Since you so lovingly shared that atrocity with us this is for you

Fuck Ezra Klein

You’re not thinking 4th dimensionally 🤔

Locked box with a scribbled note inside: 1. anita sarkisanisn 2. ex wife 3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl) 4. trans (all) 5. hilary clinton 5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?) 5. rest of jews 5. femininsm

Excellent 🧵

Kash Patel this morning:

It may take another few years but we are going to grind conservative culture into the ground. We tolerated them spreading their abhorrent views in the name of free speech, but they broke that truce and we won’t return to the old battle lines when we take power back. We will ban this kind of belief

And it requires returning power to responsible leaders FOR MORE THAN ONE ELECTION. You don't go "they aren't doing it fast enough or they didn't do my pet project so I'm going to punish them in the midterms." Vote for sanity in every election, year after year. Local elections too.

LOL. Horseshoe gonna horseshoe.

With Hulk Hogan dying, Marjorie Taylor Greene has fewer options when it comes to sending people to pretend to be her at events she doesn't want to attend.

It’s Trump’s Clown Armor: 1) So buffoonish it’s embarrassing to analyze him seriously as a statesman, 2) Speaks only bullshit, so easy to dismiss his abuses as performance, 3) Makes statements & arguments so nonsensical they can’t easily be responded to. It short circuits people’s normal habits.

Trump is unhinged and unpopular, and he's building an America most Americans hate. My column on overwhelming numbers that, unlike the president, don’t lie: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

The president asked Rep. HeeHaw Hamsandwich (R - Hog’s Gulch) if firing Jerome Powell was a good idea and you’ll never guess what he said

Art by @karenhallionkenney.bsky.social

Yes, we’re already in hell, but I invite you to imagine a “Super Hell.”

I’m spinning gold here!

A SAW reboot where all of the victims are proud Trump voters and Jigsaw is a little Trump doll.

i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

The energy I bring to Bluesky.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the recent viral video featuring liberal commentator Sam Seder vs. 20 conservatives. www.thedailybeast.com/the-viral-de...

JUST IN: Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris has been indicted for molesting a 12-year-old girl.

"Remove all the doors from their hinges and start a fire with the wood. Since you’re now using your savings to heat the house, you can stop paying your electricity bill. Take a photo of this to show your followers what incredible work you’re doing."

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Here is a quick guide by our outstanding graphics team. Malika Khurana; Andrew Wilson and Lily Boyce.

We need a massive march on Washington. A million strong at least. We have to mobilize while we still can. In a few more months, it may be too late.

I'm Blake Gendebien, the dairy farmer running to replace Elise Stefanik in #NY21 This election will be tough, but I'm ready to roll up my sleeves and get the job done. Will you? ✅Follow me ✅Share this post ✅Ask your friends to follow ✅Chip in if you can

I heard that Mark Zuckerberg just died after choking to death on a horse’s dick. Sad.

TikTok has become completely unusable. It’s just a never-ending stream of sneering hateful MAGAs reveling in their ignorance and cruelty, and when you push back on them, your comments are immediately flagged and deleted. Then the algorithm shows you more of them. Go ahead and ban it, I say.

I really hope somebody makes the rest of Kyrsten Sinema’s life a living hell.

Christ Almighty. People left of center had better start buying pew-pews to protect themselves ASAP. By nominating Kash Patel, Trump is showing everybody the moves he's planning to make. The time of wringing our hands and saying, "The guardrails will surely protect us!" are over.

I still cannot believe we’re letting that evil idiot sonofabitch back in the White House when we barely got him out last time. Fuck every last person who voted for him. I hope they all rot in hell.

I didn’t think it was possible for me to hate anyone as much as I hate Trump and then the universe sent us Elon. So, sorry everyone, this one is on me.