popular funny audio clips

I need to try and pander more to the core fujo constituency of the worldwide slop-consuming audience

imagine your favorite ship waiting together for two hours at the DMV while a baby cries from across the room

this all... *gestures broadly* seems untenable

POV you just teleported to Limsa to use the Market Board

been playing guild wars 2 and it's refreshing for an endgame to not be a huge treadmill and instead just like "eh, do whatever you think is fun".

the only ghost in my collection i want to part with is Geoff Stevens, the ghost that nearly drowned me from inside of a water bottle while i was taking a big sip. i crushed the bottle one day while i was really peeved off at him.

I think it's funny. I don't care if you don't think it's funny, I think it's funny.

due to economy i will be selling my collection of captured ghosts

how many more Stories do these Toys have?

I hope you guys watch my video when I figure out what to make a video about

Somehow ended up on TikToks of people’s OCs. Maybe I need some original characters do not steal

Stop unfollowing me, I promise to consider stopping whatever I did to offend you

Let’s all start a co-op (this time I’m only 99% joking)

Would you guys play an rpg called isopod adventure?

chibi-robo 🤖

I should buy a 3D printer. I won’t, but I should